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23 / F / SCANDINAVIA
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Posted 2/27/15
Basically pumped in the hospital. Or lifeless in a ditch.
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^ Likewise. But the black out drunks scare me.
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23 / F / SCANDINAVIA
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Remember one time a friend of mine were competing with another in drinking vodka, seeing who could take the most. Silly, yes. My point being, it got so bad that he even spilled it and sniffed it up through his nose. Was done for pretty fast after that. Same can be said by drinking 96%
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For my best friends 21st birthday, we all went to his house to get him drunk (for his very FIRST TIME!). Needless to say, it didn't end well. By the end of the night he had puked on himself multiple times and I had to change his clothes a good 3 times! -__- (his fiance should've done that!! not me!!) after that he vowed to never drink again lmao
Posted 2/27/15
Don't fancy remembering that
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23 / F / RED Base
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I haven't seen anyone super drunk to a point where they barf or say ridiculous things but I've remembered the last time I got drunk. I drank wine coolers a little too fast and I drank three more bottles and I was already saying pointless things. It was really good, I couldn't help myself. I was playing TF2 before it all happened and I went on a tangent on how everyone was a Spy and that the Engineers were time lords. I was also trying to play the game again but I could barely see anything.

Later, I couldn't sit still and it was a pain to be quiet. I almost ran out the front door and hit my face. One of my friends kept telling me to take a chill pill and I held out my hand and said, "Drugs! Give me the drugs!!" She was nicknamed Medic because she was the only one taking care of me while everyone else was doing their own thing and laughing at me. She kept telling me to go to sleep but I just laid wherever I sat until she made me go INSIDE the bed this time.

How do I know this? My friend recorded me. xD We were listening to it and I couldn't remember half of the things I said that day. The part where I just threw a roll of paper towels down the stairs was hilarious. "Be free!!!" I remember that much. And no, I didn't puke up anything.
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Posted 2/27/15
A friend riding a bike down the stairs, catching his head on the floor above and being flung back onto the stairs whilst the bike carried on out the front door. He then asked it he should go to hospital which we all said 'no' to, turns out he can't remember anything from that day or evening so probably killed some brain cells there. Ah, alcohol.
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Posted 2/28/15
A girl at a party fell onto a pile of trash. She ignored her friends help and just stayed there. Another time a dude pissed himself in the elevator.
Posted 2/28/15
I'm ashamed to admit I've had to help my mother, who almost fall down the stairs at my house while slurring her words, it was quite bad.
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Probably a friend of mine at my friend's birthday party. (She was over 21 I do not endorse underage drinking mmk). She was crazy. She couldn't maintain her balance. And she puked in the kitchen sink. That was a wild night because of her.
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15 / F / A state of content
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Posted 2/28/15
Luckily my story doesn't seem as severe as everyone else's...
So, I went to my uncle's wedding. After the reception, everyone had left except the bride, my parents, and a few other stragglers, including another one of my uncles. This guy was yelling all kinds of nonsense and singing random songs. Then he decided to pick the bride up in the princess carry and kiss her on the lips, yelling out something like "I don't want him to take her away from me". And he was her COUSIN. First cousin, I believe. Then he lost his balance and dropped straight to the floor-- on top of the bride. Some of the guys had to pull him off of the bride, and it was soooo awkward.
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My roommate and his buddy almost killed a fifth of vodka each within an hour or so. Then I challenged them to go shot for shot with me drinking Bacardi Gold. A bit of smack talk and they were sure they could beat me, even though I was sober, and they were HAMMERED. My roommate got so drunk that he fell on the coffee table (crushing it in the process) and knocked himself out on a nearby chair. His buddy was so drunk that he didn't even realize it had happened. 30 minutes later they were both rolling around on the floor moaning and groaning incomprehensible half sentences, the couch was flipped over, and popcorn was EVERYWHERE. No idea what happened. I was too busy watching anime to care.

That may not be the drunkest I have seen someone, but it was probably the most amusing.
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we had a guy come back from a party to the barracks i was staying at. he came out to thank his neighbor for something like every minute and at about the 4th time coming out he stopped and said "oo look fire alarm" and pulled it then went back into his room. the firefighters were there within minutes and the mps came shortly after. they had to break down bothe his main door and bedroom door to get to him. there was a giant puke stain in the middle of his floor and he proceeded to be escorted out of his room but on the way he was taking off his clothes and they only managed to get him to keep on his pants. counted every single stairway step he took and then face planted multiple times when he reached level ground. from there he apparently punched a police officer for trying to handcuff him to the ambulance, tore out the first iv they gave him, after getting done at the mp station he was handed over to his platoon sergeant and was brought to battalion staff duty where he continued to pass out for a few minutes then go outside his battalion commanders office door and piss all over it then pass out again then about an hour later woke up and proceeded to piss in front of the staff duty desk before passing out for good.

btw on top of all of this he was only 19 (US legal age is 21)
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Posted 2/28/15
Never been a fan of getting trashy drunk but this one night I decided to go unnecessarily hard and woke up in a hospital the next morning. I got lucky because I was 18 and didn't come away with an underage at all. I got unlucky because I had a fancy pair of True Religion jeans on that were all full of what I will assume was puke and I had an almost full tin of chew in the back pocket which somehow opened up and spilt all over them in the bag the hospital placed them in lol which I proceeded to toss on my way out of the hospital. Luckily my J's were unharmed for the most part. It was a good thing tho made me realize some shit and now I don't drink a lot....Or wear anything too nice to a bar/drinking.
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