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i would let myself be raped by it. That's the otaku thing to do.
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It would have it's way with me...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TKyNTwD3Yk

...but it will soon find out that revenge is a dish best served fried, deep fried.
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I'd utilize its talents for monetary gain.
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^ Hell yeah. Girls in tanks at a rich strip club.

Black_Knight_Weiss wrote:


hatoriku wrote:

I have no fear, because Leslie Nielsen taught me to always be prepared.



Looks like Mojo Jojo when he tried the Anubis Statue plan a second time.


lol, I like you.
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I am torn between running away screaming and being too curious so I just keep standing :)

(I am a perv after all ) Besides. Maybe it's a very nice tentacle monster. Who said he wanted to rape me? We shouldn't hate tentacle monsters just because of who they are, that's very politicaly incorrect and now I am deeply offended! I am gonna make a new tumblr: equality for tentacle monsters!!
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zetalore wrote:

i would let myself be raped by it. That's the otaku thing to do.


Agreed XD and film it maybe , we'd be the stars of our own hentai anime XD
How otakiu-ish is that? :3
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Come on now, your first reaction would be: "What the fuck am I looking at?" Only then would you think about what this thing may do to you or what it may not do. In which case you would probably run.

I know I would.
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I would hope it would at least take me out to dinner first.
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narfington wrote:

I would hope it would at least take me out to dinner first.


Perhaps a delicious seafood gumbo or some fried calamari would be in order? He would treat, of course, but probably not in the way he'd like to.
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BlueOni wrote:


narfington wrote:

I would hope it would at least take me out to dinner first.


Perhaps a delicious seafood gumbo or some fried calamari would be in order? He would treat, of course, but probably not in the way he'd like to.


Actually I was hoping more for Kobe beef or rack of lamb.
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I'd kill myself before anything happens.
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forkberry wrote:

I'd kill myself before anything happens.


Oh my God.... Why the fuck am I laughing at this...
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BlueOni wrote:


narfington wrote:

I would hope it would at least take me out to dinner first.


Perhaps a delicious seafood gumbo or some fried calamari would be in order? He would treat, of course, but probably not in the way he'd like to.


yeah... fried squid rings... very tasty!
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Introduce Mr. Tentacle monster to this guy >>
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If people can kill sharks and whales, why the hell can't we kill Squids?
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