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Tankfantry wrote:


SatoMadoka wrote:


Tankfantry wrote:

My family is actually the founders of the illuminati.


Wow, same thing here. This is odd. Maybe we are related


SHHHHH!!!!! Don't tell everyone! Remember the family code.


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She's our crazy cousin don't mind her.....The Illuminati doesn't exist.
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Then why did you try to come onto me last time ?
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Well, in my family, puberty is weird. In some cases, you don't have it until your 20's. In others, you only have it after taking doses of growth hormones. In others, puberty just kinda ends less than a year in, and stuff. Always, you're really short.

Except me, for whatever reason..

Ah, not to mention everyone has health problems of some kind. Lots of allergies, heart problems, mental health issues, and more. Not to mention we're all really weird. Perhaps to the point of psychological disorders, in which case the ability to hide psychological disorders is also hereditary (Gynecology FTW!..?).
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My oldest cousin is addicted to gambling and she's a butch lesbian so she naturally gets flak from everyone else. But, gambling problem aside, she's a very nice person and she has always treated me like a little brother ever since I was a baby. She's just a bit misguided and without direction in life, which is a common problem among my cousins.

One of my guy cousins and his brother are like two douchebags. One is 16 and the other is 18. They want to be independent but have picked up so many bad habits trying to be "cool" that I simply can't see them getting up on their own feet in the near future. I feel bad for my uncle for having them but I suppose they aren't completely awful people. They are just trying too hard to be accepted. I feel like they need to take their education more seriously and stop smoking a pack a day.

My second oldest cousin married a bit quickly. She's probably the most level headed among my cousins but isn't without her share of personality issues. I still love her, though.

I dated one of my other cousins, one not mentioned above. The *adults* of my family don't know about this, though. We didn't work out due to the distance issue but she's a wonderful person. I am looking forward to visiting her again. I want to somehow pay her back for the nice things she has done for me. Maybe buy her some sort of gift next time I'm able to go back.

My family is full of problems but I wouldn't call most of these things secrets lol
Posted 2/7/15
I wouldn't say secrets just things we rarely talk about...
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Posted 2/8/15
Yes, they are secret.
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There ARE NO bodies in our backyard.
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Im Canadian
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HuastecoOtaku wrote:

One of my maternal cousins might be my dad's brother...



are you your own grandpa?


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Im Canadian




well no family is perfect
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Not really any that I know of on the paternal side of things. Though my dad's side of the family (his paternal side) did change their obviously Jewish surname to avoid being identified as Jewish, apparently. This mightve been around WWI time or earlier, details are sketchy. What they changed it to was generic white English name #1838389.

My mom's side of the family has had a lot more problems than my dad's. My mom's sister has two sons that've had drinking problems and one of them has been and might still be, in rehab. He's not been around since I was about 15 years old and I haven't seen him. My aunt keeps saying he's going to come back. LOL. One day. My grandma was abusive to her daughters and my mom in turn was an abusive ass to me. It comes as no surprise that I come from a line of bitter and hateful women. Apparently my mother's mother was an equally sad person, as was my grandma's mother and so on.

Both sides of my family have sad mental histories and 90% of them were probably not properly medicated back in the day. My mom tries to sugarcoat this by saying that my dad's side is full of depressed alcoholics and I seriously want to retort that her family is bitter and also drinks excessively.
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Most of my relatives are a bunch of very dysfunctional flakes.
But if you ever met them you would find that this is not much of a secret.

They tend to keep their finances and illnesses secrets. My brother and I suspect there might be some mental illness just because of the way some of our relatives act. Generally they are very combative about things that most people wouldn't really care much about.

They also tend to have a very tribal mentality; if one is insulted then so are all the rest of them. It's sadly interesting that I and my cousin got into an argument about LGBT people and rights. He thinks they are literally unnatural abominations and I told him about some of the LGBT people I knew and that he was being narrow-minded.. He then started an ad hominem attack on me and I told him he could go screw himself, albeit much less tactfully than this. My other cousin, a lesbian, who I was trying to stand up for, seems to think I am the asshole and has decided to have no further contact with me.
Posted 2/9/15
There are no secrets, every one talks behind every one else's back. Too much gossip. My family can't handle secrets its like word vomit it must come out. I on the other hand keep to myself.
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Uhmmm??? My mother has bipolar, split personality, and depression issues??? My father used to physically abuse me???
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Well it won't be a secret if everyone's talking now would it? If anyone want's to know our family secrets they're going to have to find out for themselves because I'm not telling.
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