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19 / M / Greensboro NC
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Posted 2/22/15
Put the best or worst pun you know down.
I'll start

What does a fruit say to deny something?
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19 / M / Greensboro NC
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Posted 2/22/15
Also rate the one above if you want.
Posted 2/22/15
10/10

Wanna here a joke about pizza?
Never mind,it's to cheesy.
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47 / M / Пенсильвания, США
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Posted 2/22/15
Cheesy nothing, it just wasn't punny.
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17 / M / Crimson Mage Village
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Posted 2/22/15
That pun was pretty sweet.
I was sucrose to actually laughing.
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17 / M / The Bay
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Posted 2/22/15
Why was the mushroom invited to all the partys?
Cause he was a fungi.
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19 / M / Greensboro NC
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Posted 2/23/15
Why did the hen cross the road?
To show chi-cken.
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Posted 5/16/16
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
Posted 5/16/16
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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29 / M / Houston, Texas &...
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Posted 5/17/16 , edited 5/17/16
10

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Posted 5/17/16
Preview-kun. 10 points if you get the reference.
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29 / M / Houston, Texas &...
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Posted 5/17/16
I don't Karen about those 10 points..

hahaha I lied, I karen a lot
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47 / M / Пенсильвания, США
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Posted 10/12/16
Still not punny enough.
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Posted 10/12/16
Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas.
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It doesn't matter.
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Posted 10/12/16
If you wear two monocles, you'll make a spectacle of yourself.
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