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When I was younger (from 11-14), I used to hurt myself a lot because I would do something really stupid, I sprained my wrists and ankles once every 2 months, most of the time, it would be because I jumped over a low wall with one hand and with my backpack on (which had all my books in them, so it was pretty heavy), the bag would go over my head when I was still on the wall, leading to me spraining my hand xD

The weirdest injury I had was when I was at secondary school, I was in a maths lesson, last lesson of the day. I asked to go to the toilet and I had to go down a set of stairs to get to the toilets. Now, for some reason, every boy (including me) always went down stairs by sliding on the railing with our arms and tucking in our legs so we can go down faster, I decided to do that on the way to the toilet and...yeah, shouldn't of done that, I smacked the side of my knee on the metal frame on the railing, I must of hit a nerve when I did that because my vision started to go and I felt really dizzy, along with the huge pain in my knee. I decided to go to the school nurse, but because it was the end of the day, she wasn't there, so I thought I would try to stick it out till I got back to lesson, so I went to the toilet. The last thing I remember is locking the cubicle door, then I woke up 15 minutes later to a kinda radio static and I had absolutely no idea where I was for a few seconds. The first thing I thought when I remembered where I was was "Oh crap, imma get yelled at by the teacher", so I ran upstairs, although, my knee was hurting quite a bit, then I thought "holy shit, I'm about to puke", I sprinted back to the toilet and threw up twice. I shuffled to the sinks and rinsed my mouth out, then I went back to lesson, although the end bell rung, and told the teacher what had happened.

I don't think I have another injury that comes close to how ridiculous this one was xD

So, what I want to know is what is your weirdest injury? Thanks! :)
Posted 2/26/15
Jumped off a table and cracked my head open when I was 4.
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Tied a rope from one end to another about the height of my waist. Ran towards it, and got stuck on it, flipped like twice, before smashing my chin on the ground and busting it open. I was like around 7-8. I think. I don't remember my age but I can still recall the incident clear.
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Cut my eyebrow on a ceiling fan when I was a kid, got stitches, it was weird because I saw red blood like in goldeneye(VG) when you die. So I was like freaking out.
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When I was in second grade our great Dane got out, so even though I wasn't supposed to, I went after him and wrapped my hand up in his chain link collar. Then my mom whistled for him and he started galloping down the alley withmy hand still in his collar. My head eventually hit a rock and I Iost consciousness. My dog licked my face to wake me up, and kind of carried me home. It turned out I had a horrible concussion with purple bruises covering half my face, and an broken bone broken right above my left eye.
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Lost my 2 front teeth from falling off a table when I was 5.
Took years for them to grow back
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When I was a toddler, I would guess 4 but don't remember my age clearly, I jumped off of the ~6 inch high treadmill my family had and somehow managed to get a pencil stabbed through the skin between my toes. I'm still not sure how a pencil got to where I landed, nor how it was sticking straight up so as to stab through where it did, but I do remember my dad pulling the broken off graphite out of the hole and bandaging my little toes together.
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Tripped on a wire and ended up being stabbed near my mouth by the metal corner of my bed when I was 5.
I now have a permanent scar. c:
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ThatKakashi wrote:

When I was in second grade our great Dane got out, so even though I wasn't supposed to, I went after him and wrapped my hand up in his chain link collar. Then my mom whistled for him and he started galloping down the alley withmy hand still in his collar. My head eventually hit a rock and I Iost consciousness. My dog licked my face to wake me up, and kind of carried me home. It turned out I had a horrible concussion with purple bruises covering half my face, and an broken bone broken right above my left eye.

Oh god, that sounds so painful >_<
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After watching an episode of Megaman Nt Warrior, my friend and I started having a sword fight with those souvenir, wooden, mini baseball bats. My hand slipped and I got whacked in the eye. First and only black eye. Nothing serious, but I thought it was comical.



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I was burning a toothbrush.

A molten droplet of flaming plastic fell off the brush and onto my hand.
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24 / M / 風の山
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Posted 2/26/15
finger use to burst open once a year for no reason. blood would just spew out without any prior injury.
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once my tongue was bleeding profusely cuz i got an ice cream scooper stuck to it and i had to pull it off


pandrasb wrote:

Cut my eyebrow on a ceiling fan when I was a kid.


Morbidhanson wrote:

I was burning a toothbrush.


lolol how this XD
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Oh it was. And now that I wear glasses my left eye is way worse than my right.
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My friend threw one of those zip-wire swings at my head when I was 9 or 10. I've still got a chunk of hair missing from my eyebrow!
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