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What is the best pick-up line you've heard?
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Posted 3/5/08 , edited 4/18/08

PetahCireus wrote:

Hey today word of the day is legs so lets go to my house and spread the word


expect ur balls to be castrated.
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Posted 3/5/08 , edited 4/18/08
1. is that a mirror in your pocket?? bc i can see me in your pants

2. *touches back of shirt at name tag*

Girl: what are you doing??
you: yep just checking and i was right made in heaven
Posted 3/6/08 , edited 4/18/08

rizzyman wrote:

i heard one in a stupid/funny movie...definatey not a good line but really funny

"hey baby, i'm good at math, i want to add me and you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!"


thats funny!!
Posted 3/6/08 , edited 4/18/08

Kenshin1986 wrote:


PetahCireus wrote:

Hey today word of the day is legs so lets go to my house and spread the word


expect ur balls to be castrated.


hahahahahahahahahahaa
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Posted 3/16/08 , edited 4/18/08

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n_n303 wrote:

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you and every other guy *evil grin*
what else is there...mine arent pick up lines but more of actions. here's one, when you're on a date and you are about to cross the road and say you're wearing heels. You grab his arm and tell him you dont want to trip and well you have his arm, squeeze his arm really tight to your chest so he feels your beasts..that also gets them..

at the movies... in the middle of the movie go really close to his ear and whisper "i'll be back", with enough breath that will send him shivers, DONT say i need to use the washroom!
a nice.. "ill be back" in a sexy voice that will send shivers down his back once you whisper into his ear...


That's not a pick up line, that's cruel and unusual punishment... =_=



Works best if the person is at least an acquaintance:

You: Hey, wanna hear a story?
Girl: Sure!
You: Ok, lemme see your hands (Important.)
Girl: Ok...
You: *Take Hand* Ok, so there's this cute little *insert cute animal here* and he has to cross a river to get home. Problem is, the river is to wide, so he can't swim across, and the river is to long so he can't go around. So how does he get home? (Demonstrate this part on her hand while saying it.)
Girl: Hmmmm, I dunno. How does he get across.
You: Yeah well, I don't know either. *Smush her hand between yours* I just wanted to hold your hand.


Awwwww..... That's so sweet! If a man is willing to take the time to say those words to me, I'd let him hold my hand.
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Posted 3/19/08 , edited 4/18/08
ive heard alot of lame pick up lines and alot of really cute ones . but all of them are typical . i prefer the more direct approach . i met a guy once at a party and he took my hand, wrote his number on my palm, then licked my palm and said 'you got my seal of approval' LOL i thought it was disgusting and yet funny at the same time ! mostly because i had a few too much to drink lol but i did call him the next day ! lol
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Posted 3/19/08 , edited 4/18/08
Haha, I like lame pick up lines.
This one is old but yeah.
"Did you just fart? 'Cause you just blew me away."
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Posted 3/19/08 , edited 4/18/08
i will write a sonnet :O
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Posted 3/19/08 , edited 4/18/08
*Guy grabs girl's butt*
"Hey, is this seat taken?"
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Posted 3/19/08 , edited 4/18/08

want some candy?


(yes, the picture portrays an actual pedophile)
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n_n303 wrote:


magnus102 wrote:
Thats like saying "I have a vagina"


I do have a vagina!!!
plus its not all about the sex, what if you go in there and theres only ugly chicks. then what huh? your plan is an epic failure.
Its still fun to make dogs heel


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Posted 3/19/08 , edited 4/18/08
I GOT SOME ! ! !

1. so... what time your legs open?

2 . i lost my teddy bear... can i sleep with you?

3. is that a mirror in your pocket? cuz i can see myslef in ur pants...

4.( look at their label on their shirt and say...) jst what i thought... made in heaven...

5. All this could be yours for one low price...

6. ( as she's leaving say ) hey arent you forgetting something ? ME !

7. baby... your the next contestant in the game of love...

8. can i get a picture of your to prove to my friends that angels do xist...

9. champaign can be tickly... AND so can i...

10. got me? ill do your body good...

11. hey come here? you could... with me...

12. girl your feet must be tired CUZ YOU BEEN RUNNING THROUGH MY MIND ALL DAY ! ! !

im getting kinda tried or typing AND i cant think of any more...
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Posted 3/19/08 , edited 4/18/08

n_n303 wrote:

^
you and every other guy *evil grin*
what else is there...mine arent pick up lines but more of actions. here's one, when you're on a date and you are about to cross the road and say you're wearing heels. You grab his arm and tell him you dont want to trip and well you have his arm, squeeze his arm really tight to your chest so he feels your beasts..that also gets them..

at the movies... in the middle of the movie go really close to his ear and whisper "i'll be back", with enough breath that will send him shivers, DONT say i need to use the washroom!
a nice.. "ill be back" in a sexy voice that will send shivers down his back once you whisper into his ear...



wait....I just want ask one simple question...do you do those?! ahehe...
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Posted 3/19/08 , edited 4/18/08
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Hey, come here often? You could, with me. (heh... heh... heh)
Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a foot long.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.

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Posted 3/19/08 , edited 4/18/08
"So..... you wanna hook up?"
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