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I just killed a man...
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Posted 3/15/15 , edited 3/15/15

tf2pyros wrote:

Where do I hide the evidence?


Ask Hannibal Lector.

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longdanzi103 wrote:

put a gun against his head? pulled your trigger now he's dead?


Yeah that's the first thing I thought of when I first read it.
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Darkphoenix3450 wrote:

Pigs eat everything, and if you grind them up and feed it to the pigs you be good, just don't forget to take apart the chipper and clean up the mess with some strong acids then hose it down and clean it up again with a industrial sanitizer.


Wow chill out there manson.
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longdanzi103 wrote:

put a gun against his head? pulled your trigger now he's dead?


tf2pyros, your life had just begun and now you've gone and thrown it all away...

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Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
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This thread...
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megahobbit wrote:


Darkphoenix3450 wrote:

Pigs eat everything, and if you grind them up and feed it to the pigs you be good, just don't forget to take apart the chipper and clean up the mess with some strong acids then hose it down and clean it up again with a industrial sanitizer.


Wow chill out there manson.


LOL I think I am chilling out pretty darn well, Its not like I got upset with the thread, instead I rolled with it.
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JenRL wrote:

tf2pyros, your life had just begun and now you've gone and thrown it all away...


It feels like it was just yesterday that he was trying to unbake a cake, but now this...

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Posted 3/15/15
1. Dump the body in the trunk of your car.
2. Drive to a nearby police station.
3. Go in there and be like, "I just killed a man."
4. Enjoy dealing with the cops.
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JenRL wrote:


longdanzi103 wrote:

put a gun against his head? pulled your trigger now he's dead?


tf2pyros, your life had just begun and now you've gone and thrown it all away...



Mamaaaaaaaaa....life had just begun......
But now I've gone and thrown it allllll away.~
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The pig idea was pretty good; however, I would suggest something similar to breaking bad, but I would not go with hydrofluoric acid like they performed. While it is possible to dissolve a human in that, it would take too long & isn't as easy to find as other solutions that would work better.

Just mix sulfuric acid and hydrogen peroxide - will dissolve the body in no time. Both are cheap and easily obtainable. If this is a hobby I would suggest making a concrete hole in a secure location to use as your place of dissolution. note you will have to repair the concrete after multiple uses as it will be damaged.

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the acid would be my first bet. Second would be the idea to feed it to pigs. Third is to compost it and then grind up the bones. fourth would be to weight it down and sink it in the ocean. Fourth would be to simply scrub it of evidence, and dump it somewhere far, far away...

Believe it or not, the criminal labs are never as good as people think. You still would have to be somewhat careful, but the cleaner you are the better.

If I were to murder someone, it would probably be via poisons that they might normally come in contact with our I'd hire someone to hire someone to put a hit on them or somehow manipulate a situation where they die by someone else's hands anyhow.
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Posted 3/15/15

PhantomGundam wrote:

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?


I think he's caught in a landslide with no escape from reality (or from frighteningly descriptive ways to dispose of a body)
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Buy a lot of lye, preferably in liquid form so you don't have to reconstitute it, and fill your bathtub with it. Put the body into the tub. Move the body around occasionally. The body should dissolve within a day in that quantity of pure lye. Fit a wire mesh over the drain opening to catch the leftover bone fragments.
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Posted 3/15/15
Use fire. Lots and lots of fire.
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