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What is the best pick-up line you've heard?
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Posted 2/3/08 , edited 4/18/08

n_n303 wrote:


magnus102 wrote:
Its still fun to make dogs heel


(>________>); thats sick maggy. even for you...


Yeah, that is a bit much.
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i dont believe pick up lines work... if thats what your aiming for >.> you should only say pick up lines after you get the girl lol, or else ... well... youll find out :P

but a funny 1 was,
Hey do you wanna reinact pearl harbor?
I lay back and you blow the shit out of me XD

and you could say this to your girlfriend if your that kinda of funny acting couple

If you were a booger, id pick you XD
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hmm i got a stupid one...

guy: are you born from toilets??
girl: huh? no why?
guy: cuz im born from shit so when i saw you, it makes me wanna fall for you
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here's a good one

"is it me or are you just damn hot"
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"Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh?"
"I don't know"
"Enough to break the ice, Hi my name is *insert own name here*"
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My favorite is in Tagalog (Filipino):

Alam mo bang scientist ako?

At Ikaw ang LAB ko. =P

Translated:

Do you know that I'm a scientist?

And You are my LAB (love) =P
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hey baby lets play army ill lay down and you blow the crap out of me

if said with confidence this does work

also if your at a party or bar etc...
the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you
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magnus102 wrote:


n_n303 wrote:


magnus102 wrote:
Hell yeah. Women always laugh because they know they are dumb and will start to talk to you. Another trick is to make it so your junk is visible at swimming pools. You just pull up a tight pair of trunks guys and let em check out the goods.


i'm afraid that this actually works...
I've hooked up with guys that i've seen the doors open at pools before. damn..and all this time i thought it was be accident (>____>); looks like guys are more sneakier than me.


Of course they are men. That alone means that you will never be able to compete with them.


OP Listen i m going to give you some real advice on how to get laid. Go to an Sexual Addicts meeting. Its AA for nymphos. Just pick up the girls there. Wham. Bam. Thank You Mam.


i did that once...i felt bad afterwards.....then i got in the shower with her
true story

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if beauty were time, you'd be eternity
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n_n303 wrote:

isnt there already a thread like this??
anyways mine isnt a line, but an action... just bend over so your boobs are showing, or if they are behind you, they get a nice view of your ass...gets them everytime



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one way or another im going to have sex with you tonight.....you shoudl at least be there
lol
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you fuck me? (if she says no) say Good, because mine is 8 inches.
Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Wanna go 50-50 on a rape charge?*this one actually works iv done it once*
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oh yeah i used this one at a party once
youve been a bad girl GO TO MY ROOM!
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Ashamaru wrote:
Works best if the person is at least an acquaintance:

You: Hey, wanna hear a story?
Girl: Sure!
You: Ok, lemme see your hands (Important.)
Girl: Ok...
You: *Take Hand* Ok, so there's this cute little *insert cute animal here* and he has to cross a river to get home. Problem is, the river is to wide, so he can't swim across, and the river is to long so he can't go around. So how does he get home? (Demonstrate this part on her hand while saying it.)
Girl: Hmmmm, I dunno. How does he get across.
You: Yeah well, I don't know either. *Smush her hand between yours* I just wanted to hold your hand.


aw.. that's cute ^^

the only one i can think of right now is "don't you ever go tired? you're always running in my head."
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Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...
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ur hot im hot lets make hell
idk i heard this one @ school
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i don't like to share my pick up line cause im realli creative!!it just comes from ur heart u know!!
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i heard one in a stupid/funny movie...definatey not a good line but really funny

"hey baby, i'm good at math, i want to add me and you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!"
Posted 3/5/08 , edited 4/18/08
Hey today word of the day is legs so lets go to my house and spread the word
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