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Post Reply Whats the drunkest you ever seen someone?
Posted 2/26/15
I was just wondering cause whenever someone gets really drunk it's like painful to witness and it's like there going crazy.Overall it's quiet interesting and very insightful.
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Posted 2/26/15 , edited 2/26/15
When I was in university, my roommate called me and asked if I could drive someone to the hospital because she had had a lot to drink and they were concerned because she was tiny, but the cabs were backed up (small university town, Saturday night). By the time I got there (about 5 minutes), the party host and her roommate ran out to the car and packed my backseat full of blankets and towels and then my roommie came out carrying the girl, apologizing profusely and such. She was so drunk she was throwing up all over herself and furthermore, shit in her white short shorts. She was probably under 5 feet tall and maybe 90 lbs soaking wet and she had chugged a pint of Fireball.

Anyway, don't ever get that drunk. To this day, I can't look at her in the eyes.
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Posted 2/26/15
Guy in my combat school went out got drunk came back went to bed. You would think that's not so bad right. Less then a min later he gets up. Opens his wall locker takes out his D*** and starts to piss all over his stuff. He then gets back into bed and starts to sleep. around 10 min later he gets back up. Turns around Pulls out his stuff and starts to piss in his bed. Once he gets done he gets back into bed and go's to sleep for the night. Like good friends we did not stop him lol
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Posted 2/26/15
My best friend drank a few Four Lokos in less than an hour. After about 30 minutes, they kicked in and he was just stupid drunk. We went to the beach to fish at night, and he couldn't even stand and he threw his pole in the water. Eventually we realized how badly drunk he was, and since he was like 19 at the time (US so drinking age was 21) we had to get him some place not in public. On the way, I had to hold his head over a bucket while his whole body shivered and he later shit his pants. Good times...I guess?
Posted 2/26/15
last Monday, this drunk girl and ha friends got on the bus and were ranting about Asians and how they should go back to their countries. and that she would offer to marry them if they needed visa's.

the bus driver threw them out... lol... he wouldn't take any of it...


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Posted 2/26/15
My cousin had his wedding 2 months after my 21st birthday.. So i kind of waited of his wedding
The day of his wedding i drank 2 cups mixed alcohol.. After the wedding i was drew dicks all over a van window
I uh um meant bananas i drew bananas
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Posted 2/26/15
Probably my uncle. He's an alcoholic so...
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Posted 2/27/15 , edited 2/27/15
I saw a Japanese man in Sapporo fly like a superhero with fists out and punch-attack a wall of snow. Blood all over. But then I saw a lot lot lot of drunks when I lived in Japan www.
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Posted 2/27/15
I have so many of these stories it isn't even funny. Here are a few that are about even at first place.

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Posted 2/27/15
Nearly drunk enough to rush her to the hospital. Had to spend the night awake to help make sure her airway stayed clear and she didn't suffocate on her own vomit.

I'd be a total hypocrite if I told people not to drink, but know when to stop.
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Posted 2/27/15
A friend of mine got so drunk once that he got into a fight with a guy and won. As my friend was walking out of the club to his car he stumbled over one of those tire/parking bumpers and smacked his face into another one as he hit the ground. We gave him shit about loosing a fight with an inanimate object for about three weeks. He was bruised up worse than the guy he fought against earlier.

Another friend of mine got so drunk that when he woke up to pee, he wondered over to his clothes hamper, lifted the lid and relived himself.

One of my cousins got so wasted one night that he passed out while attempting to take a dump. The next morning his wife found him on the floor, his pants down around his ankles and crap all over the place BUT in the toilet.

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Posted 2/27/15
so we were at a hotel party, everyone was taking shots. this guy started chugging jack daniels. me and the guy I was hanging out with were the only ones who were not drunk. later that night, I heard someone get up. it was the guy who chugged the jack. he whipped out his Richard and started peeing on someone's duffel bag. then he went back asleep. a few minute later he got up, sat down on a guy who was passed out in a chair, and started relieving himself again. then he threw himself on the bed I was on, on the other side of the guy I was with, and then slept.

the next morning it was interesting. the guy who had "stuff" all over himself was so mad, but couldn't do anything because he had such a horrible hangover.

moral of the story: don't chug drinks, don't mix highs with lows, don't mix dark and light drinks. they make you do really stupid stuff
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Posted 2/27/15
I've seen my sister drunk to the point where she was basically a lifeless corpse that kept producing large amounts of vomit.
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Posted 2/27/15
It's funny that so many people's stories involve someone pissing on something.

I remember one night we were all in a buddy's dorm room and heard something outside the door. Some drunk dude was standing outside, pissing on the door.

Another night I got a call from some girl I didn't know in another dorm. My buddy had come over to her room with one of her friends and passed out, and she needed help moving him. The only information they could get from him was MY name and phone extension. In the process of getting him back to his room, he needed to take a leak, but he couldn't stand on his own. So me and this girl had to hold him up at the urinal, and ended up flipping a coin to determine who had to hold his dick so he didn't piss all over us. Her roommate thought it would be awesome to take a picture of us, so somewhere out in the world exists a picture of that.
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Posted 2/27/15
Had a kid show up at our door in college looking for his room. He was sure we were burglars that had broken into his place. Then he collapsed, convulsed, passed out, and puked. We called an ambulance for him. Then we had to wrap him in blankets and ran the heating pad out with an extension, he was freezing cold. He ended up having his stomach pumped and developed some permanent complications. Damn near died! Kids should learn how to respect and properly consume alcohol before they're on their own so that kind of crap doesn't happen.
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