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What is the best pick-up line you've heard?
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Posted 2/3/08 , edited 2/3/08
Hey just want to hear what works.
(Starts taking notes)
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I checked, I don't think there is one. Man I'd definitely fall for a pick-up line like that. After that I would go take a cold shower.
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I seem to have lost my number, can i have your's?
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"Hey wanna see something cool?!"
"Sure"
"Bend down and spell run!"
-Bends down-
"R-U-N.."
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I've heard that one before, does it seriously work?
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n_n303 wrote:

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you and every other guy *evil grin*
what else is there...mine arent pick up lines but more of actions. here's one, when you're on a date and you are about to cross the road and say you're wearing heels. You grab his arm and tell him you dont want to trip and well you have his arm, squeeze his arm really tight to your chest so he feels your beasts..that also gets them..

at the movies... in the middle of the movie go really close to his ear and whisper "i'll be back", with enough breath that will send him shivers, DONT say i need to use the washroom!
a nice.. "ill be back" in a sexy voice that will send shivers down his back once you whisper into his ear...


That's not a pick up line, that's cruel and unusual punishment... =_=



Works best if the person is at least an acquaintance:

You: Hey, wanna hear a story?
Girl: Sure!
You: Ok, lemme see your hands (Important.)
Girl: Ok...
You: *Take Hand* Ok, so there's this cute little *insert cute animal here* and he has to cross a river to get home. Problem is, the river is to wide, so he can't swim across, and the river is to long so he can't go around. So how does he get home? (Demonstrate this part on her hand while saying it.)
Girl: Hmmmm, I dunno. How does he get across.
You: Yeah well, I don't know either. *Smush her hand between yours* I just wanted to hold your hand.
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if you were orange juice i'd drink you
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24 / M / Why do you wanna...
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lol i dont know any
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n_n303 wrote:


Ashamaru wrote:

That's not a pick up line, that's cruel and unusual punishment... =_=



Works best if the person is at least an acquaintance:

You: Hey, wanna hear a story?
Girl: Sure!
You: Ok, lemme see your hands (Important.)
Girl: Ok...
You: *Take Hand* Ok, so there's this cute little *insert cute animal here* and he has to cross a river to get home. Problem is, the river is to wide, so he can't swim across, and the river is to long so he can't go around. So how does he get home? (Demonstrate this part on her hand while saying it.)
Girl: Hmmmm, I dunno. How does he get across.
You: Yeah well, I don't know either. *Smush her hand between yours* I just wanted to hold your hand.


*shakes head* my dear ashamaru... like i said its not a pick up line, more of an action to seal the deal. and its not cruel and unusual, its a great way to get the guy to stick with you


and as for your pick up line i must say that was actually kinda cute.



Ya.. I agree... ashamaru's pickup line's the best I've heard so far
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Posted 2/3/08

n_n303 wrote:


Ashamaru wrote:

That's not a pick up line, that's cruel and unusual punishment... =_=



Works best if the person is at least an acquaintance:

You: Hey, wanna hear a story?
Girl: Sure!
You: Ok, lemme see your hands (Important.)
Girl: Ok...
You: *Take Hand* Ok, so there's this cute little *insert cute animal here* and he has to cross a river to get home. Problem is, the river is to wide, so he can't swim across, and the river is to long so he can't go around. So how does he get home? (Demonstrate this part on her hand while saying it.)
Girl: Hmmmm, I dunno. How does he get across.
You: Yeah well, I don't know either. *Smush her hand between yours* I just wanted to hold your hand.


*shakes head* my dear ashamaru... like i said its not a pick up line, more of an action to seal the deal. and its not cruel and unusual, its a great way to get the guy to stick with you


and as for your pick up line i must say that was actually kinda cute.


Meh... I suppose from your experience it makes guys stick around, but I would assume that it just encourages a one night stand. But meh, whateva. But yeah, thanks for the compliment... I suppose...
Posted 2/3/08 , edited 4/18/08

n_n303 wrote:

^
you and every other guy *evil grin*
what else is there...mine arent pick up lines but more of actions. here's one, when you're on a date and you are about to cross the road and say you're wearing heels. You grab his arm and tell him you dont want to trip and well you have his arm, squeeze his arm really tight to your chest so he feels your beasts..that also gets them..

at the movies... in the middle of the movie go really close to his ear and whisper "i'll be back", with enough breath that will send him shivers, DONT say i need to use the washroom!
a nice.. "ill be back" in a sexy voice that will send shivers down his back once you whisper into his ear...


all of those do work!! lol
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Posted 2/3/08 , edited 4/18/08
Magnus. That is a good one.
n_n303. You're right, guys can be a lot trickier. I did that exact same thing with a girl. Let's just say the girl wasn't wet because of the pool
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