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What is the best pick-up line you've heard?
Posted 3/19/08 , edited 4/18/08

n_n303 wrote:

isnt there already a thread like this??
anyways mine isnt a line, but an action... just bend over so your boobs are showing, or if they are behind you, they get a nice view of your ass...gets them everytime


LOL!!! Nice. Anyway, I got a couple random ones that I've heard people say to others:
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
You know what would look great on you? Me.
If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’d be called McGorgeous.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
Can I even get a fake number?
You’ll do.
I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!

I'll give more when I remember more!!!
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you are giving me a boner.........now GET OVER HERE.
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hi, lol, thats the best pick up line
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Posted 3/19/08 , edited 4/18/08

Ashamaru wrote:


n_n303 wrote:

^
you and every other guy *evil grin*
what else is there...mine arent pick up lines but more of actions. here's one, when you're on a date and you are about to cross the road and say you're wearing heels. You grab his arm and tell him you dont want to trip and well you have his arm, squeeze his arm really tight to your chest so he feels your beasts..that also gets them..

at the movies... in the middle of the movie go really close to his ear and whisper "i'll be back", with enough breath that will send him shivers, DONT say i need to use the washroom!
a nice.. "ill be back" in a sexy voice that will send shivers down his back once you whisper into his ear...


That's not a pick up line, that's cruel and unusual punishment... =_=



Works best if the person is at least an acquaintance:

You: Hey, wanna hear a story?
Girl: Sure!
You: Ok, lemme see your hands (Important.)
Girl: Ok...
You: *Take Hand* Ok, so there's this cute little *insert cute animal here* and he has to cross a river to get home. Problem is, the river is to wide, so he can't swim across, and the river is to long so he can't go around. So how does he get home? (Demonstrate this part on her hand while saying it.)
Girl: Hmmmm, I dunno. How does he get across.
You: Yeah well, I don't know either. *Smush her hand between yours* I just wanted to hold your hand.


that was cute i would really smile before i crushed u
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Posted 3/19/08 , edited 4/18/08
I used like one back in High School that worked pretty good. Here goes...

Youre walking past a girl and you say. "Do you believe in love at first site or should I walk by again?"

Heh, I thought it was pretty funny... ,sfgkljasdfkajs
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rhyme_playah wrote:

hmm i got a stupid one...

guy: are you born from toilets??
girl: huh? no why?
guy: cuz im born from shit so when i saw you, it makes me wanna fall for you


never use that
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Posted 3/19/08 , edited 4/18/08

That's not a pick up line, that's cruel and unusual punishment... =_=



Works best if the person is at least an acquaintance:

You: Hey, wanna hear a story?
Girl: Sure!
You: Ok, lemme see your hands (Important.)
Girl: Ok...
You: *Take Hand* Ok, so there's this cute little *insert cute animal here* and he has to cross a river to get home. Problem is, the river is to wide, so he can't swim across, and the river is to long so he can't go around. So how does he get home? (Demonstrate this part on her hand while saying it.)
Girl: Hmmmm, I dunno. How does he get across.
You: Yeah well, I don't know either. *Smush her hand between yours* I just wanted to hold your hand.


Aw, that's cute.
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Posted 3/19/08 , edited 4/18/08

hated_heart wrote:


That's not a pick up line, that's cruel and unusual punishment... =_=



Works best if the person is at least an acquaintance:

You: Hey, wanna hear a story?
Girl: Sure!
You: Ok, lemme see your hands (Important.)
Girl: Ok...
You: *Take Hand* Ok, so there's this cute little *insert cute animal here* and he has to cross a river to get home. Problem is, the river is to wide, so he can't swim across, and the river is to long so he can't go around. So how does he get home? (Demonstrate this part on her hand while saying it.)
Girl: Hmmmm, I dunno. How does he get across.
You: Yeah well, I don't know either. *Smush her hand between yours* I just wanted to hold your hand.


Aw, that's cute.


Yeah..Totally.

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Posted 3/19/08 , edited 4/18/08
~** here's 1..

boy: are your parents terrorist??

girl: no.. why??

boy: cause your the BOMB...

hahahah.. its just crazy and corny...
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Posted 3/20/08 , edited 4/18/08

shiflamelink wrote:


n_n303 wrote:


Ashamaru wrote:

That's not a pick up line, that's cruel and unusual punishment... =_=



Works best if the person is at least an acquaintance:

You: Hey, wanna hear a story?
Girl: Sure!
You: Ok, lemme see your hands (Important.)
Girl: Ok...
You: *Take Hand* Ok, so there's this cute little *insert cute animal here* and he has to cross a river to get home. Problem is, the river is to wide, so he can't swim across, and the river is to long so he can't go around. So how does he get home? (Demonstrate this part on her hand while saying it.)
Girl: Hmmmm, I dunno. How does he get across.
You: Yeah well, I don't know either. *Smush her hand between yours* I just wanted to hold your hand.


*shakes head* my dear ashamaru... like i said its not a pick up line, more of an action to seal the deal. and its not cruel and unusual, its a great way to get the guy to stick with you


and as for your pick up line i must say that was actually kinda cute.



Ya.. I agree... ashamaru's pickup line's the best I've heard so far


this works, no joke, jst be natural at saying it though so it doesnt seem obvoius, prove and tested, lolz
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Posted 3/20/08 , edited 4/18/08
haha. "you might as well sleep with me, cause i'm gonna tell everyone we did anyways"
and "See my friend over there? he wants to know if you think i'm cute"
and "Are you jamaican? cause jamaican me curazy."
And finally "So what haven't you been told tonight?"
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Guy: Do you have any (your nationality) in you?

Girl: No.

Guy: Do you want some?
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Posted 3/20/08 , edited 4/18/08
oh! and this one gets me everytime
"Did you know women are like parking spots? All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped. Which are you?"
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Do you like Campbells soup because your Mmm MMMM Good...
I don't think that is a good one just a funny one lol
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Posted 3/20/08 , edited 4/18/08

Ashamaru wrote:


n_n303 wrote:

^
you and every other guy *evil grin*
what else is there...mine arent pick up lines but more of actions. here's one, when you're on a date and you are about to cross the road and say you're wearing heels. You grab his arm and tell him you dont want to trip and well you have his arm, squeeze his arm really tight to your chest so he feels your beasts..that also gets them..

at the movies... in the middle of the movie go really close to his ear and whisper "i'll be back", with enough breath that will send him shivers, DONT say i need to use the washroom!
a nice.. "ill be back" in a sexy voice that will send shivers down his back once you whisper into his ear...


That's not a pick up line, that's cruel and unusual punishment... =_=



Works best if the person is at least an acquaintance:

You: Hey, wanna hear a story?
Girl: Sure!
You: Ok, lemme see your hands (Important.)
Girl: Ok...
You: *Take Hand* Ok, so there's this cute little *insert cute animal here* and he has to cross a river to get home. Problem is, the river is to wide, so he can't swim across, and the river is to long so he can't go around. So how does he get home? (Demonstrate this part on her hand while saying it.)
Girl: Hmmmm, I dunno. How does he get across.
You: Yeah well, I don't know either. *Smush her hand between yours* I just wanted to hold your hand.


this guy tyler did sumthing like that 2 my friend,

guy: hey jess lets count shoulders!

jess:?_?

guy: *touches his left shoulder* one
*touches his right shoulder* 2
*touches her left shoulder*3
puts arm around her and puts hand on her right shoulder* 4

jess: ......^^
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