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24 / M / Wales, UK
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Posted 10/12/16
I entered ten jokes to a pun competition, hoping that one of them would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Posted 10/12/16
Sounds like all the pun was drained from that event.

Maybe it should have been at the zoo, they always have some fun just lion around.
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24 / M / Wales, UK
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Posted 10/29/16
I knew you were trouble when you walked in, and now I'm


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Posted 11/15/16
I wondered why the ball was looking larger and larger. Then it hit me.
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Posted 11/15/16
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
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Posted 6/5/17
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70 / M / Columbia, MO
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Posted 6/5/17
^ lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the 'possum it could be done.

If you drove Arkansas or Texas 2nd-ary roads you would understand ^
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Posted 6/6/17
It was an emotional wedding.
Even the wedding cake was in tiers.
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Posted 6/6/17
^ groan

Someone threw sodium chloride at me. That's a salt.
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20 / M / Temple of Yaoiism
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Posted 6/12/17
Why did I even click this thread knowing I would get PUNished.
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Posted 6/12/17
What's the worst thing about throwing a party in space?
you have to planet
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Posted 8/5/17
I would do a steak joke,
but they're never well done.
Posted 8/5/17
"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible" "Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
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Posted 9/1/17
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
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