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"So Koro-sensei, what are we going to lean today then?"
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I would try to run, but I doubt that I'd get far. I ain't going down alone, so might as well take a couple of friends with me.

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Hold on now I might be a tentacle monster but that does not mean I am going to rape you...! That's being racist!
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Well my afternoon would get more interesting
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I have tentacles myself.

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Take my clothes off then

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I quit.....
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I'd probably run. If I was trapped, I'd just grab one of my swords or knives and cut my way free. I'd probably go with one of my sashimi knives since I keep those the sharpest out of all the blades I own.

I do old school sharpening with waterstones and all my blades are fully functional. The honing and polishing of one blade can take me up to an hour, so they are scary sharp. I cut through one of my fingernails last night while sharpening and didn't even realize it until it was morning. Unless the tentacles have bones in them, this might almost be too easy.
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Hermaeus Mora, or Cthulhu ..? I don't know which would frighten me more. a daedric prince which essentially is a god, or an eldrich abomination, which also is essentially god-like. I'd probably in either case fall on my tush, pee on myself, and crawl backward in terror.
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You're done when that happens. Just prepare your anus. And then go through therapy for the rest of your life xD But if lightsabers were real, I'd cut every single tentacle off!
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I'd throw it in the garbage. :3
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Is it strange for tentacle monsters to remind me of my first taste of fried calamari at a Giovanni's when I was in middle school? So tasty....

Now, let's say something like that does happen. Let's also say that I have a knife or katana on hand. Let's also assume that I'm hungry and am in the mood for fried calamari at the time. You see where this is headed?

Those tentacles aren't going in my ass. They'll be crispy, dipped in marinara sauce, and be travelling to my stomach where, after some time, they will then be coming out of my ass as sh*t.
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Black_Knight_Weiss wrote:

Is it strange for tentacle monsters to remind me of my first taste of fried calamari at a Giovanni's when I was in middle school? So tasty....

Now, let's say something like that does happen. Let's also say that I have a knife or katana on hand. Let's also assume that I'm hungry and am in the mood for fried calamari at the time. You see where this is headed?

Those tentacles aren't going in my ass. They'll be crispy, dipped in marinara sauce, and be travelling to my stomach where, after some time, they will then be coming out of my ass as sh*t.


LOL so direct and descriptive.
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MysticGon wrote:

LOL so direct and descriptive.


Y'know the whole "no one understands me" type? That was me my whole childhood. Now, I've decided "Y'know what? F*ck this sh*t! I'll make damn sure people understand me! No beating around the bush with complicated emotional stuff. If I want my voice to be heard, you bet your sweet ass its gonna be heard! Direct, realistic, and descriptive enough where there isn't any misunderstanding whatsoever!"

Of course, that's just if those conditions are met. If I encounter a tentacle monster while I'm out to get groceries or something, I'm gonna run as fast I can to find anything I can use as a weapon. That bastard isn't taking me down without a fight! I'll bite those tentacles hard enough to draw whatever counts as blood if I have too.
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I have no fear, because Leslie Nielsen taught me to always be prepared.

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