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One: Sing an annoying song in your head... all day long... xD
Two: When you're not singing, talk to him non-stop, especially while he's trying to concentrate on something else xD
Three: Make sure you think these things as LOUD as you possibly can!!~
Four: When he talks to Bella, think of a nice BellaXJacob photo :D
Five: When he thinks of Jacob (which you could probably tell by the look on his face), do the same thing as in number four xD

That outta mess around with him a bit
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ok if ed was reading my mind, whitch he cant cause im like bella... thesse are the three things i would do in my mindto anoy him:
1)-Sing "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" in my head over and over and over.
2)-Sing "I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves" over and over
3) or sing "The song that never ends"

to annoy the crap out of him then smile and apologize....
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I'd think of all the things that would piss him off. Like with edward, wow jake and bella would make a great couple or i'd say things like wow who does that edward think he is or i'd make him second guess himself like omg what is that in his teeth? gosh that'd be funny!
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I'd start having pervy fantasies run through my mind of him and Jacob together doing "things". I'd love to see the disturbed/disgusted look on his face. As the look on his face goes more into a digusted/disturbed look, I'd have a perverted grin that just keeps getting bigger. That or think how I've chopped up Bella into little pieces and used her meat to make a very spicy chilli. Then brought it to a neighborhood get together and how everyone ate the chilli and liked it.(I really won't do it to Bella...she's cool.).
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Wow. This is an old topic, but I found these on a website called habbo.com in the twilight forums!
Here's over 50 different ways to Annoy Edward easily.

Prance around the house singing Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the top of your lungs every morning.

Especially loud when Bella is around to hear it.

Running it by Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.

Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob

Program his locker to—whenever he opens it to sing (LOUDLY) YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN'T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS, SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! HERE WE GO NOW! YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN'T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! GET bobba NOW! And repeat. Over and over and over.

Ask him where babies come from. Tell him he's stupid when he won't answer your question.

For his birthday give him a 100 McDonalds gift card, and get offended when he tells you he doesn't eat food.

Ask him why he likes watching Bella sleep. Call him a pervert.

Replace his ringtone with 'Outta my head' by Asheele Simpson. Make sure he can't change it.

Color on all his Bella pictures with Permanent marker.

Refuse to replace them.

Ask him to be a vampire with you for Halloween.

Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.

Constantly remind him that he almost lost Bella to a dog.

Picture yourself with no clothes and covered in blood. Ask him if he wants you.

Call him a liar when he says no.

Tell him Bella’s in love with Mike and she has been Doing things with him.

Tell him you were kidding once he murders Mike.

Ask him if Charlie is secretly a unicorn.

Make him watch the twilight movie.

Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues.

Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.

Train the dog to follow him everywhere. P.S. Make sure he doesn't eat it.

Ask him why he's not as hot as Robert Pattinson.

Ask him if he's ever done it

When he says no, take a picture of him and tape it to the 40 year old virgin movie poster.

Make him watch Hairspray with you. Ask him why he's not as hot as Zac Efron.

When he says that he is, ask him why he wasn't the star of the singing high school people.

Nail his CDS to the ceiling along with his Stero.

Start singing 'Paper cut' around him. Constantly.

Tell him that Paul imprinted on him.

Glue pictures of Jacob all over his walls.

Take his pulse and call 911 when you 'discover' he doesn't have any.

When you 'discover' he's a vampire, throw holy water on him and shout,"The power of Christ compels you!"

Make a lifelike Bella dummy (with Bella audio) and throw it into a fire.

Bake him a birthday cake with 107 candles and make frequent jokes about him being "over the hill"

Whenever he gets mad at you for annoying him so much, turn to the nearest person and go,"Don't worry, its just his time of the month."

Volunteer him for a blood drive.

Ask him what Hogwarts was like and why he didn't just eat Voldy

Paint his piano neon pink. Refuse to buy a new one.

Get a shock collar with sequins on it and have Emmett put it on Edward. Give Jacob the remote.

Tell him Alice saw that if he wanted to blend in with humans, he had to wear matching pink liquid eyeliner and nail polish.

Paint his Vanquish Pepto Bismol pink.

Every time he walks near you jump in front of the nearest car and scream "Save me Edward!"

Follow him around concentrating really hard on songs from shows such as Barney and The Wiggles

Challenge him to a breath holding contest and accuse him of cheating.

Tell Aro that Edward would like to set up a ball room dancing class with him and the rest of the volturi.

Dye his hair blue and give him round black sunglasses and threaten to hide Bella if he doesn't wear them to school

Blindfold him and take him to a tanning salon.

Jump out of corners and proceed to beating him with large planks of wood every ten minutes
Sit in his room and stare at him for hours.

When he demands why you're staring at him tell him that you're not leaving until he falls asleep.

When he tells you he can't sleep, threaten that Santa won't come if he stays awake.

Spray cheese into his mouth and force him to swallow it, all the while yelling, "WHAT'S WRONG EDWARD, DON'T YOU LIKE THE CHEEEEEEEESE?!

Make him a shirt that says "I Like Humans - I Don't Eat Them". Force him to wear it.

Make him drive you to La Push so you can jump back and forth on the boundary line screaming "Vampire Land!" "Werewolf Land!" "Vampire Land!" etc

Make him watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Mouth the word "Cedward!" in his general direction.

Paint his Volvo pink and write “I love Jacob” all over it

Sing "It’s a Small World" over and over in your head and follow him around

Give his number to Jessica and tell her, he’s interested

Ask him about Bella’s eighteenth birthday party

Just think of the color black when he's around so he thinks he can't read your mind either.

