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anemies wrote:

12. Tell Bella just to use a vibrator instead. mwuahahaha!


zo my god, lol those are freaking wonderful (yea HP references!!) im glad im not the only twisted and sick person on here, te-he and people worry about todays teenagers....lol. this last one reminds me of this sick fanfic i read (its ment to be a comedy and its highly amusing while extermly sick at the same time (i love the part where Charlie pulls EdXbell over...so naughty , lol)) anyways.....
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i would sing " i know a song that gets on everyone's nevres everyone's nerves everyone's nerves and this is how it goes ...ect"
aww who am i kidding that would be pretty mean i like edward lots so ill need to rethink this *walks away*
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anemies wrote:

1. Ask Bella to donate to a blood bank.

2. Almost run Bella over with you truck and then continually ask her to prom.

3. Ask Edward why he doesn’t have a cool scar on his forehead. (Harry Potter reverence).

4. Ask how old he really is.

5. Set him up on a blind date with Jessica.

6. Buy him “Blood Pops” from Honey Dukes (yet another HP reference).

7. Tell him Bella died while jumping of a cliff

8. And just as he runs to the Volturri tell him you were “Just Kidding.”

9. Tell him that he needs to find a hobby…………….and watching Bella sleep every night doesn’t count

10. Tell him that he is really a mythological character written in a fictional book by a women whose name is Stephenie Meyer and that she is the one that really reads his mind



"7. Tell him Bella died while jumping of a cliff

8. And just as he runs to the Volturri tell him you were “Just Kidding.”

9. Tell him that he needs to find a hobby…………….and watching Bella sleep every night doesn’t count

10. Tell him that he is really a mythological character written in a fictional book by a women whose name is Stephenie Meyer and that she is the one that really reads his mind"

Those are the best ones =p gold star for you haha tht made my day
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Posted 5/29/08
13. Dress up as a vampire in halloween and go to their door. You'd be shock how they hate that-every stinking year. lol.
Posted 5/29/08

anemies wrote:

11. Tell him he's suicidal, a masochitic, a PRUDE, over-reacting, self-hating, A STALKER, and tell Bella Edward already had...condoms repared.


Omg damn funny! rofl XD Notion seconded XDDDDDDD
Posted 5/29/08
1. Imagine Bella snogging Jake
2. Imagine cows doing the can-can! and Mooing (Hehe mooo ^^)
3. Keep asking "Why'd ya like Bella?" again and again
4. Tell him he's an emo/ goth and then imagine him as loadsa sterio types e.g. a chav XD
5. Talk reaaaaaaaal slow =D
6. Push Bella of a HIGH cliff =p
7. Tell the volturi Bella isn't a vamp yet
8. Push him and Bella when kissing so she cuts her tongue on his teeth (Mwhahaha)
9. Do an impression of him
10. Compare him to Jake
11. Tell Jake he's bitten Bella
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Posted 5/31/08 , edited 5/31/08
ask him if he could smell bella when she has her monthly period >.<
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Get him a dog and tell him it's Bella's baby and ask him to be the Godfather.
Constanly refer to him as Eddy.
Read a really long report on why werewolves are better than vampires.
Dye his hair pink by any means possible.
Say he has a crush on James.
Say that James cheated on him with Victoria, but that's okay cause he got revenge by killing him.
Spread rumors that he is the TRUE mother of Bella.
Remind him to eat his vegatables.
Crash his car.
Get Charlie to arrest him for shoplifting.

Posted 6/20/08
LOLz........................... like how Jacob mess with Edward >_<
that was funny
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Posted 6/29/08
I would picture him naked. Haha, that would surely get him going.
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EDWARD AND JACOB YAOI ♥♥♥

I'm sure that would keep him from getting inside my mind....

That is, if he doesnt kill me first.....
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Posted 7/17/08
I would faint every 5 minutes then Edward Shall save muah!..
i would think 1-100 things about why I love him
I would be like OMG HE SPEAKS evrytime he speaks..

I would be like "I lov u I lov u I lov u I Lov u"
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Posted 7/17/08
i would talk nonstop in my mind and i would sing ova and ova and think of gross things(if he did something mean to me)
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Posted 7/18/08
make creepy, obsessed thoughts about him so he won't read my mind
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Posted 7/24/08
mmm interesting....

The most frustrating thing would probably be to have no thoughts at all (if you could manage that) you know like when you stop talking to someone for ages that kinda thing

Silence is so infuriating
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