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400 Men Cut Their Testicles Off in Order to Meet God.
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They deserve to have no balls if they actually believed this guy.

I wonder if they ever did meet the invisible man in the clouds?
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It's almost as ridiculous as suggesting that dying would let you meet God...
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The uke in me cries bitter tears.
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I won't cut anything off until I know for sure whether his smagh is blue/black or gold/white!
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The first thing that popped into my mind was a wife approaching one of them & saying. "Oh sure, you'll cut off your testicles, but you won't shave your beard! You know how much I hate that damn beard!"


On the plus side, eunuchs are said to have an additional 10 years added to their life expectancy. But, if they want to meet god, you think they'd want to die sooner.
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qualeshia3 wrote:



That makes me a little sad and pained. I love my "assets" too much!


WEll, nobody said you have to sacrifice your "assets"... You only need to sacrifice them if you want to meet god.

Speaking of "assets", why are we calling female body parts "assets"? LOL
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Maybe the man had corrupted testicles to make him think weird, so he cut them off to collect his thoughts in a sane matter. Just trying to be open-minded here, folks.
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Well, that certainly took some balls...
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For some reason I thought they'd all died.
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This just proves that people are STUPID. They will believe anything they hear. I hate religion but I hate these stupid followers even more!
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Had to edit the post, couldn't believed that I post about Porn Star! :p I must had high blood sugar on that day I posted this.

When I was in Deaf School in History Class I was told in Germany Hitler's Scientists strongly believed that if they cut off the Deaf Male's Nuts they won't produce deaf baby! But turn out they were sorely mistaken. Because most Deaf people have Hearing Parents.
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PeripheralVisionary wrote:

Well, that's just nuts.


I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
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Well, I've heard of worse ways to meet God....
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HK77 wrote:


aosgood wrote:

huh weird coincidence i just bought 400 testicles on craigslist


Did you buy only the left ones, shouldn't there have been 800 since men all have 2?

It's unfortunate that people this uneducated actually exist. If god exists how does chopping your nuts off help you meet him?


Half went to me and kim jong un out-bid me for the other half.

But in all seriousness this is messed up. It actually sounded like a fake story, and it was difficult to find a legitimate news site reporting on this, but this confirms it:
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/india-police-probe-godman-over-alleged-castration-of-400-followers/ar-AA7Vdwv?ocid=mailsignout

and for the primary source:
http://cbi.nic.in/pressreleases/pr_2015-01-07-1.php

As everyone has been saying, it's tragic that there are people out there who try to convince others to do this, and people out there uneducated or stupid or crazy or scared enough to be convinced.

/thread, lets talk about something less depressing

PS. I think we know who the 2015 Darwin Awards should go to....
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People who follow this "Guru" are the dumbest.

I just looked the guy's pic and my first impression was like "This guy could never be trusted". I hope this "Guru" guy gets brought to justice.
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