Take every picture of him and draw fangs on them

Watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and cry hysterically screaming "No Edward!" when Cedric dies.

Refer to him as "Eddie".

Prank call him saying you have kidnapped Bella and will only accept his volvo as ransom.

Ask him where he buys his contact lenses. Daily. For about, ooh, a year.

Eye him suspicously every time he walks past, gripping a crusifix and throwing strings of garlic around your neck.

Sing 'I know a song that'll get on your nerves' in your head continually, over and over again, he'll go insane in less then three hours garrenteed

Come to school wearing dark robes, red/black contacts, and white makeup. Go up to Edward. Claim to be from the Volturi, and ask him where Bella is.

Get Carlisle to have "The Talk" with him.

Offer to put mountain lions on the endangered species list.

Run around the school with flyers that say "Save the Mountain Lion!"

Tell him Darth Vader is his father

Make Bella president of the La Push Cliff Diving Society
Randomly run up with a stake yelling "Die, fiend!"

Superglue Bella's window shut.

In front of Nessie, say aren't you glad you didn't kill the little brat.

Remind him that Jacob and Nessie are eventually going to...well you know.

Say, "wow, you lost your virginity at 107 and your daughter is going to lose hers at 7...to the guy who was in love with your wife

Go up to him and say "Humans are friends, not food." Continue to think this throughout biology class.

Purposely slice your finger open from a piece of paper then wave it in his face and squeel, "EDDY! KISS IT BETTER!"

Every time you take a picture of him, ask him if he'll show up when you print it out.

Before you print it out, photoshop it so he doesn't show up in it.Print it out and show it to him.

Continually poke him with a pencil muttering quietly about how it's the closest thing to a wooden stake you can get.

For his birthday, buy him spray-on tan.

Challenge him to an eating contest and bet all of his money that you'll win.

Whenever he comes near you, eye him suspiciously and put a scarf around your neck.

Cover his yard with "Beware of Vampire" signs.

Make an "I love Jacob" website and say Bella made it.

Write a long, detailed, novel about how the werewolves destroy the vampire race.

Tell him over and over again, Nessie loves a werewolf.

Tell him that Nessie is Jaspers daughter.
__________________________________________________________________________________

Umm... yea I know some of them are lame, but whatever!

Posted 12/25/08
Think of my problems when he´s around..we don´t know this guy can help me solve it and give me some great advice and then i can think, Oh, Edward, as a mind reader, isn´t just a bother at all.¨

xDD
Posted 12/25/08

iluvhellokitty wrote:

Wow. This is an old topic, but I found these on a website called habbo.com in the twilight forums!
Here's over 50 different ways to Annoy Edward easily.

Prance around the house singing Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the top of your lungs every morning.

Especially loud when Bella is around to hear it.

Running it by Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.

Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob

Program his locker to—whenever he opens it to sing (LOUDLY) YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN'T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS, SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! HERE WE GO NOW! YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN'T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! GET bobba NOW! And repeat. Over and over and over.

Ask him where babies come from. Tell him he's stupid when he won't answer your question.

For his birthday give him a 100 McDonalds gift card, and get offended when he tells you he doesn't eat food.

Ask him why he likes watching Bella sleep. Call him a pervert.

Replace his ringtone with 'Outta my head' by Asheele Simpson. Make sure he can't change it.

Color on all his Bella pictures with Permanent marker.

Refuse to replace them.

Ask him to be a vampire with you for Halloween.

Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.

Constantly remind him that he almost lost Bella to a dog.

Picture yourself with no clothes and covered in blood. Ask him if he wants you.

Call him a liar when he says no.

Tell him Bella’s in love with Mike and she has been Doing things with him.

Tell him you were kidding once he murders Mike.

Ask him if Charlie is secretly a unicorn.

Make him watch the twilight movie.

Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues.

Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.

Train the dog to follow him everywhere. P.S. Make sure he doesn't eat it.

Ask him why he's not as hot as Robert Pattinson.

Ask him if he's ever done it

When he says no, take a picture of him and tape it to the 40 year old virgin movie poster.

Make him watch Hairspray with you. Ask him why he's not as hot as Zac Efron.

When he says that he is, ask him why he wasn't the star of the singing high school people.

Nail his CDS to the ceiling along with his Stero.

Start singing 'Paper cut' around him. Constantly.

Tell him that Paul imprinted on him.

Glue pictures of Jacob all over his walls.

Take his pulse and call 911 when you 'discover' he doesn't have any.

When you 'discover' he's a vampire, throw holy water on him and shout,"The power of Christ compels you!"

Make a lifelike Bella dummy (with Bella audio) and throw it into a fire.

Bake him a birthday cake with 107 candles and make frequent jokes about him being "over the hill"

Whenever he gets mad at you for annoying him so much, turn to the nearest person and go,"Don't worry, its just his time of the month."

Volunteer him for a blood drive.

Ask him what Hogwarts was like and why he didn't just eat Voldy

Paint his piano neon pink. Refuse to buy a new one.

Get a shock collar with sequins on it and have Emmett put it on Edward. Give Jacob the remote.

Tell him Alice saw that if he wanted to blend in with humans, he had to wear matching pink liquid eyeliner and nail polish.

Paint his Vanquish Pepto Bismol pink.

Every time he walks near you jump in front of the nearest car and scream "Save me Edward!"

