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I have a lot of these since I've worked at a number of hotels. Here's a hilarious exchange.

Guest: "Can you tell me if I can drive to Catalina Island from here? I also want to get back here by 7 for dinner."
Me: "Sir, you can't get there by car. You have to take a boat or ferry."
Guest: "Why? I heard it's not far."
Me: "The island is several miles offshore and there are no bridges."
Guest: "Well, tell me what to do to drive there so I can get back by 7."
Me: "The boarding area is about 20 miles from here, there will be heavy traffic, and the trip to the island takes a while. It is 3:30 right now so I don't think it would be worth it to go and come back so soon even it was possible."
Guest: "Just give me the driving directions there."
Me: "Sir, it is impossible to drive to Catalina Island."
Guest: "Why?"
Me: "It is an island. It is surrounded by the sea."
Guest: "So I can't drive there?"
Me: "You cannot drive to Catalina Island."



Vaccine deniers also say ridiculous things in general. Share your stories!
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Friend: how do you spell "who?" w-o-h right?"
Me: j-just kill yourself now please.

Who the duck does not know how to spell "who" like wtf kind of question is that!
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Audien wrote:

Friend: how do you spell "who?" w-o-h right?"
Me: j-just kill yourself now please.

Who the duck does not know how to spell "who" like wtf kind of question is that!


I've seen some incredible spelling errors.

Bight = Bite
80HD = ADHD
Colon = Cologne
Soared = Sword
Crane = Crayon
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When people are trying to one up me and I'm all....

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Audien wrote:

Friend: how do you spell "who?" w-o-h right?"
Me: j-just kill yourself now please.

Who the duck does not know how to spell "who" like wtf kind of question is that!


who the *uck uses duck in place of *uck (replace * with f, not d)
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America is the land of the free.
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"The Bubonic Plague was a virus, since their medicine didn't work on it"

"Making tea is a chemical change, since you can't get it back to their original state"

"It's been two weeks and our seeds haven't grown yet, but your papers are still due next class"


-all by my bio teacher...
Posted 4/1/15
Nurse: Can you help with 198 with shaving?
Coworker: No, I am too uncomfortable doing that...
Nurse: It's just his face? It's in your scope of practice.
Coworker: No.

How in the fuck you gonna refuse when it's in our job description to do that? That is like easy stuff compared to having to do a total bath and peri care?....... Anyways, I ended up doing it because like the good employee I am, I like helping out the RN's. Was about ready to flip tables and cuss her out.
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Coworker : "Obama invented the electoral college to win the 2012 election."
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My little brother texted me one night:

Him: "Yo, I have the best idea."
Me: "What?"
Him: "Let's meet up with the lads, go to the beach, and take shrooms."
Me: "Wtf?"

We're still planning it xD
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Shrooms aren't that bad. Just make sure you're around people you trust and don't take too many.


"Condoms don't work if you're not a virgin."
"C-sections are immoral. Everything is better when natural."
"Why do you need a deposit? No other hotel asks for them. You can trust me."
"It's okay. If I mix an upper and a downer, I'll just return to normal."
"I know your lab equipment was leaking but I still have to take off points since your results were inaccurate."
"You can sue for food poisoning? Who does that?"
"Earth isn't millions or billions of years old. It's 2015 years old."
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TripleBakaKimidori wrote:

"The Bubonic Plague was a virus, since their medicine didn't work on it"

"Making tea is a chemical change, since you can't get it back to their original state"

"It's been two weeks and our seeds haven't grown yet, but your papers are still due next class"


-all by my bio teacher...


....who hired that teacher? How do they still have a job?
Posted 4/1/15

PhantomGundam wrote:

America is the land of the free.


its all a lie
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GreatLordBalzak wrote:


TripleBakaKimidori wrote:

"The Bubonic Plague was a virus, since their medicine didn't work on it"

"Making tea is a chemical change, since you can't get it back to their original state"

"It's been two weeks and our seeds haven't grown yet, but your papers are still due next class"


-all by my bio teacher...


....who hired that teacher? How do they still have a job?


Yeah...our science department is lacking a bit...
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TripleBakaKimidori wrote:

"The Bubonic Plague was a virus, since their medicine didn't work on it"

"Making tea is a chemical change, since you can't get it back to their original state"

"It's been two weeks and our seeds haven't grown yet, but your papers are still due next class"


-all by my bio teacher...


You have the worst teacher.
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