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funniest or weirdest pickup lines
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Posted 7/4/15 , edited 7/4/15
Lets just honest there are no good pick up lines. They make you sound juvenile and some what uneducated.
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I know how Mario must feel, 'cause I really want to clean your pipes.
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screendoor wrote:

Lets just honest there are no good pick up lines. They make you sound juvenile and some what uneducated.
You Guyanese? I'm Girlanese, we totally match

Did it work?
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Hey there baby, did it hurt when you fell from heaven

because your face looks pretty fucked up
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Really? lol.
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Would be nice with dessert right now, oh wait I got you!
If the police comes over here I have to tell them you just stole my heart..
If it becomes hotter.. I would melt for you.
Well there is 5 good things you should need a day but the 6th is the best one!
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Freddy96NO wrote:

Would be nice with dessert right now, oh wait I got you!
If the police comes over here I have to tell them you just stole my heart..
If it becomes hotter.. I would melt for you.
Well there is 5 good things you should need a day but the 6th is the best one!


Thats just embarrassing.
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Lookslikeitsmatt wrote:

Hey there baby, did it hurt when you fell from heaven

because your face looks pretty fucked up


LMFAO
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"Hey, did it hurt?"

"Why, because I fell from heaven? Pssh."

"No, when you crawled out of hell."

"..."

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screendoor wrote: Thats just embarrassing.

Okey did I melt you away?
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Freddy96NO wrote:


screendoor wrote: Thats just embarrassing.

Okey did I melt you away?


-facepalm- just delete yourself
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The wind is troubled today.
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