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SALUTATIONS!

Stay awhile and listen.

If you do not know me, you are missing out. If you do know me, you are most welcome. Here is some introductory music. This is for you Rito2ru (someone is getting ntr'd unfortunately it is not you, I heard Lucina is with child again, you h**ny guy you)

Getting sidetracked. I am here to tell you a story it is going to be an anime story one that I took in my... absence. So what happened, back-story. Most of you know that there have been a surge of these contests threads. Everyone did exactly as according to plan. EXACTLY.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkT4vAJnJls It went so according to plan it was not even a competition. I will get more into this later.

Back to back-story most of you (and those reading know) I magically created a harem, an anime harem. All of them are great, top-tier! BUT! No one knows that I actually started building my harem on the date this account was created (CRAZY!). Maybe I was a bad protagonists for a time (I do not believe so). A few harem members found out about my sordid past all of the debauchery affairs just came crashing down. To my worst nightmare my moderator harem member finds out (connections, make them).

She went, "nope!" BanHammer! *this is my story I can embellish it, she did not abuse her powers so we are clear*

I was banned on January 12. She gave me a chance to say some last words before this huge hiatus. I cast my final vote in avidreader's tournament and to my knowledge it was not counted or it was, I do not know. I said my goodbyes and off I go.

BTW Insomnist, the first, second, fourth and fifth rule about watching anime. DO NOT USE VLC! Use cccp.

So my journey begins. I was off crunchyroll this accursed site. I put on a tuxedo and hit the town indulging in more affairs having learned nothing. Everything went smoothly till the other tournament. I get this call from a good friend of mine saying something along the lines being of banned and stuff. I come back on. I checked some serious problems have taken place. The most difficult part of this was I have relations with everyone whether good or bad (mostly good). I am here trying reconcile everything. I get my guardians, my bros, my other bros, my enemies (I know who you are...). The reconciliation did not work.

Here is the bottom-line, you think you take the contests seriously. I do not believe people know the extent and lengths a certain group of individuals would go through just because calumny, vilify, denigrate, besmirch is mentioned. I will elaborate. 50 pages was written on the usage of certain programs. 10 excel sheets were created collecting data from the entire tournament. Statisticians were checking statisticians. Lawyers doing lawyer stuff. Round tables were sat at. EVERY SINGLE METICULOUS DETAIL WAS DISCUSSED. Ask zendude for more details.

There was a moment where we flew out of the country to a different country, just to log in, to prove innocence of the indignity shown. (check the ips)

We are in this country, Hong Kong, if you are wondering. I gave GoldTStar a call. People, this guy is a BRO. Where is my female vulpix with drought?????????????????????????????????????????

I call him out to Hong Kong we had a few drinks, we sat on more round tables in a jolly moment it was decided to drop the whole thing. All the hard work, gone. We got a drink out of it. GoldTStar and I are bros. Bros.

The affairs never stop, never! I had stuff to do so I parted ways with Gold. I found myself on a navel yard run by ciros. The guy removes me as captain, WTF! noob. And launches ships to fight other ships without any planning hoping it would work. This did not do so well in Kancolle, you lost a ship. The hidden episode no one saw was I removed ciros and assumed command there you have the finale, everyone comes back.

I am on my way back. A flying fu*king dragon comes out of nowhere calling herself "D" this is insdie jokes of inside jokes.

Everyone is a salty D. Fafnir is the cutest anime this season, hands down. here is some other news for you. Cross ange haters, cross ange has a higher rating than aldnoah zero s2. Speaking of AZ2 wtf was that ending? NTR'd? Magneto'd?

The funny part was I spoke with Slaine earlier. I literally said this to his face.



And Inaho...



Speaking of cute bears. I totally will not forgive bears.


I message everyone I knew and had to reconcile with everyone. I think it worked. My ban was lifted. The single most enjoyable thing about not having to worry about keeping up with affairs so they do not contend with each other was I had a chance to watch more anime. Which everyone should do. Finally after a long time I have actually spent a year of my life watching anime, not that is a good thing.

http://myanimelist.net/profile/AnimeKami

I would like to give credit to anyone reading this. It is not funny, it is gibberish and you should not enjoy it. It just so happens that my ban lift aligns with April 1st allowing me to create such slander. It is ok, I have been banned. If you ever want to break the rules, get banned before hand and you should have a bit of leeway. They cannot ban me again right?

Anyways, this is the April 1st thread on the most active part of the forums. God Knows you people need.


ps I still have more cr points than you who have been more active.

addendum:

AnimeKami
Anime Section - Crunchyroll Forums, http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumcategory-3/anime


Objective:

Anime Education:

Anime Experience:





Achievements:
Watch all available anime.

Prima Undine - Ph.D. in Sliceoflife-ology.

Are you a wizard
Pierce the HEAVENS!
Heart full of Love
Testosterone Storm
Archaeologist

Completionist - Never dropped an anime
The Collector - Seen over 1500 anime


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I love you. Welcome back. This was pretty cool.







Edit: And now onward to that 100,000 CR points. You lost a bit of time
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welcome back kamisama
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Kami sama! Hooray! Welcome back!
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Haha, welcome back. Salute.



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you're finally back \o/
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So did you conquer the moon yet?

Also welcome back

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HE has returned, praise the kami
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AnimeKami wrote:
Speaking of cute bears. I totally will not forgive bears.

I was just keeping your seat warm! You're welcome! (It's a pun, deal with it.)
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AK's back! Hey I've kinda dropped off the map since a couple of months ago and I'd like to think I'm coming back properly myself too. Good to have you around!

Here's something: why has my CR score not had it's monthly increase for like 8 months now?
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As a forum lurker I missed seeing your posts. Welcome Back
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TrueGoober wrote:

AK's back! Hey I've kinda dropped off the map since a couple of months ago and I'd like to think I'm coming back properly myself too. Good to have you around!

Here's something: why has my CR score not had it's monthly increase for like 8 months now?


I have the same problem :/
I should be up around 20000 CR points by now
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So you went to purgatory, beat up the devil, and now come back wroth with rancor to instil true terror into the ragtag group of teenage orphans who assaulted your wordly throne.

The greatest day the CR forums had ever known.....

But for AK, it was merely Tuesday!
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AnimeKami wrote:
SALUTATIONS!


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