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If Crunchyroll chan was a woman, how silky smooth would her sexy skin be?
Posted 2/28/15 , edited 3/20/15
I can't help but think a woman as beautiful as Crunchyroll chan would have the smoothest skin possible with a scent of cherry blossoms being emitted from her pores.She must spend every day soaping up in the shower, as the smell of shampoo wafts through the air, as if attempting to seduce you through your olfactory sense; as she hums innocently in the shower,unaware of the eroticness she simply exudes by bathing nude in the next room. You think of how soft her untouched body is, and you go crazy at the thought of her virgin flesh.


But seriously, has anyone else wonder how smooth Crunchyroll chan's skin would be? Picture for reference.



I began having erotic thoughts about our dear Crunchyroll. I mean she's so cute and feminine...
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Have you sought out the name of our lord and Jesus Christ
Posted 3/1/15 , edited 3/2/15
I didn't even know something like this existed.
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Er... Knock yourself out, PV. Knock yourself out.

Posted 3/1/15
If you want hands smoother than a baby's bottom, scrub them in used coffee grounds.
Posted 3/1/15
did you know 80% of cr members is male?

am personally shocked by this statistics... thought there were roughly equal amount of m/f.

don't know how they figure out there's 80% male though, considering a lot of people don't put a gender...
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Why she gotta be all tsundere...?
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MY WAIFU!!
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Truly questions like this will ponder sages for eons to come.
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Can you stop looking at women as objects, it is getting annoying. and she probably has stubble on her legs, pits and elsewhere...and isn't a virgin. *bursting your unrealistic view on females*
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Not every random thought should become a topic--really!--especially since CR is an all-ages site. Certainly no need to confuse or traumatize the kiddies. . .
Posted 3/1/15 , edited 3/4/15

CalifCat wrote:

Can you stop looking at women as objects, it is getting annoying. and she probably has stubble on her legs, pits and elsewhere...and isn't a virgin. *bursting your unrealistic view on females*


You do realize CR is literally an object, right? I can say whatever I want about her. Don't afford her any rights, it's what creepy otaku's do. Let me be erotic in peace so long as I know the difference between objects and women. You're inferring I only notice the aesthetic characteristics about a woman, which is a large assumption, is it not? Is it wrong to objectify an object because she's female? Of course not, objects are what women pretend to be behind the screen on pornographic websites. Porn actresses make themselves to be object in the video, but as long as we treat a video like a video and a woman like a woman, I see no problem than some crestfallen attempt to white knight/internet warrior in order to assuage your bruised ego from today's suffering, You think there is meaning in your suffering? Think again, suffering is meaningless, which is why it must be eliminated. You don't know true suffering yet, but oh you will.


P.S.I'm not assuming all women are virgins or only pretty women are virgins. After all, how would I enjoy my milf fantasies?


Don't speak only to me, speak to all the men that indulge in objectifying media.
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Posted 3/1/15
Peripheral Visionary I just want you to know that your topics never cease to amuse me keep up the good/probably unhealthy work
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megahobbit wrote:

Truly questions like this will ponder sages for eons to come.




made my morning imagining that tbh
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PeripheralVisionary wrote:


CalifCat wrote:

Can you stop looking at women as objects, it is getting annoying. and she probably has stubble on her legs, pits and elsewhere...and isn't a virgin. *bursting your unrealistic view on females*


You do realize CR is literally an object, right? I can say whatever I want about her. Don't afford her any rights, it's what creepy otaku's do. Let me be erotic in peace so long as I know the difference between objects and women. You're inferring I only notice the aesthetic characteristics about a woman, which is a large assumption, is it not? Is it wrong to objectify an object because she's female? Of course not, objects are what women pretend to be behind the screen on pornographic websites. Porn actresses make themselves to be object in the video, but as long as we treat a video like a video and a woman like a woman, I see no problem than some crestfallen attempt to white knight/internet warrior in order to assuage your bruised ego from today's suffering, You think there is meaning in your suffering? Think again, suffering is meaningless, which is why it must be eliminated. You don't know true suffering yet, but oh you will.


P.S.I'm not assuming all women are virgins or only pretty women are virgins. After all, how would I enjoy my milf fantasies?


Don't speak only to me, speak to all the men that indulge in objectifying media.

You have no idea what kind of true suffering I have experienced. so stick to your silly little fantasies and stay inside and watch porn all day, good luck with REAL girls one day.
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