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Weirdest Lies Parents Tell Their Kids
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I remember watching a scene in a holocaust film where all the jewish women were stripped naked and put in the gas chambers. My mom turned and said to me "that's what happens to bad children"
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Is it weird that I don't think my parents told me any lies?
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lorreen wrote:

Is it weird that I don't think my parents told me any lies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1jr-TWuVZ8
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Oh, Buzzfeedyellow. I like the couple they featured in that channel.

Buzzfeed Keith: "hello, ladies. I'm Top." XD
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Masturbating will make your wiener fall off.
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If you masterbate you'll grow hair on your palms.
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If you masterbate you'll grow hair on your palms.


I don't see why parents have such a thing against masturbation. It must RUB them the wrong way, huh?
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I was told a lot of lies just to be good like the boogyman will kidnap me if I don't listen to them,but it was only my grandmother that told me and my brother that. I admit we didn't like being told what to do. :/
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All of the kids in my family were told if you put salt on a bird it wouldn't be able to fly and you could keep it as a pet. Than they'd give us salt shakers and send us into the yard to chase birds around and keep us out of the house. Didn't realize till i was older that if i could get close enough to put salt on the bird I could probably catch it.
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I was bribed to be good when I was little so I was spared the weird lies fortunately
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I didn't grow up with parents but my grandma told me a few strange things.

1. Don't point at the moon. The moon goddess will get angry and attempt to cut your ears off while you are sleeping.

2. Don't shake your leg when sitting. You will lose your future wealth.

3. Each grain of rice is made with two drops of sweat. Don't waste food.

4. If an item becomes 100 years old, it comes alive. If it was abused and not taken care of, its spirit will exact revenge on the owner. Take care of your things and don't throw them away if they still work.

5. Don't store dangerous things for a long time in a dark area. It will attract evil spirits. Let the sun in once in a while.

Lots of other things but these come to mind.
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My dad told me after watching titanic that to keep the ship running once it hit the iceberg they burned all of children in the furnaces.

what an evil man
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My parents were rather...blunt. There weren't any unusual lies being told.
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Does the story of Santa Claus count as a lie?
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FlyinDumpling wrote:


lorreen wrote:

Is it weird that I don't think my parents told me any lies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1jr-TWuVZ8
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Oh my!

Come to think of it, there were these lies:
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