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Posted 4/1/15
Definitely turn people into pancakes because, pancakes?? I really don't know
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Posted 4/1/15
Transform into a giant spider. That would be the closest to flying. The real question would be whether to change into a male or female spider. A life of possibly being eaten after copulating with a giant woman-spider or having to carry hundreds of giant baby human-spiders on your back or stuffing them all into a giant silk sac that you just knitted together out of your rear end... Choices, choices. Oh gosh, instead of being Attack of the Titans, it would become Attack of the Spider Titans. Just building giant walls wouldn't be enough in that case.
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Posted 4/1/15 , edited 4/1/15
The power to control probability. What's the probability of me having a billion dollars in my bank account? 0%, well now it's 100%. What's the probability of me getting a harem full of cute girls? 0%. Let's make it 10000%
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Posted 4/1/15 , edited 4/1/15
I'd like the power to play reed/string instruments. Brass is one thing, but if I could play an oboe like the world depended on it?

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Don't worry, humanity, I'll field the bassoon or the cello, whatever you need.
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Posted 4/1/15
I want the power to make people poop whenever I want them to
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Posted 4/1/15 , edited 4/1/15
I'd narrate Morgan Freeman's life using Morgan Freeman's voice
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Posted 4/1/15
Breath underwater like a fish and survive the depths of the ocean
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Posted 4/1/15

stoner789 wrote:


OshareCuPCakEe wrote:

Turn everything into chocolate because...well, I love chocolate.


would if you accidentally turned yourself into chocolate


That is...one of the things I did not think about. Damn it, now I feel stupid :c
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Posted 4/1/15

OshareCuPCakEe wrote:


stoner789 wrote:


OshareCuPCakEe wrote:

Turn everything into chocolate because...well, I love chocolate.


would if you accidentally turned yourself into chocolate


That is...one of the things I did not think about. Damn it, now I feel stupid :c


well you get the satisfaction of eating yourself out
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Posted 4/1/15
I would like to be able to read a dog's mind (mostly the one in my house ).
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Posted 4/2/15
Able to breathe under water like a fish. That would be pretty awesome.
Posted 4/2/15
Breathe underwater because get to go explore underwater w/out having to use scuba gear.
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Posted 4/2/15 , edited 4/2/15
Actually, I un-choose my chocolate touch power. I would get sick of chocolate.

I would like the underwater breathing ability. It would be so fun to just strap weights to my feet and go for a refreshing walk in the water at the beach. I would have to carry a strong light and find some means to repel sharks and other scary underwater creatures, though. The sea is a terrifying place.
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Posted 4/2/15
I probably would pick to be able to communicate with cats. I like cats.
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Posted 4/2/15

Astrometal wrote:

Breathing under water would be cool, especially since I can't swim.


For most people learning how to swim is the more accessible solution to drowning.
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