Follow him around concentrating really hard on songs from shows such as Barney and The Wiggles

Challenge him to a breath holding contest and accuse him of cheating.

Tell Aro that Edward would like to set up a ball room dancing class with him and the rest of the volturi.

Dye his hair blue and give him round black sunglasses and threaten to hide Bella if he doesn't wear them to school

Blindfold him and take him to a tanning salon.

Jump out of corners and proceed to beating him with large planks of wood every ten minutes
Sit in his room and stare at him for hours.

When he demands why you're staring at him tell him that you're not leaving until he falls asleep.

When he tells you he can't sleep, threaten that Santa won't come if he stays awake.

Spray cheese into his mouth and force him to swallow it, all the while yelling, "WHAT'S WRONG EDWARD, DON'T YOU LIKE THE CHEEEEEEEESE?!

Make him a shirt that says "I Like Humans - I Don't Eat Them". Force him to wear it.

Make him drive you to La Push so you can jump back and forth on the boundary line screaming "Vampire Land!" "Werewolf Land!" "Vampire Land!" etc

Make him watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Mouth the word "Cedward!" in his general direction.

Paint his Volvo pink and write “I love Jacob” all over it

Sing "It’s a Small World" over and over in your head and follow him around

Give his number to Jessica and tell her, he’s interested

Ask him about Bella’s eighteenth birthday party

Just think of the color black when he's around so he thinks he can't read your mind either.

Take every picture of him and draw fangs on them

Watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and cry hysterically screaming "No Edward!" when Cedric dies.

Refer to him as "Eddie".

Prank call him saying you have kidnapped Bella and will only accept his volvo as ransom.

Ask him where he buys his contact lenses. Daily. For about, ooh, a year.

Eye him suspicously every time he walks past, gripping a crusifix and throwing strings of garlic around your neck.

Sing 'I know a song that'll get on your nerves' in your head continually, over and over again, he'll go insane in less then three hours garrenteed

Come to school wearing dark robes, red/black contacts, and white makeup. Go up to Edward. Claim to be from the Volturi, and ask him where Bella is.

Get Carlisle to have "The Talk" with him.

Offer to put mountain lions on the endangered species list.

Run around the school with flyers that say "Save the Mountain Lion!"

Tell him Darth Vader is his father

Make Bella president of the La Push Cliff Diving Society
Randomly run up with a stake yelling "Die, fiend!"

Superglue Bella's window shut.

In front of Nessie, say aren't you glad you didn't kill the little brat.

Remind him that Jacob and Nessie are eventually going to...well you know.

Say, "wow, you lost your virginity at 107 and your daughter is going to lose hers at 7...to the guy who was in love with your wife

Go up to him and say "Humans are friends, not food." Continue to think this throughout biology class.

Purposely slice your finger open from a piece of paper then wave it in his face and squeel, "EDDY! KISS IT BETTER!"

Every time you take a picture of him, ask him if he'll show up when you print it out.

Before you print it out, photoshop it so he doesn't show up in it.Print it out and show it to him.

Continually poke him with a pencil muttering quietly about how it's the closest thing to a wooden stake you can get.

For his birthday, buy him spray-on tan.

Challenge him to an eating contest and bet all of his money that you'll win.

Whenever he comes near you, eye him suspiciously and put a scarf around your neck.

Cover his yard with "Beware of Vampire" signs.

Make an "I love Jacob" website and say Bella made it.

Write a long, detailed, novel about how the werewolves destroy the vampire race.

Tell him over and over again, Nessie loves a werewolf.

Tell him that Nessie is Jaspers daughter.
__________________________________________________________________________________

Umm... yea I know some of them are lame, but whatever!



It´s not lame...they´re all funny!!!!!!! xDDDDDdd
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iluvhellokitty wrote:

Wow. This is an old topic, but I found these on a website called habbo.com in the twilight forums!
Here's over 50 different ways to Annoy Edward easily.

Prance around the house singing Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the top of your lungs every morning.

Especially loud when Bella is around to hear it.

Running it by Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.

Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob

Program his locker to—whenever he opens it to sing (LOUDLY) YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN'T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS, SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! HERE WE GO NOW! YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN'T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! GET bobba NOW! And repeat. Over and over and over.

Ask him where babies come from. Tell him he's stupid when he won't answer your question.

For his birthday give him a 100 McDonalds gift card, and get offended when he tells you he doesn't eat food.

Ask him why he likes watching Bella sleep. Call him a pervert.

Replace his ringtone with 'Outta my head' by Asheele Simpson. Make sure he can't change it.

Color on all his Bella pictures with Permanent marker.

Refuse to replace them.

Ask him to be a vampire with you for Halloween.

Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.

Constantly remind him that he almost lost Bella to a dog.

Picture yourself with no clothes and covered in blood. Ask him if he wants you.

Call him a liar when he says no.

Tell him Bella’s in love with Mike and she has been Doing things with him.

Tell him you were kidding once he murders Mike.

Ask him if Charlie is secretly a unicorn.

Make him watch the twilight movie.

Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues.

Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.

Train the dog to follow him everywhere. P.S. Make sure he doesn't eat it.

Ask him why he's not as hot as Robert Pattinson.

Ask him if he's ever done it

When he says no, take a picture of him and tape it to the 40 year old virgin movie poster.

Make him watch Hairspray with you. Ask him why he's not as hot as Zac Efron.

When he says that he is, ask him why he wasn't the star of the singing high school people.

Nail his CDS to the ceiling along with his Stero.

Start singing 'Paper cut' around him. Constantly.

