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Post Reply [April Fool's] Cross Ange Second Season Anticipation and Dicussions
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Cross Ange Season 2: Cafe Ange




Synopsis


You saw Ange's country and people turn their backs on her. You saw Ange struggle through life as a Norma. You saw her being tormented by the stalker known as Embryo. It wasn't all bad though, she did have sexy time with Tusk! But anyways, Ange now faces her toughest challenge yet. You thought Embryo was bad!? Get ready for...disgruntled customers! Cross Ange returns in the Fall of 2015 with its second season. Watch as Ange attempts to run her own cafe!




Additional Information

Expected Premiere: Fall 2015
Original run: ???-???
Episode count: 13 Planned (As of now), OVA, Movie
Genre(s): Slice of Life, Ecchi

Opening: "GANGNAM STYLE" by PSY
Ending: "Baby Got Back!!" by Sir Mix-A-Lot

Director: Gen Urobuchi
Writer: Ichiei Ishibumi/Shawn Hacaga collaboration
Music: Hiroyuki Sawano
Studio(s): SHAFT, SUNRISE
Licensed: Crunchyroll
Network(s): TV Tokyo



Episode List

1. Welcome to Cafe Ange!
2. Do you have exquisite booze? Indeed we do, may I recommend the crotch shot?
3. Is this a maid cafe or a yuri maid cafe!?
4. No Tusk, we can't have sexy time at the cafe!
5. Hilda confesses her love! Ange has a harem!?
6. A rival appears! Sylvia opens up a cafe across the street!?
7. Cafe Fanservice - Sylvia knows what the people want!
8. Clothing Optional Weekends!? Cafe Ange's daring response!
9. Cafe Wars Intensifies!
10. It can't be...Embryo returns!? And he's stealing everyone's lingerie!?
11. Ange and Sylvia work together!? Embryo is an imposter!?
12. Cafe Ange + Fanservice is born!
13. SEXY TIME, COME ON!
14/OVA. Tusk is buff!? He's the stuff!? And the girls just can't get enough!? (Special manservice OVA for the ladies)
Movie (90 minutes): Cross Ange - Everyone you knew and loved is dead. This was all a dream!?





I'm really excited for the second season of Cross Ange! I mean, goodness! Running a cafe is hard work! I wonder if Ange could pull it off. Get HYPED people.



*If you read up to this point, then you've probably already guessed that there really isn't going to be a second season of Ange. Well, we can't know that for sure. But it's highly unlikely it'll focus solely on Cafe Ange. Probably. Hold on a minute. What? They want me to help write the second season of Cross Ange!? Well, I'll be. I guess we will be getting Cafe Ange after all! (We're really not) Admins and/or mods, I appreciate the hard work you do for CR. Feel free to lock this thread after April Fool's Day. At least let me have a day of fun with this thread.*
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I want to find those reviews for Cafe Ange again now...
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and how wrong they are?
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AnimeKami wrote:

and how wrong they are?


Have you seen them?

EDIT: Found them.



Tripadvisor reviews for "Cafe Ange"

Maria_P wrote:
Traumatic

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My husband complained that his coffee was cold and the waitress shot him in the face. Blood and brain matter splattered everywhere. My children are going to be in counselling for the rest of their lives. Now it turns out that no life insurance policy covers visits to Cafe Ange and we're all going to be out on the street by the end of the month.

Would not go back.


Darren_H wrote:
Bad attitude

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I don't expect perfection from wait staff. God knows I've done shifts myself and I know how hard it is. But back in my day, we used to call the customer "sir" or "ma'am". If you had a regular you knew, you might use their name after a while.

But you'd never call them "Filthy human maggots". Not to their faces, at least.


ilikeboobies wrote:
Nice "service", shame about the service

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Hot waitress chick completely flipped out and started killing customers execution style. Only survived because I sneaked out the back door while she was reloading.

Three stars cos she's got a great rack.
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Ewww...SHAFT. I'll pass.
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You should've put Sawano for music.
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Dicussions...oh! This must be fake! Kappa.
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I didn't expect Urobuchi to make the step towards directing so soon, but if it's quality work like this, I guess even he can't pass up the opportunity.
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> Cafe Ange

I'd watch this.
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Very funny .
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While I loved Cross Ange, cafe antics don't really have much appeal. I'd watch at least one episode though--and if they buff up Tusk and chain him naked to the kitchen stove...maaaaybe.
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Sexy time.
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LOL i guess many threads like these are gonna open today.
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The episode titles

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