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Posted 3/16/15
Cold cuts would make the perfect weapon (unsliced loaves of course). After the "incident" you could just feed it to your dogs.
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Reminds me of the Yandere game I saw earlier https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18refFZ8FoI

According to the game incineration is your friend, so the incinerator. Cremation.
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butcher him in the bath, if you got an incinerator (which i doubt) throw him in their, throw his arms and legs near a garbage dump and expect for him to be processe
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Problem with cremation is that it is very obvious. Unless you're always burning stuff in large quantities, the neighbors will suspect something.
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Have you been watching The Sopranos?
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Morbidhanson wrote:


CuentaCrunchy99 wrote:

Read the tell tale heart by Edgar Allan Poe, I'm sure it will be of help ;)


Cask of Amontillado method is more adventurous. Wall someone up in a crypt for years. Nobody can tell there bones of a person not supposed to be dead are lumped in there with the bones of many already dead.


Yeah, I remember that one xD
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You cut it in peaces and flush it down the toilet... Doesn't that sounds reasonable?
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you don't hide the evidence
you try to destroy or get rid of it
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25 / M / Wisconsin
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Shit drive a couple hours ndnthrow that shit in a river and burn da body
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Throw it into the ocean
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Morbidhanson wrote:


onibrotonel wrote:


tf2pyros wrote:

Where do I hide the evidence?


in a black neighborhood.


Am I a bad person for chuckling?

No. Everyone is a little bias, here and there.

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Eat it, and be frugal. Use the hair to make reproductions of Victorian hair wreaths and bracelets. Make sausage with the internal organs. Turn the skin into leather for moccasins and the like. Boil the bones for soup stock. Then, dry the bones, grind them, and use them to make gelatin powder. Re-purpose the teeth for jewelry, specifically aiming to replicate the late Queen Victoria's private collection. Don't be wasteful, and take trophies.

Expect intestinal upset for a while, though.
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Anyway......To get rid of a body you should probably hid it somewhere like the sewer or just dig a shallow hole in a desert. Some of the dirt can be a bit hard so you should probably bring some water to soften the dirt a bit. Throwing it in the ocean could work, but there is a small chance that a diver could find it at some point. To save time let's say that no matter what condition the "evidence" is they're probably gonna try to find out where it came from and that almost always involves the police. I would personally burn it in a furnace
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Posted 3/16/15
why waste good meat??!!! Eat him!!!
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Posted 3/16/15 , edited 3/16/15
Bleach will not get rid of DNA evidence, but ammonia will.
Cover hair with a rubber cap
Cover your shoes
Use plastic xD so it be easier for the mess
Don't try to talk as much bc salvia
Wear two sets of gloves
Make sure you wear black
Different perfume or whatever
Cover your face
Make sure the killing weapon is disposed well
And make sure the body isn't possible to find which the perfect place would be in a different state or bury it in the woods where you know no one goes at all


Not talking from experience.

EDIT: found this on facebook
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