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Sometimes, I get the weirdest compliments you can give a guy. How about you?

So, one time my friend convinced me to try a pedicure. Mid-pedicure, the lady doing it told me that I had really nice feet for a guy.

Er....okay.

Or today. I'm getting my hair cut, and the lady looks at me and says....

'You just have the softest skin.'

'Uhm....okay....thanks.'


Seriously. Why do I get the weirdest compliments?
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"your armpit sweat smells good"

I have legit had a girl tell me that, and I laughed so hard i busted a gut.
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phersu: that mole on your back is so attractive, wanna lick it and make love to it
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GayAsianBoy wrote:

phersu: that mole on your back is so attractive, wanna lick it and make love to it


But I don't have a mole on my back. I think. Kinda hard to look back there, really. I'm not an owl.
Posted 2/20/15

Phersu wrote:


GayAsianBoy wrote:

phersu: that mole on your back is so attractive, wanna lick it and make love to it


But I don't have a mole on my back. I think. Kinda hard to look back there, really. I'm not an owl.




rofl, I wanted to check if that was true so I looked up an owl video.. and the guy narrating about owls is really hilarious.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeFxdkaFzRA


"We call owls birds of prey because they eat prey, just as owls call us apes of hamburgers because we eat hamburgers"... hehehehe.
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Posted 2/20/15

GayAsianBoy wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeFxdkaFzRA


"We call owls birds of prey because they eat prey, just as owls call us apes of hamburgers because we eat hamburgers"... hehehehe.


Heh. Oh god, that's brilliant.
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Omgerd the zefrank references.

I've had some guy ask if I was of Russian decent. Because "It's rare for American girls to have such skinny legs."

Had too many people comment on how soft my hair is whilst petting it without permission.

Also, "I wish I had your body, but with bigger boobs." -My Sister
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"Nice bun."

I had my hair up in a bun and this guy complimented me for it. I looked at him and he also had his hair up in a bun. I returned the compliment.
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"I love everything about you except your breasts, seriously chicks shouldn't have breasts that big..." Say what now?: The heck? -blinks- Sorry sir I can't defeat genetics...

((Those owl comments.. gosh I love it...))
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"Oh my god, I love your face, can I just stare at it? I just wanna eat your face."
I've probably had much weirder, but can't think of any right now.
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I'm in the EXACT same boat as you man; I've had multiple girls tell me I have beautiful skin and hair, makes me think of Leatherface... also had a guy tell me I have beautiful feet (I'm a guy.. ).
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I dyed my hair blonde in high school and a girl said I looked pretty. I was sort of surprised, but I still said thanks.

The guys sitting next to me called me gay for taking it as a compliment, but a compliment is a compliment.
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Someone liked my voice on the phone
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I once went to an alternative school during my rebellious middle school years, aka during the last semester of eighth grade.

Among the students i as a white chick was to say the least, a minority. What mainly compiled the small white population of the school was boys.

So one day, I'm playing basketball in the tiny arse gym that the crappy school has to offer during Physical Education time, and two of my classmates, a black and hispanic girl, just kind of eye me. I snapped at them and asked what they were exactly looking at, and they responded with the following.

"You have a big butt for a white girl."

This was back when I weighed about 130 lbs and was considerably fatter.

I really didn't know how to respond to what they said. It really was the weirdest thing i've heard especially from the mouths of two 13-14 year old girls. Nobody has ever taken notice of my derrière like that since or before then.
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"You're very...unique."

I had to ask the person's friend if that WAS a compliment. Turns out it was. Oooookay.

I frequently have my hair shaved extremely short or in a mohawk, so I know exactly what CherryDynamite means - total strangers will walk up and pet me going "ooooo, your hair is so soft" EyAH - get OFF me!
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