Tell him that Paul imprinted on him.

Glue pictures of Jacob all over his walls.

Take his pulse and call 911 when you 'discover' he doesn't have any.

When you 'discover' he's a vampire, throw holy water on him and shout,"The power of Christ compels you!"

Make a lifelike Bella dummy (with Bella audio) and throw it into a fire.

Bake him a birthday cake with 107 candles and make frequent jokes about him being "over the hill"

Whenever he gets mad at you for annoying him so much, turn to the nearest person and go,"Don't worry, its just his time of the month."

Volunteer him for a blood drive.

Ask him what Hogwarts was like and why he didn't just eat Voldy

Paint his piano neon pink. Refuse to buy a new one.

Get a shock collar with sequins on it and have Emmett put it on Edward. Give Jacob the remote.

Tell him Alice saw that if he wanted to blend in with humans, he had to wear matching pink liquid eyeliner and nail polish.

Paint his Vanquish Pepto Bismol pink.

Every time he walks near you jump in front of the nearest car and scream "Save me Edward!"

Follow him around concentrating really hard on songs from shows such as Barney and The Wiggles

Challenge him to a breath holding contest and accuse him of cheating.

Tell Aro that Edward would like to set up a ball room dancing class with him and the rest of the volturi.

Dye his hair blue and give him round black sunglasses and threaten to hide Bella if he doesn't wear them to school

Blindfold him and take him to a tanning salon.

Jump out of corners and proceed to beating him with large planks of wood every ten minutes
Sit in his room and stare at him for hours.

When he demands why you're staring at him tell him that you're not leaving until he falls asleep.

When he tells you he can't sleep, threaten that Santa won't come if he stays awake.

Spray cheese into his mouth and force him to swallow it, all the while yelling, "WHAT'S WRONG EDWARD, DON'T YOU LIKE THE CHEEEEEEEESE?!

Make him a shirt that says "I Like Humans - I Don't Eat Them". Force him to wear it.

Make him drive you to La Push so you can jump back and forth on the boundary line screaming "Vampire Land!" "Werewolf Land!" "Vampire Land!" etc

Make him watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Mouth the word "Cedward!" in his general direction.

Paint his Volvo pink and write “I love Jacob” all over it

Sing "It’s a Small World" over and over in your head and follow him around

Give his number to Jessica and tell her, he’s interested

Ask him about Bella’s eighteenth birthday party

Just think of the color black when he's around so he thinks he can't read your mind either.

Take every picture of him and draw fangs on them

Watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and cry hysterically screaming "No Edward!" when Cedric dies.

Refer to him as "Eddie".

Prank call him saying you have kidnapped Bella and will only accept his volvo as ransom.

Ask him where he buys his contact lenses. Daily. For about, ooh, a year.

Eye him suspicously every time he walks past, gripping a crusifix and throwing strings of garlic around your neck.

Sing 'I know a song that'll get on your nerves' in your head continually, over and over again, he'll go insane in less then three hours garrenteed

Come to school wearing dark robes, red/black contacts, and white makeup. Go up to Edward. Claim to be from the Volturi, and ask him where Bella is.

Get Carlisle to have "The Talk" with him.

Offer to put mountain lions on the endangered species list.

Run around the school with flyers that say "Save the Mountain Lion!"

Tell him Darth Vader is his father

Make Bella president of the La Push Cliff Diving Society
Randomly run up with a stake yelling "Die, fiend!"

Superglue Bella's window shut.

In front of Nessie, say aren't you glad you didn't kill the little brat.

Remind him that Jacob and Nessie are eventually going to...well you know.

Say, "wow, you lost your virginity at 107 and your daughter is going to lose hers at 7...to the guy who was in love with your wife

Go up to him and say "Humans are friends, not food." Continue to think this throughout biology class.

Purposely slice your finger open from a piece of paper then wave it in his face and squeel, "EDDY! KISS IT BETTER!"

Every time you take a picture of him, ask him if he'll show up when you print it out.

Before you print it out, photoshop it so he doesn't show up in it.Print it out and show it to him.

Continually poke him with a pencil muttering quietly about how it's the closest thing to a wooden stake you can get.

For his birthday, buy him spray-on tan.

Challenge him to an eating contest and bet all of his money that you'll win.

Whenever he comes near you, eye him suspiciously and put a scarf around your neck.

Cover his yard with "Beware of Vampire" signs.

Make an "I love Jacob" website and say Bella made it.

Write a long, detailed, novel about how the werewolves destroy the vampire race.

Tell him over and over again, Nessie loves a werewolf.

Tell him that Nessie is Jaspers daughter.
__________________________________________________________________________________

Umm... yea I know some of them are lame, but whatever!



It´s not lame...they´re all funny!!!!!!! xDDDDDdd

__________________________________________________________________________________

My top 3 faves are:

1.Come to school wearing dark robes, red/black contacts, and white makeup. Go up to Edward. Claim to be from the Volturi, and ask him where Bella is.
2. Tell him Darth Vader is his father
3.Ask him if Charlie is secretly a unicorn (go to youtube.comm and search charlie the unicorn if you don't get it.)

Posted 12/26/08

iluvhellokitty wrote:


RainbowPrincess326 wrote:


iluvhellokitty wrote:

Wow. This is an old topic, but I found these on a website called habbo.com in the twilight forums!
Here's over 50 different ways to Annoy Edward easily.

Prance around the house singing Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the top of your lungs every morning.

Especially loud when Bella is around to hear it.

Running it by Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.

Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob

Program his locker to—whenever he opens it to sing (LOUDLY) YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN'T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS, SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! HERE WE GO NOW! YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN'T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! GET bobba NOW! And repeat. Over and over and over.

Ask him where babies come from. Tell him he's stupid when he won't answer your question.

For his birthday give him a 100 McDonalds gift card, and get offended when he tells you he doesn't eat food.

Ask him why he likes watching Bella sleep. Call him a pervert.

Replace his ringtone with 'Outta my head' by Asheele Simpson. Make sure he can't change it.

Color on all his Bella pictures with Permanent marker.

Refuse to replace them.

Ask him to be a vampire with you for Halloween.

Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.

Constantly remind him that he almost lost Bella to a dog.

Picture yourself with no clothes and covered in blood. Ask him if he wants you.

Call him a liar when he says no.

Tell him Bella’s in love with Mike and she has been Doing things with him.

Tell him you were kidding once he murders Mike.

Ask him if Charlie is secretly a unicorn.

Make him watch the twilight movie.

Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues.

Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.

Train the dog to follow him everywhere. P.S. Make sure he doesn't eat it.

Ask him why he's not as hot as Robert Pattinson.

Ask him if he's ever done it

When he says no, take a picture of him and tape it to the 40 year old virgin movie poster.

Make him watch Hairspray with you. Ask him why he's not as hot as Zac Efron.

When he says that he is, ask him why he wasn't the star of the singing high school people.

Nail his CDS to the ceiling along with his Stero.

Start singing 'Paper cut' around him. Constantly.

Tell him that Paul imprinted on him.

Glue pictures of Jacob all over his walls.

Take his pulse and call 911 when you 'discover' he doesn't have any.

When you 'discover' he's a vampire, throw holy water on him and shout,"The power of Christ compels you!"

Make a lifelike Bella dummy (with Bella audio) and throw it into a fire.

Bake him a birthday cake with 107 candles and make frequent jokes about him being "over the hill"

Whenever he gets mad at you for annoying him so much, turn to the nearest person and go,"Don't worry, its just his time of the month."

Volunteer him for a blood drive.

Ask him what Hogwarts was like and why he didn't just eat Voldy

Paint his piano neon pink. Refuse to buy a new one.

Get a shock collar with sequins on it and have Emmett put it on Edward. Give Jacob the remote.

Tell him Alice saw that if he wanted to blend in with humans, he had to wear matching pink liquid eyeliner and nail polish.

Paint his Vanquish Pepto Bismol pink.

Every time he walks near you jump in front of the nearest car and scream "Save me Edward!"

Follow him around concentrating really hard on songs from shows such as Barney and The Wiggles

Challenge him to a breath holding contest and accuse him of cheating.

Tell Aro that Edward would like to set up a ball room dancing class with him and the rest of the volturi.

Dye his hair blue and give him round black sunglasses and threaten to hide Bella if he doesn't wear them to school

Blindfold him and take him to a tanning salon.

Jump out of corners and proceed to beating him with large planks of wood every ten minutes
Sit in his room and stare at him for hours.

When he demands why you're staring at him tell him that you're not leaving until he falls asleep.

When he tells you he can't sleep, threaten that Santa won't come if he stays awake.

Spray cheese into his mouth and force him to swallow it, all the while yelling, "WHAT'S WRONG EDWARD, DON'T YOU LIKE THE CHEEEEEEEESE?!

Make him a shirt that says "I Like Humans - I Don't Eat Them". Force him to wear it.

Make him drive you to La Push so you can jump back and forth on the boundary line screaming "Vampire Land!" "Werewolf Land!" "Vampire Land!" etc

Make him watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Mouth the word "Cedward!" in his general direction.

Paint his Volvo pink and write “I love Jacob” all over it

Sing "It’s a Small World" over and over in your head and follow him around

Give his number to Jessica and tell her, he’s interested

Ask him about Bella’s eighteenth birthday party

Just think of the color black when he's around so he thinks he can't read your mind either.

Take every picture of him and draw fangs on them

Watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and cry hysterically screaming "No Edward!" when Cedric dies.

Refer to him as "Eddie".

Prank call him saying you have kidnapped Bella and will only accept his volvo as ransom.

Ask him where he buys his contact lenses. Daily. For about, ooh, a year.

Eye him suspicously every time he walks past, gripping a crusifix and throwing strings of garlic around your neck.

Sing 'I know a song that'll get on your nerves' in your head continually, over and over again, he'll go insane in less then three hours garrenteed

Come to school wearing dark robes, red/black contacts, and white makeup. Go up to Edward. Claim to be from the Volturi, and ask him where Bella is.

Get Carlisle to have "The Talk" with him.

Offer to put mountain lions on the endangered species list.

Run around the school with flyers that say "Save the Mountain Lion!"

Tell him Darth Vader is his father

Make Bella president of the La Push Cliff Diving Society
Randomly run up with a stake yelling "Die, fiend!"

Superglue Bella's window shut.

In front of Nessie, say aren't you glad you didn't kill the little brat.

Remind him that Jacob and Nessie are eventually going to...well you know.

Say, "wow, you lost your virginity at 107 and your daughter is going to lose hers at 7...to the guy who was in love with your wife

Go up to him and say "Humans are friends, not food." Continue to think this throughout biology class.

Purposely slice your finger open from a piece of paper then wave it in his face and squeel, "EDDY! KISS IT BETTER!"

Every time you take a picture of him, ask him if he'll show up when you print it out.

