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Posted 3/4/15 , edited 4/9/15


Ther aren`t actualy a special newpapper for news, though some information tends to travel pretty quickly by words of mouth. Some interesting, and some silly.
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Posted 3/4/15

New deragotary term!:

A new deragotary term for succubuses/incubusses seems to have become quite popular, both for insulting someone far more attractive than you and comedic (and probably drunken) banter. Oh, what`s the word? "Cumspawn". Origin unknown.
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Posted 4/4/15 , edited 4/4/15

Blood-Syndicate taxation!:

There`s rumors going around that the Blood-Syndicate is planning to start enforcing taxes for its "services".
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Posted 4/6/15 , edited 4/9/15

The easter vandaliser!:

The easter vandaliser, said to place eggs in momentarily unpopulated areas, that eventualy explodes in various fashions.
Said to have taken down the door to Gaudium a few days ago.
The cultprit is assumed to be a goblin.
Has also been said to ride a unicycle and juggle eggs.
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Posted 4/9/15 , edited 4/9/15

Holy water exists!??!:

Holy water, wich has for long been seen as a myth. Is said to have been used at Gaudium not long after the easter vandaliser`s attack.
Though not quite as popular a topic, it`s also said to have been wielded by a "racist" humanoid girl, especially among succubus/incubus-communities.
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Posted 4/16/15

The easter vandaliser, where are you!?

Since easter ended, no more properties has been reportet vandalised by exploding eggs. People speculate that he has gone into hiding.
Not even leaving with a big finish! How anticlimatic....
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Posted 4/17/15 , edited 4/17/15

Scholary debate: Racist? Specieist? Creaturist? Xenophobist?

Something that used to be a discussion among few scholars has due to certain events, blown into a public debate. A topic wich no one cared about before. What should a hater of a differente sort of creature be called?
Racist? Because it`s simple and there`s no need to change it from humans.
Specieist? Since they are different species and not races.
Creaturist? Since many are just cursed humans and can`t be defined as a different species.
Xenophobist? since it`s broad enough to include all of the above.

But there`s one thing everyone seem to agree on, the word should end with "ist".
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Posted 4/23/15 , edited 4/23/15

Massacre at Wolf`s Bane!:

A gang fight has been reported happening at Wolf`s Bane. In wich ALOT of heads where cut of. Swords seems to have been the primary method of slaughter. And not a single vaulable was left behind!

The slaughterers seems also to have killed witnessess outside that just happened to see them! Bite-marks? Rival-vampires?

Who are they? This new cruew of villainous and greedy murderers? The Blood-Syndicate offers a price of 500 pounds and their protection for any laible infromation.
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Posted 4/24/15 , edited 4/24/15

Socialism?!:

Liberals fear for the end of times while the socialist celebrate for the inevtible utopia!

~What will happen to the free market? If I work for something, I deserve to get everything I`d worked for? This is theft!

~Equality is coming! No longer does those born in riches control those who does not! No longer shall the evil capitalists steal from the proletarians!

So what is actualy happening? Well the rumor about Blood-Syndicate taxation happened to be true! Though yet not have taxes arrived! You see, a political maneuver has been made. Human`s are being reported wandering the streets, offering blood, meat and sometimes even shelter for those in need. While handing out broucheures about the benefits of taxation. Arguing that the incident at Wolf`s Bane was the result of the evil capitalistic system.

These men and women has all been reported wearing the dressings of a stereotypical snobby Brit. Is this to make them distinguishable? Or a comment/parody on the dress-code of capitalists? Both?

-Also, the fact that these are human`s is driving the conspiracists insane! Is this an attempt to merge us with the world of human`s? To use them as cattle?
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Posted 5/14/15

Wolf`s Bane can`t catch a break, can it?

Four Blood-Syndicate guards, where murderd when guarding the Wolf`s Bane pub. Among the bodies was the decapitated body of another vampire, whose head has yet to be found. A explosion could also be heard loud and clear into the night. The rubble left behind was found upstairs, not to far from the decapitated vampire!

Due to the nature of the explosion, a cover-story has been made up to satisfy the world of light. Ziad Hashim is now being pinpointed as the "terrorist" and planter of explosives.
(Name pulled from random name generator)

The Blood-Syndicate is at risk of loosing alot of face right now. Not only did a outside group dare attack them and came up on top. They also have no idea who commited it! It`s assumed that the Syndicate is gonna put alot of effort into catching these scum. Otherwise, rebellion might be coming.
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Posted 5/15/15 , edited 5/15/15

A feast? Free entrance? A celebration for the capture of a Cockatrice?! A CURSE-A-THON!??

Apperantly a rich goblin, from his adventures in scotland, managed to capture a cockatrice alive! Never has such a thing managed to be done! This calls for celebration! Thus he rented a warehouse for a feast! In wich everyone are welcome! And free food, snacks and drinks are all included! And the cockatrice will be displayed, inside a glass cage with a carpet on it. So that no one dies from its stare or breath!
There will also be a legendary Curse-A-Thon with a secret price for the winner! Who will curse the crudest?!

Starting at nightfall a few days from now!

~Fun fact: Some will probably boycott the event as an act of protest against the gobling stereotype of being rude and crude
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Posted 6/5/15 , edited 6/6/15

The Doorminators!

After the easter vandaliser and some other lass, it has apperantly become a fad among some joksters to tear down the door to Guadium. They lay dormant for a while, waiting for the right oppertunity and then terminate the door.

When asked as to why they don`t just install a metal-door instead.
"We`ve just raised the price for damaging property, we actualy make quite a buck from it."

What if they don`t pay up?
"Well, other measures will have to be taken...."
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Posted 6/6/15 , edited 6/6/15

A member of the order of purity spotted!!!!!!! FLIGHT!!!

A man who is assumed to a member of a certain cult is said to have been seen returning from a flight from Liberia a few days ago.
It`s really vauge and uncertain but it makes the conspiracy-theorists run wild!!
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Posted 7/12/15

Mystery of Wolfs Bane solved!

The Blood syndicate found people who knew about the incident. The criminal was apperantly the decapitated vampire. The vampire were being hunted by a group of vampires and one of them set of the bomb. Everyone involved has been punished for their rebelious acts (wich mostly includes not reporting)

Liberals are at ease that the socialist-theory wasn`t correct but their inner political struggle seems only to be escalating, even if it has slowed down for the moment.
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Posted 7/12/15 , edited 7/12/15

Fear the greens! Nature-people! Green party-members! Vegetarians!

Some goblins and a imp have been reported dissapearing when they went deep into the forest. Three of them where vegetarians. Meat-lovers and city-dwellers alike rejoice! Healthy lifestyles doesn`t make you live longer!

Also, the theory of a cockatrice being in the area have given the orgainser/payer for the feast a hard time.
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