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Title just about describes it. Whats the funniest pickup lines you've used or heard of?
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Hey are you a fossil? Cause I'm an impatient paleontologist and I want to date you badly
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Be honest, you no longer need any other pick up lines.
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Nice boots, let's have sex.
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If i could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

No, that one's just horrible.
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If you were me toe, i'd bang you on every piece of furniture...
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omg sooo good I love this thread already.




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Posted 2/6/15
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you in between the holidays? I know its lame as hell but I laughed
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Hey girl you look very beautiful and I'm not just sayin it I'm super sayin it.
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You live on a farm? Cause you know how to raise a cock.
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I drive a pick up truck and I'm here to pick you up.
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Are you my homework? Because I wouldn't want to do you..
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Hey.

I like you, wanna get a drink some time?
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