Before you print it out, photoshop it so he doesn't show up in it.Print it out and show it to him.

Continually poke him with a pencil muttering quietly about how it's the closest thing to a wooden stake you can get.

For his birthday, buy him spray-on tan.

Challenge him to an eating contest and bet all of his money that you'll win.

Whenever he comes near you, eye him suspiciously and put a scarf around your neck.

Cover his yard with "Beware of Vampire" signs.

Make an "I love Jacob" website and say Bella made it.

Write a long, detailed, novel about how the werewolves destroy the vampire race.

Tell him over and over again, Nessie loves a werewolf.

Tell him that Nessie is Jaspers daughter.
__________________________________________________________________________________

Umm... yea I know some of them are lame, but whatever!



It´s not lame...they´re all funny!!!!!!! xDDDDDdd

__________________________________________________________________________________

My top 3 faves are:

1.Come to school wearing dark robes, red/black contacts, and white makeup. Go up to Edward. Claim to be from the Volturi, and ask him where Bella is.
2. Tell him Darth Vader is his father
3.Ask him if Charlie is secretly a unicorn (go to youtube.comm and search charlie the unicorn if you don't get it.)




ahahah..

yeah..but i love all of them..

thety''re just mocking in a way that is good..xddD full of humor..xdD
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iluvhellokitty wrote:


RainbowPrincess326 wrote:


iluvhellokitty wrote:

Wow. This is an old topic, but I found these on a website called habbo.com in the twilight forums!
Here's over 50 different ways to Annoy Edward easily.

Prance around the house singing Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the top of your lungs every morning.

Especially loud when Bella is around to hear it.

Running it by Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.

Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob

Program his locker to—whenever he opens it to sing (LOUDLY) YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN'T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS, SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! HERE WE GO NOW! YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN'T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! GET bobba NOW! And repeat. Over and over and over.

Ask him where babies come from. Tell him he's stupid when he won't answer your question.

For his birthday give him a 100 McDonalds gift card, and get offended when he tells you he doesn't eat food.

Ask him why he likes watching Bella sleep. Call him a pervert.

Replace his ringtone with 'Outta my head' by Asheele Simpson. Make sure he can't change it.

Color on all his Bella pictures with Permanent marker.

Refuse to replace them.

Ask him to be a vampire with you for Halloween.

Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.

Constantly remind him that he almost lost Bella to a dog.

Picture yourself with no clothes and covered in blood. Ask him if he wants you.

Call him a liar when he says no.

Tell him Bella’s in love with Mike and she has been Doing things with him.

Tell him you were kidding once he murders Mike.

Ask him if Charlie is secretly a unicorn.

Make him watch the twilight movie.

Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues.

Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.

Train the dog to follow him everywhere. P.S. Make sure he doesn't eat it.

Ask him why he's not as hot as Robert Pattinson.

Ask him if he's ever done it

When he says no, take a picture of him and tape it to the 40 year old virgin movie poster.

Make him watch Hairspray with you. Ask him why he's not as hot as Zac Efron.

When he says that he is, ask him why he wasn't the star of the singing high school people.

Nail his CDS to the ceiling along with his Stero.

Start singing 'Paper cut' around him. Constantly.

Tell him that Paul imprinted on him.

Glue pictures of Jacob all over his walls.

Take his pulse and call 911 when you 'discover' he doesn't have any.

When you 'discover' he's a vampire, throw holy water on him and shout,"The power of Christ compels you!"

Make a lifelike Bella dummy (with Bella audio) and throw it into a fire.

Bake him a birthday cake with 107 candles and make frequent jokes about him being "over the hill"

Whenever he gets mad at you for annoying him so much, turn to the nearest person and go,"Don't worry, its just his time of the month."

Volunteer him for a blood drive.

Ask him what Hogwarts was like and why he didn't just eat Voldy

Paint his piano neon pink. Refuse to buy a new one.

Get a shock collar with sequins on it and have Emmett put it on Edward. Give Jacob the remote.

Tell him Alice saw that if he wanted to blend in with humans, he had to wear matching pink liquid eyeliner and nail polish.

Paint his Vanquish Pepto Bismol pink.

Every time he walks near you jump in front of the nearest car and scream "Save me Edward!"

Follow him around concentrating really hard on songs from shows such as Barney and The Wiggles

Challenge him to a breath holding contest and accuse him of cheating.

Tell Aro that Edward would like to set up a ball room dancing class with him and the rest of the volturi.

Dye his hair blue and give him round black sunglasses and threaten to hide Bella if he doesn't wear them to school

Blindfold him and take him to a tanning salon.

Jump out of corners and proceed to beating him with large planks of wood every ten minutes
Sit in his room and stare at him for hours.

When he demands why you're staring at him tell him that you're not leaving until he falls asleep.

When he tells you he can't sleep, threaten that Santa won't come if he stays awake.

Spray cheese into his mouth and force him to swallow it, all the while yelling, "WHAT'S WRONG EDWARD, DON'T YOU LIKE THE CHEEEEEEEESE?!

Make him a shirt that says "I Like Humans - I Don't Eat Them". Force him to wear it.

Make him drive you to La Push so you can jump back and forth on the boundary line screaming "Vampire Land!" "Werewolf Land!" "Vampire Land!" etc

Make him watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Mouth the word "Cedward!" in his general direction.

Paint his Volvo pink and write “I love Jacob” all over it

Sing "It’s a Small World" over and over in your head and follow him around

Give his number to Jessica and tell her, he’s interested

Ask him about Bella’s eighteenth birthday party

Just think of the color black when he's around so he thinks he can't read your mind either.

