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Post Reply Keep Your Lies? Or Earn $20,000,000?
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M / Houston, Tx
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Posted 2/8/15
It's quite an obvious choice, but pride plays a big role in this more than greed.

I'd rather burn the docket, I mean it's gotta be pretty serious for him to personally come and pay me 20M to expose me
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35 / M / The IshVille
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Posted 2/8/15
I changed the amount to make it more interesting. Instead of $20,000,000, the offer is now $50,000.

Lies and Secrets? Or 50 Grand?
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Posted 2/8/15
Dat money, money.
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F / Edo
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Posted 2/8/15
money, money, money!
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22 / F / None ya business.
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Posted 2/8/15
I don't feel like the lies I've told are that bad. o.o

I'd let him expose them. Why would the entire world care about what I've done? Most people have done far worse and I'm of no importance. XD
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25 / M / 30.4894° N, 86.54...
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Posted 2/8/15
- Yes, that dress makes you look fat. In fact, the dress is fine and-- *ow! stop hitting me!*
- Ugh this food is terrible; why else would it take 6 courses to finish? However, this ice water is fabulous. What's the secret ingredient?
- My dog didn't really eat my homework. I've never owned a dog. But I had a baby brother who didn't have enough toys. *wink wink*
- So I didn't make my bed? You know it takes Japanese woodworkers years to build those things? And folding linen is hard. Unless it's high-quality super-soft linen. Then it's soft. =]
- The headphones I'm wearing aren't actually soundproof. But I can't concentrate on ignoring you and I'm bad at multi-tasking.
- So... I don't actually love you, and that whole "friends" thing was just for the benefits. Just kidding, I'm still a virgin.
- Remember when I told you your cat was run over by a car? Thanks again for letting me borrow your red Prius. The same day. Also, I hate Prius' with an irrational loathing and will never pretend I want to drive one again. Painting that mustache on the front didn't help at all.
- I love your parents. I love moving far away and never seeing them. Or were those my parents? I confuse the two.
- I'm actually homo-phobic. I run from gays screaming like a little girl. Sometimes a chorus of little girls. Also, I lost my job. They really don't like little girls in the workplace. Those sexist bastards.
- I would never stab my friends in the back. What am I, the Joker? Guns are fine. So are explosives.
- Yeah, I never ate my green vegetables! You think I care my wife towers over me and my stubby little legs?!? ...I care.
- You think I would sell my pride and secrets for a measly... T-twenty-million US pesos!?! Er, Dollars?!? Pssh. Yeah I would. I dunno what I'd do with the money, but the lies aren't much of an investment.



So this isn't an exhaustive list, but finishing it would be exhausting. I think I should at least get a partial payout or something...
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29 / F / Chicagoland ~
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Posted 2/8/15
Definitely the money. Any lies I've ever told have been little white lies anyways. I could start saving for a house with that kind of cash.
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27 / M / The Milky Way
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Posted 2/8/15
I would keep my lies. All of my lies are pretty small things, but I would still not want people knowing about them. I guess i'm a pretty prideful person
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27 / M / The Bay Area of C...
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Posted 2/8/15 , edited 2/8/15
Money for sure, even though my parents were to find out that I've been apprehended by the police*, I have something to make it up to them

* this happened 5 years ago btw
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23 / M
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Posted 2/8/15
50K?
My answer has not changed.
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54 / M / Tacoma, WA. wind...
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Posted 2/8/15
$50K for sure. Not even a second thought.
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26 / M / NYC
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Posted 2/8/15
ehhh. 50k isnt all that much money. and it's definitely not enough to make me comfortable with the world knowing my lies.
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22 / M
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Posted 2/8/15
My lies would probably land me some serious jail time, so I'm gonna have to opt out of 50k. 20 million was iffy for me but definitely not for 50k.
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27 / M
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Posted 2/8/15
There's something fundamentally wrong with the situation, so I would automatically be skeptical of the PI's motives. My inclination would be to figure out which option he wanted me to pick and then pick the other. Most likely, I would not take the $50k, because the fact that he's offering suggests that that's what he wants me to do.
Posted 2/8/15
I don't really have any secrets so that money will be easy to take.
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