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One of my maternal cousins might be my dad's brother...

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I don't get it...
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HuastecoOtaku wrote:

One of my maternal cousins might be my dad's brother...



Start again?
So your cousin might actually be your uncle? I'm confused.
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So one of your first cousins on your mother's side is your uncle from your father's side. Interesting. In my family there's word going around that my cousin's half brother was a result of my aunt having an affair with an underage student. It hasn't been officially confirmed though, but hey secrets stay secrets for a reason.
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Image complete! Hopefully this illustrates what he's trying to say? Of course, I'm probably completely wrong, but whatever.

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wait what?
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The only reason my older sister remains married to my brother-in-law is because he's a big enough asshole to have his daughter forcibly claimed by his Native American tribe to keep his wife away from their daughter. Since he's an abusive and lazy alcoholic who can't keep a steady job to save his life, to divorce and risk it is arguably the better choice.
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devouringdragons wrote:


HuastecoOtaku wrote:

One of my maternal cousins might be my dad's brother...



Start again?
So your cousin might actually be your uncle? I'm confused.


Yes.
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We actually have a lot genetic disorders in my family on both my moms and my dads side, such as bipolar/depression/anxiety disorder. But, yeah, we're not supposed to tell anyone that. :)

Also, my dad used to be a drug addict... Also not supposed to tell anyone that.

Also, this isn't really a secret, but my mom's family has a habit of... being too personal. They ask personal questions, tell you personal stuff, stuff like that. It gets to the point of being creepy...BUT of course, I never tell them that. And it's usually the more elderly members of the family who are like that.

...Eeeyup.
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Um?
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Wait WHAT? I don't get it..
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I have an uncle who was pretty rebellious as a teenager/young adult. He shaped up a long time ago, but....well he probably has a few secrets.
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My family is actually the founders of the illuminati.
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Tankfantry wrote:

My family is actually the founders of the illuminati.


Wow, same thing here. This is odd. Maybe we are related
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SatoMadoka wrote:


Tankfantry wrote:

My family is actually the founders of the illuminati.


Wow, same thing here. This is odd. Maybe we are related


SHHHHH!!!!! Don't tell everyone! Remember the family code.
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