Take every picture of him and draw fangs on them

Watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and cry hysterically screaming "No Edward!" when Cedric dies.

Refer to him as "Eddie".

Prank call him saying you have kidnapped Bella and will only accept his volvo as ransom.

Ask him where he buys his contact lenses. Daily. For about, ooh, a year.

Eye him suspicously every time he walks past, gripping a crusifix and throwing strings of garlic around your neck.

Sing 'I know a song that'll get on your nerves' in your head continually, over and over again, he'll go insane in less then three hours garrenteed

Come to school wearing dark robes, red/black contacts, and white makeup. Go up to Edward. Claim to be from the Volturi, and ask him where Bella is.

Get Carlisle to have "The Talk" with him.

Offer to put mountain lions on the endangered species list.

Run around the school with flyers that say "Save the Mountain Lion!"

Tell him Darth Vader is his father

Make Bella president of the La Push Cliff Diving Society
Randomly run up with a stake yelling "Die, fiend!"

Superglue Bella's window shut.

In front of Nessie, say aren't you glad you didn't kill the little brat.

Remind him that Jacob and Nessie are eventually going to...well you know.

Say, "wow, you lost your virginity at 107 and your daughter is going to lose hers at 7...to the guy who was in love with your wife

Go up to him and say "Humans are friends, not food." Continue to think this throughout biology class.

Purposely slice your finger open from a piece of paper then wave it in his face and squeel, "EDDY! KISS IT BETTER!"

Every time you take a picture of him, ask him if he'll show up when you print it out.

Before you print it out, photoshop it so he doesn't show up in it.Print it out and show it to him.

Continually poke him with a pencil muttering quietly about how it's the closest thing to a wooden stake you can get.

For his birthday, buy him spray-on tan.

Challenge him to an eating contest and bet all of his money that you'll win.

Whenever he comes near you, eye him suspiciously and put a scarf around your neck.

Cover his yard with "Beware of Vampire" signs.

Make an "I love Jacob" website and say Bella made it.

Write a long, detailed, novel about how the werewolves destroy the vampire race.

Tell him over and over again, Nessie loves a werewolf.

Tell him that Nessie is Jaspers daughter.
__________________________________________________________________________________

Umm... yea I know some of them are lame, but whatever!



It´s not lame...they´re all funny!!!!!!! xDDDDDdd

__________________________________________________________________________________

My top 3 faves are:

1.Come to school wearing dark robes, red/black contacts, and white makeup. Go up to Edward. Claim to be from the Volturi, and ask him where Bella is.
2. Tell him Darth Vader is his father
3.Ask him if Charlie is secretly a unicorn (go to youtube.comm and search charlie the unicorn if you don't get it.)




ahahah..

yeah..but i love all of them..

thety''re just mocking in a way that is good..xddD full of humor..xdD
[/quote
Lol, yeah. It's nothing offensive to the characters or book or anything. It's just good, comedy fun.

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One: Sing an annoying song in your head... all day long... xD
Two: When you're not singing, talk to him non-stop, especially while he's trying to concentrate on something else xD
Three: Make sure you
Posted 12/26/08

iluvhellokitty wrote:


RainbowPrincess326 wrote:


iluvhellokitty wrote:


RainbowPrincess326 wrote:


iluvhellokitty wrote:

Wow. This is an old topic, but I found these on a website called habbo.com in the twilight forums!
Here's over 50 different ways to Annoy Edward easily.

Prance around the house singing Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the top of your lungs every morning.

Especially loud when Bella is around to hear it.

Running it by Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.

Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob

Program his locker to—whenever he opens it to sing (LOUDLY) YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN'T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS, SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! HERE WE GO NOW! YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN'T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! GET bobba NOW! And repeat. Over and over and over.

Ask him where babies come from. Tell him he's stupid when he won't answer your question.

For his birthday give him a 100 McDonalds gift card, and get offended when he tells you he doesn't eat food.

Ask him why he likes watching Bella sleep. Call him a pervert.

Replace his ringtone with 'Outta my head' by Asheele Simpson. Make sure he can't change it.

Color on all his Bella pictures with Permanent marker.

Refuse to replace them.

Ask him to be a vampire with you for Halloween.

Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.

Constantly remind him that he almost lost Bella to a dog.

Picture yourself with no clothes and covered in blood. Ask him if he wants you.

Call him a liar when he says no.

Tell him Bella’s in love with Mike and she has been Doing things with him.

Tell him you were kidding once he murders Mike.

Ask him if Charlie is secretly a unicorn.

Make him watch the twilight movie.

Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues.

Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.

Train the dog to follow him everywhere. P.S. Make sure he doesn't eat it.

Ask him why he's not as hot as Robert Pattinson.

Ask him if he's ever done it

When he says no, take a picture of him and tape it to the 40 year old virgin movie poster.

Make him watch Hairspray with you. Ask him why he's not as hot as Zac Efron.

When he says that he is, ask him why he wasn't the star of the singing high school people.

Nail his CDS to the ceiling along with his Stero.

Start singing 'Paper cut' around him. Constantly.

Tell him that Paul imprinted on him.

Glue pictures of Jacob all over his walls.

Take his pulse and call 911 when you 'discover' he doesn't have any.

When you 'discover' he's a vampire, throw holy water on him and shout,"The power of Christ compels you!"

Make a lifelike Bella dummy (with Bella audio) and throw it into a fire.

