Post Reply [April Fool's] CERN researchers confirm existence of The Force
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Posted 4/1/15
Science has finally discovered the force!
This is groundbreaking. Who needs hoverboards when you can force jump


Researchers at the Large Hadron Collider just recently started testing the accelerator for running at the higher energy of 13 TeV, and already they have found new insights into the fundamental structure of the universe. Though four fundamental forces – the strong force, the weak force, the electromagnetic force and gravity – have been well documented and confirmed in experiments over the years, CERN announced today the first unequivocal evidence for the Force. “Very impressive, this result is,” said a diminutive green spokesperson for the laboratory.


http://home.web.cern.ch/about/updates/2015/04/cern-researchers-confirm-existence-force

Posted 4/1/15
Is this for real?
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Posted 4/1/15
April Fool's???
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There's nothing suspicious about this at all. I totally believe this.
Posted 4/1/15

PeripheralVisionary wrote:

Is this for real?


Yep the two physicists from the article, Kenobi and Dave Vader, are totally real.
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Posted 4/1/15
Its a fucking April fools joke. Here the link to the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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We shall measure this new force in Fig units in honor of Fig Newton, the best fruit produced by the Large Hadron Collider. On a side note you should totally try those in the microwave.
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I really want to believe. I REALLY WANT TO BELIEVE.
BUT IT'S APRIL FOOL'S DAY. I DON'T TRUST ANYTHING.
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May the force be with u. Its been a while that someone actually got me with the rick rolled vid lol
Posted 4/1/15 , edited 4/1/15

mistletain wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:

Is this for real?


Yep the two physicists from the article, Kenobi and Dave Vader, are totally real.


I actually met Dave Vader the other day. Nice chap.
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mistletain wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:

Is this for real?


Yep the two physicists from the article, Kenobi and Dave Vader, are totally real.


I've been following Kenobi's work for millennia, can confirm.
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Posted 4/1/15
Seems legit. Ben Kenobi and Dave Vader don't sound suspicious at all.
Posted 4/2/15

Lowlights wrote:


mistletain wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:

Is this for real?


Yep the two physicists from the article, Kenobi and Dave Vader, are totally real.


I've been following Kenobi's work for millennia, can confirm.


Yeah his work is legendary.
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Posted 4/2/15
I actually missed this. Nice attempt.
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