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Hit them in the head with a baseball bat when they aren't looking and then bring them to your house and cover them in mustard
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I had a first date today and we shot a 9mm pistol at the firing range. Her idea
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Look up porn of cartoon characters
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Casually go window shopping at expensive watch stores. You don't need to buy anything; you just have to pretend you can. Afterwards take the girl to a park for a picnic and say "I only eat homemade food on special occasions like today. I made these sandwiches this morning, I hope they suit your tastes." Call a taxi to drive her home. If she texts back, you're in.
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Be normal.... or at least as normal as you usually are.
Maybe be a little nicer too or at least less narcissistic....
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TCH.

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The be yourself thing is bullshit, especially when you're a teenager... did anyone know themselves at that age?

What your "friend" should do on his first date, is follow the movies. We are heavily influenced by pop culture, and every lady likes to feel special, experience that Notebook romance.

So first, dominate. You need to lead and make sure she knows it, don't ask her where she wants to go, just take her, she'll probably appreciate it. Make it memorable, doesn't have to be expensive, just something unique. Is it raining? Take her to the side of the bridge in the pouring rain, wind blowing you guys back and forth, then kiss her. You know a spot on the top of a hill over looking your town, take her there, then sit and talk all night till the sun comes up. 1st dates should be about you and her, so anywhere without people (no movies or malls or bars or clubs, that's second date and onwards stuff).

Second, use common sense. Think before you say anything so you don't end up saying something stupid (if you think it's stupid, it's stupid), DO NOT talk about anime or video games unless you are absolutely sure she's into it as well. Most importantly, don't talk so much period, just listen to her. Be the cool guy, nod and say of course an definitely all the time while always maintaining eye contact so she thinks you're interested (remember, dominate. Always maintain eye contact when reasonable, even if she turns away). Also, make sure to actually pay attention so you know how to respond in case she asks what you think.

In the end, if she wants to have sex then awesome, otherwise NEVER be the first to initiate it. Guys make that mistake all the time, women always have it in the back of their heads that all men want is sex, don't prove her right.
Posted 2/14/15 , edited 2/14/15
Just be casual it's only a first date.

forkberry wrote:

Casually go window shopping at expensive watch stores. You don't need to buy anything; you just have to pretend you can. Afterwards take the girl to a park for a picnic and say "I only eat homemade food on special occasions like today. I made these sandwiches this morning, I hope they suit your tastes." Call a taxi to drive her home. If she texts back, you're in.


Sounds like an experienced conman lol.
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A-Eky wrote:

be yourself and be chill



FlyinDumpling wrote:

don't act anything like yourself.


hm...
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Sogno- wrote:


A-Eky wrote:

be yourself and be chill



FlyinDumpling wrote:

don't act anything like yourself.


hm...


pretty contradictory lol, but what I mean is that unless you are a really good player, girls can usually tell if your faking your personality or trying to be cooler than you are actually are.
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Nothing extravagant. Keep it short and simple.
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Be nothing like yourself, and if she's blind, push her down some stairs to assert your dominance. Also if she says "no", she really means "yes".
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mordant221 wrote:

The be yourself thing is bullshit, especially when you're a teenager... did anyone know themselves at that age?

What your "friend" should do on his first date, is follow the movies. We are heavily influenced by pop culture, and every lady likes to feel special, experience that Notebook romance.

So first, dominate. You need to lead and make sure she knows it, don't ask her where she wants to go, just take her, she'll probably appreciate it. Make it memorable, doesn't have to be expensive, just something unique. Is it raining? Take her to the side of the bridge in the pouring rain, wind blowing you guys back and forth, then kiss her. You know a spot on the top of a hill over looking your town, take her there, then sit and talk all night till the sun comes up. 1st dates should be about you and her, so anywhere without people (no movies or malls or bars or clubs, that's second date and onwards stuff).

Second, use common sense. Think before you say anything so you don't end up saying something stupid (if you think it's stupid, it's stupid), DO NOT talk about anime or video games unless you are absolutely sure she's into it as well. Most importantly, don't talk so much period, just listen to her. Be the cool guy, nod and say of course an definitely all the time while always maintaining eye contact so she thinks you're interested (remember, dominate. Always maintain eye contact when reasonable, even if she turns away). Also, make sure to actually pay attention so you know how to respond in case she asks what you think.

In the end, if she wants to have sex then awesome, otherwise NEVER be the first to initiate it. Guys make that mistake all the time, women always have it in the back of their heads that all men want is sex, don't prove her right.


I dunno. That seems like a lot of work. Usually we just stay in. The chloroform usually makes her wake up kinda groggy and..... (joking)

honestly, sex is kinda something of a loaded subject. They get pissed when you initiate, but they also get pissed when you don't... you're a man. your supposed to always want it and somehow be able to know what she's thinking all the time.

honestly the whole dating thing is just not worth it.
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