Bake him a birthday cake with 107 candles and make frequent jokes about him being "over the hill"

Whenever he gets mad at you for annoying him so much, turn to the nearest person and go,"Don't worry, its just his time of the month."

Volunteer him for a blood drive.

Ask him what Hogwarts was like and why he didn't just eat Voldy

Paint his piano neon pink. Refuse to buy a new one.

Get a shock collar with sequins on it and have Emmett put it on Edward. Give Jacob the remote.

Tell him Alice saw that if he wanted to blend in with humans, he had to wear matching pink liquid eyeliner and nail polish.

Paint his Vanquish Pepto Bismol pink.

Every time he walks near you jump in front of the nearest car and scream "Save me Edward!"

Follow him around concentrating really hard on songs from shows such as Barney and The Wiggles

Challenge him to a breath holding contest and accuse him of cheating.

Tell Aro that Edward would like to set up a ball room dancing class with him and the rest of the volturi.

Dye his hair blue and give him round black sunglasses and threaten to hide Bella if he doesn't wear them to school

Blindfold him and take him to a tanning salon.

Jump out of corners and proceed to beating him with large planks of wood every ten minutes
Sit in his room and stare at him for hours.

When he demands why you're staring at him tell him that you're not leaving until he falls asleep.

When he tells you he can't sleep, threaten that Santa won't come if he stays awake.

Spray cheese into his mouth and force him to swallow it, all the while yelling, "WHAT'S WRONG EDWARD, DON'T YOU LIKE THE CHEEEEEEEESE?!

Make him a shirt that says "I Like Humans - I Don't Eat Them". Force him to wear it.

Make him drive you to La Push so you can jump back and forth on the boundary line screaming "Vampire Land!" "Werewolf Land!" "Vampire Land!" etc

Make him watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Mouth the word "Cedward!" in his general direction.

Paint his Volvo pink and write “I love Jacob” all over it

Sing "It’s a Small World" over and over in your head and follow him around

Give his number to Jessica and tell her, he’s interested

Ask him about Bella’s eighteenth birthday party

Just think of the color black when he's around so he thinks he can't read your mind either.

Take every picture of him and draw fangs on them

Watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and cry hysterically screaming "No Edward!" when Cedric dies.

Refer to him as "Eddie".

Prank call him saying you have kidnapped Bella and will only accept his volvo as ransom.

Ask him where he buys his contact lenses. Daily. For about, ooh, a year.

Eye him suspicously every time he walks past, gripping a crusifix and throwing strings of garlic around your neck.

Sing 'I know a song that'll get on your nerves' in your head continually, over and over again, he'll go insane in less then three hours garrenteed

Come to school wearing dark robes, red/black contacts, and white makeup. Go up to Edward. Claim to be from the Volturi, and ask him where Bella is.

Get Carlisle to have "The Talk" with him.

Offer to put mountain lions on the endangered species list.

Run around the school with flyers that say "Save the Mountain Lion!"

Tell him Darth Vader is his father

Make Bella president of the La Push Cliff Diving Society
Randomly run up with a stake yelling "Die, fiend!"

Superglue Bella's window shut.

In front of Nessie, say aren't you glad you didn't kill the little brat.

Remind him that Jacob and Nessie are eventually going to...well you know.

Say, "wow, you lost your virginity at 107 and your daughter is going to lose hers at 7...to the guy who was in love with your wife

Go up to him and say "Humans are friends, not food." Continue to think this throughout biology class.

Purposely slice your finger open from a piece of paper then wave it in his face and squeel, "EDDY! KISS IT BETTER!"

Every time you take a picture of him, ask him if he'll show up when you print it out.

Before you print it out, photoshop it so he doesn't show up in it.Print it out and show it to him.

Continually poke him with a pencil muttering quietly about how it's the closest thing to a wooden stake you can get.

For his birthday, buy him spray-on tan.

Challenge him to an eating contest and bet all of his money that you'll win.

Whenever he comes near you, eye him suspiciously and put a scarf around your neck.

Cover his yard with "Beware of Vampire" signs.

Make an "I love Jacob" website and say Bella made it.

Write a long, detailed, novel about how the werewolves destroy the vampire race.

Tell him over and over again, Nessie loves a werewolf.

Tell him that Nessie is Jaspers daughter.
__________________________________________________________________________________

Umm... yea I know some of them are lame, but whatever!



It´s not lame...they´re all funny!!!!!!! xDDDDDdd

__________________________________________________________________________________

My top 3 faves are:

1.Come to school wearing dark robes, red/black contacts, and white makeup. Go up to Edward. Claim to be from the Volturi, and ask him where Bella is.
2. Tell him Darth Vader is his father
3.Ask him if Charlie is secretly a unicorn (go to youtube.comm and search charlie the unicorn if you don't get it.)




ahahah..

yeah..but i love all of them..

thety''re just mocking in a way that is good..xddD full of humor..xdD
[/quote
Lol, yeah. It's nothing offensive to the characters or book or anything. It's just good, comedy fun.



yeah...and even i can´t understand all, what it meant,.,,it´s just humurous...xDD i wa s laughing alone when i read it..xDD
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1. Sing "It's a Small World" in your head. over . . . and over . . . and over.

2. Ask him questions in your head. See how many times he answers.

3. JAKEXEDWARD, EDWARDXJASPER, EDWARDXMIKE images.

XD


exactly what i was going to write .... except the first part . i would sing something else
.............. hahahaha ...... there's more ways , but still thinking about it ..................
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