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Posted 2/4/08 , edited 2/4/08
why dont we start listing off chuck norris jokes as tehy are awesome

for some home is where the heart. for chuck norris home is where he keeps his collection of human skulls
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Posted 2/4/08
chuck norris is just a wanabee mcgiver have you seen what he can do with a paper clip?
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Posted 2/4/08
have you ever seen what chuck norris' foot does to a human skull?
and you spelled mc'guyver wrong
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Posted 2/4/08
if you look at the world as a whole a lot of people can do amazing things with there feet involving the human skull
and a lot of them out there can physically beat chuck norris you do know he's old right
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Posted 2/4/08
name 1 please.....well..... you do know hes the only kung fu grandmaster in the west right? and age doesnt mean much as hes only like 52 and i had a kendo instructor who was 74 and he could still beat anyone iv ever seen
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Posted 2/4/08
ok kimbo slice for one coudl destroy chuck norris as well as mike tyson many past fighters and almost anyone who can connect a 250+ pound punch?
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Posted 2/4/08
HAHAHAHA ok lets see for one chuck norris has already beaten heavywieght boxers and bruce lee. kimbo slice is a fucking street fighter any trained fighter coudnt probably beat him
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Posted 2/4/08
Duplicate
http://www.crunchyroll.com/showforumtopic?id=2972
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chuck norris right now at 52? can beat heavy weight boxers? and what heavy weight boxers has he beat in a street fight?
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Posted 2/4/08

june_151996 wrote:

Duplicate
http://www.crunchyroll.com/showforumtopic?id=2972
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how is this a duplicate?...that other thread is opinion about chuck norris this thread is all chuck norris jokes not the same thing

oh and you seem to have a skewed look at martial arts why dont you take one and youl see why chuck woudnt lose.
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no i actually have taken martial arts when i was younger and i do watch k1 a lot but please send me a link of our older chuck norris beating a heavy weight
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Posted 2/4/08
chuck norris hasnt been in a sponsored fight in like 6 years good luck finding a video now.
if i can find it ill find the last tourney he was in
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which was 6 years ago so whats the sense in saying he is still capable of doing everything he could and how is a tourney an actual fight there are too many regulations in everything sponsored
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Posted 2/4/08
yeah and in street fights 6 guys jump one guy. w/e im off i have work in the morning
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Posted 2/4/08
When chuck noris comes in a room he doesn't turn the light on he turns the darkness off!
If somebody stole the virginity of Chuks child he would find it and put it back.
Chuk noris sued the producers of Law and Order becouse they used the names of his fists!
Only Chuk can create something strong enough, so that it can't be destroyed by him, but later he would destroy it anyway to show wtf is a Chuk Noris!!
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