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What would be the first thing you do if your hand have a Mouth ?
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Posted 3/12/15 , edited 3/12/15
Slap someone and kiss it better at the same time.
Posted 3/12/15
I would probably start wearing gloves.
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24 / M / Iowa >.>
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Posted 3/13/15
wait, what? probably freak out at first then have long chats with it, you know about the meaning of life and our favorite color and stuff like that
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30 / M / Central KY.
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Posted 3/13/15 , edited 6/28/15

KATSUUUUU!
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M / Houston, Tx
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Posted 3/13/15
Probably research on it.

Like how the hell does its mouth connect to me stomach?
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33 / M / Animeville, USA
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Posted 3/13/15
Probably cut off the hand or get a professional to do it for me.
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28 / F / Philippines
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Posted 3/13/15

I probably freak out!
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27 / M
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Posted 3/13/15
Id spend countless hours in a panic trying to research how this is possible.
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33 / M
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Posted 3/13/15 , edited 6/28/15
I'd be like "Sup homey, how long you been there". Then he'd be like "FEED ME". Then I'd give him some french fries or something.
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Posted 6/28/15 , edited 6/28/15
Start a hand-puppet show. nobody will be able to see my mouth (on my face) moving. or scare kids on halloween somehow because its less work.
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19 / M / Seattle, WA
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Posted 6/28/15
Rinse my hand with water so it doesn't have to taste gross hand germs
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28 / M / Canada
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Posted 6/28/15
Appreciate the convenience of not having to carry food to my face-mouth to ingest it. I'm losing precious seconds each day on that the way I am now.
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20 / Cold and High
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Posted 6/28/15 , edited 6/28/15
I will do a real handjob...
(actually get a job)
"Hey mom guess what I got a job now!"
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49 / F / Center of the Uni...
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Posted 6/28/15
I can taste my mouse now....ewwwwwww.
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15 / M / Canada
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Posted 6/28/15
Become a professional masseur. That isn't cream on your back, it's SALIVA
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Posted 6/28/15
As long as the rest of my body doesn't gain weight when I feed it, then I'll feed it all the excess calories I don't want spreading to my waist, arse, thighs or tatas.
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