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How Do You Survive A Harem Full of Yanderes?
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munchthis wrote:

the only answer I can think of is "death by Snuu-Snuu"


I cannot for the life of me remember the name of the show that came from....


As for the actual topic....

Invest in a baseball bat.


Futurama

and sticking to the topic, there is no right answer to a yandere harem, there's many many wrong answers for example have an orgy or fake your own death, even if you were to clone yourself so everyone could have a piece of you it'll end in a bloodbath.
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Become a Eunuch.
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Hope for them to become immensely jealous of each other, until they mutually destroy themselves.
If you hide from the fallout, you should survive.
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Here's what you do. secretly tell each of them in private that they're the one you chose and all the other girls are dirty liars who must be eliminated. If any one of the girls tries telling the others that you told her she's your favorite, none of them will believe her because you convinced all of them that the others are liars. Then, you silently sit in the background and watch them kill each other. The last one standing will get the "nice end."

Although that probably won't happen until episode 12. Hopefully It's Not My Fault My Lack Of Survival Skills Are Interfering With My Yandere Romantic Comedy So I Reluctantly Decided To Get A Job As A Part-Timer gets a second season.
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go to the roof and see if you can fly, who knows you might actually get away unless your unlucky enough to survive.....
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Accept that you're going to die and just nail all of them one at a time.
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I heard from someone about the ending of Shinigami-sama to 4nin no Kanojo. Apparently, the MC had a yandere in his harem of 4, and still makes it out alive after telling each of them that he was four timing.
...Actually, I think I was also told that the yandere ended up loving him even more with no violence...

Either way, I'm going to have to read it to know...
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CherryDynamite8 wrote:

They'd just kill each other and the last one standing would threaten your life unless you be with her.

More of an elimination game than anything else.


Totally this.
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Metazoxan wrote:


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The trouble though is they typically don't like to share and if they decide they have no choice they'll kill you to make sure no one else can have you.

So to have a Yandere Harem you'd have to both convince each member to not feel threatened by each other and that they don't need to take drastic measures to keep your to themselves.

On the bright side if you do all of that you've basically got the most devoted harem possible that will also double as your assasin squad and/or body guards.


True true. Man that's awesome but looks like a lot of work..
Still, its the only way I can see myself surviving this.

Also lets say, for all the people who put the yandere's up against each other, what happens after all but one are killed? Most likely the cops will be involved.. so do you snitch on her, come up with an alibi, or defend her? Either way, the girl's crazy.
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Try and have their asses incarcerated, and, if they attack, not be afraid to use lethal force.
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It comes from Futurama.

Also forget a bat, I'm buying a gun.
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Noodle1Graffiti wrote:

I love Yandere's. There so loyal, and have eyes only for you. (:


My thoughts exactly.

And besides, being killed by beautiful women isn't a bad way to go either. It beats cancer or getting killed by some thug/corrupt cop on the street.
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Well, the best way to fix this problem is to not build a harem full of yanderes, pretty simple as that. But if I did get boxed in and built a harem full of yanderes, I would run like crazy and bring them to the police. While I love them, I'm not quite as loving if they rear their ugly side with the intent to kill. I'm just not that type of person who would be able to stick with girls for very long.
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PhantomGundam wrote:

Here's what you do. secretly tell each of them in private that they're the one you chose and all the other girls are dirty liars who must be eliminated. If any one of the girls tries telling the others that you told her she's your favorite, none of them will believe her because you convinced all of them that the others are liars. Then, you silently sit in the background and watch them kill each other. The last one standing will get the "nice end."

Although that probably won't happen until episode 12. Hopefully It's Not My Fault My Lack Of Survival Skills Are Interfering With My Yandere Romantic Comedy So I Reluctantly Decided To Get A Job As A Part-Timer gets a second season.


That title would work out so perfectly though. Guinness world record for longest title ever.
On topic The only real way to survive is to pick the top two in your book and have them kill the rest. Then have one as your wife and one as your mistress. Those are still legal right?
And yes I would definitely watch a anime full of nothing but yandere, or 100% tsundere harem.
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Posted 1/27/15
An all yandere anime, sign me up

I think that IF they are trying to kill MC because he is "unfaithful" that MC will "be convinced by someone else" or convince himself that the only way to survive is to kill all of the girls.
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