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15 / F / 'murica
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Posted 3/3/15
UFOs come and perform inhumane experiments on you. They accidentally remove your lungs and you die.
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28 / M
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Voracious chihuahuas tear out your throat while you are sleeping, then devour your flesh.
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31 / M / Central KY.
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Posted 3/4/15 , edited 3/4/15
Washed overboard at Sea.

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By a massive Wave while Surfing/etc...
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M / Behind You or in...
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Posted 3/4/15
received an X-ray but died when the machine exploded
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19 / M
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Posted 3/5/15 , edited 3/5/15
Zero bandages when you stabbed yourself on a wild knife.
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Asphyxiation
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28 / M
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Bus runs over your head, popping it like a squashed grape.
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M / Interior Alaska
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Posted 3/5/15
Crabs nibble you to death.
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28 / M
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Posted 3/6/15
Demons come out of your mirror at night and drag you to hell.
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M / HTX
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Posted 3/6/15
Eaten by a titan .
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28 / M
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Force-fed in an experiment to make foie gras from human liver. At least you had the satisfaction of dying from the feeding, not from someone cutting you open to take your liver.
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31 / M / South East England
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Gang of mutant pigs takes you to marry their queen. She is disatisfied with you as a mate, and throws you into outer space. Bye-bye.
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28 / M
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Hunters mistake you for an animal. It is unfortunate that they all have great accuracy. Your body takes 5 arrows and you die.
Posted 3/6/15
Insects turn against humanity and exterminate us for killing their brothers and sisters, signifying the death of the human race.
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28 / M
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Journey ends in tragedy when you become lost but are too proud to ask for directions. You get lost, run out of gas and water, and dehydrate in the desert.
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