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I took a shower with Barack Obama because I was horny.
Uh huh...okay then.
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I think i am Justin Bieber's mom because I'm a ninja.



.... that's impressive being a guy
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20 / M
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I punched Eminem because i'm a ninja.

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29 / M / Long Island
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I took a shower with Eminem because I'm a ninja.
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35 / M / outer wall, level...
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im deeply in love with Barrack Obama becuase i smoked crack - wife
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23 / F / Earth .
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I licked an old cat because I was horny.





(......I don't know how I feel about that. )
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27 / F / New Jersey, USA
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maichiii wrote:

I licked an old cat because I was horny.





(......I don't know how I feel about that. )


Interesting.
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16 / Australia
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I punched Barack Obama because I was dropped on the head as a child.
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20 / M
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I think I am Chuck Norris because I smoked crack.
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27 / F / New Jersey, USA
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hurtuoc wrote:

I think I am Chuck Norris because I smoked crack.


Oh wow.
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i wrote a letter to lil wayne because im a stripper, deal with it.
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21 / O / US
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I licked my future husband because I'm a ninja.

LOL SO RANDOM XD WAFFLEZ!!!
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I used to date my bathing suit because i'm sexy like that.

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M / Ireland
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I killed a homeless guy because the voices in my head told me to. Lol!
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Yeah... like i'm gonna give out my b'day.
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