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"Parasyte is the greatest anime ever"
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Me: "Insects are animals, so--"
Guy: "Wait. No they're not."
Me: "What? Yes. Insects are animals. They move, reproduce, eat--"
Guy: "That can't be right. They're definitely not animals."
Me: "I've been studying insects for most of my life. I can tell you with absolute certainty that they are animals."
Guy: "No. They're too different. How can you explain that?"
Me: "The most obvious difference is that they have exoskeletons, meaning their skeletons are on the outside."
Guy: "Yeah, maybe so but that doesn't prove anything."
Me: "I don't understand. That's just how they are. Crabs and lobsters have exoskeletons also. Do you think they are not animals?"
Guy: "No, crabs and lobsters are animals."
Me: "Did you know insects are arthropods and they are related to crabs and lobsters?"
Guy: "That can't be right since they aren't animals."
Me: "Well, fine, what do you think they are, then? Are insects plants? Are they minerals?"
Guy: "I don't know but I know they aren't animals."
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You'll endure plenty in retail.

I work at Walgreens, there is a limit to how much cash a customer can get back. The customer can get five, ten, or twenty dollars back only nothing less or more. We can also do change for a five, ten, or twenty as well. It never fails getting a customer that wants a change for a hundred dollar bill or a hundred dollars cash back. Then some of them get upset when you tell them they can't.

Customer: Since I use my credit card, can I get cash back?

Me: Sure. You can only get five, ten, or twenty back.

Customer: Well, I want one hundred dollar bill.

Me: I'm sorry but I can't do that.

Customer: Why not?

Me: You're only allowed a five, ten, or twenty dollar bill back. If you want a hundred dollar bill, you'd have to keep purchasing more items, to get a hundred in twenties. Plus the register only allows five, ten, or twenty cash back.

Customer: I want a hundred dollar bill. Don't you have at least fifties?

Me: No we do not. I can't give you fifties either.

Customer: There's a Walgreens in Brooklyn that actually give you a hundred dollar bill back! Don't all Walgreens do the exact same?

Me: I'm sorry but this store doesn't do that.

Customer: Fine! I'll get some more twenties!


She was upset and annoyed the hell out of me too.

That is the only thing I can think of for now.
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"How much is the stuff on the dollar menu?"

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Major Christmas cleaning~
Mom: Get your *ss out here and clean the walls
Me: *smacks lips and cleans the walls*
Mom: What's taking you so long!? Hurry up and clean the bathrooms!
Me: that's the boys bathroom... man...
Mom: Go set up the Christmas lights on the roof!
Me: how I can't even get up there
Mom: Find one.

I ended up using my trampoline to get up there and an hour later my dad comes home. With a ladder. The decorations looked nice though!
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Them: "Do you believe man has landed on the moon?"
Me: "Yes."
Them "Then can you explain to me why man hasn't landed on the Sun?"
I didn't tell him about (Insert ethnic group) ill fated expedition that tried that at night.
Posted 4/2/15 , edited 4/15/15
"Vegetarian" girl who doesn't eat meat because she "loves" animals saying "it's okay to eat fish because fish don't have feelings."
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Hi guys!

I work for an ISP in Canada and this is just 1 story ..

Customer: "I haven't used the internet this month and you charged me for it, so you are now going to credit me for 3 months of service!"
Me: "No?"
Customer: "What is your problem? I didn't use the service so it's inconvenient that you charged me for it so you now owe me!! "
Me: "So you're telling me that if your renting an apartment and don't use it for a month, you're expecting the landlord to not charge you AND give you 3 months of rent back?"
Customer: "Yes"
Me: "... ... ..."

Yes, this is a true story and yes, this is what I deal with on a daily basis.

YAY ME!
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Ozak wrote:

Hi guys!

I work for an ISP in Canada and this is just 1 story ..

Customer: "I haven't used the internet this month and you charged me for it, so you are now going to credit me for 3 months of service!"
Me: "No?"
Customer: "What is your problem? I didn't use the service so it's inconvenient that you charged me for it so you now owe me!! "
Me: "So you're telling me that if your renting an apartment and don't use it for a month, you're expecting the landlord to not charge you AND give you 3 months of rent back?"
Customer: "Yes"
Me: "... ... ..."

Yes, this is a true story and yes, this is what I deal with on a daily basis.

YAY ME!


Good lord. I'm always surprised that there are people like that no matter how many times I see things like this.


Guest: "I demand to know why you didn't return my deposit. You can't just charge my card and steal money from me."
Me: "We kept the deposit because the room was a mess when housekeeping went to clean it. We also have a no pet policy and you brought a dog into the room."
Guest: "No I didn't. They're lying."
Me: "You stayed in the room for 3 days and nearly the entire housekeeping department was aware you brought a dog because they were afraid to provide daily room service with a barking dog inside the room."
Guest: "That still doesn't give you a right to take my money. I demand that you return my deposit or else I'm calling the police."
Me: "You allowed us to authorize your credit card and also signed the registration card with our terms on it when you rented the room."
Guest: "That's outrageous. $400 for bringing a dog?"
Me: "You also poured juice all over the mattress and left broken glass pipes all over the room."
Guest: "So? You didn't tell me I couldn't leave the room dirty."
Me: "This isn't just leaving the room dirty. You left actual damage. And you also used the bathroom towels to clean your car. We have to do deep cleaning, replace the towels, and possibly even replace the mattress."
Guest: "I didn't give you permission to actually take the deposit, though. You need to return it to me."
Me: "I'm sorry but I can't do that."
Guest: "That's discrimination. You're just giving me a hard time cuz I'm black."
Me: "No, I'm giving you a hard time because you destroyed the room. I could show the police your ID and have them see what drugs were in those glass pipes you were smoking but I'm not going to. You're actually lucky I'm just going to keep the deposit and not do more."
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"I can't teach you how to play a game because you'd gain the advantage and I'll lose."

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I'm hanging out with my cousin (she's like the sister I never had ), and we decide to go for a jog one evening. I'm waiting in the kitchen, while my cousin is upstairs, and then I hear my aunt tell her 'be careful with him, okay?, tell me if he does something.' I was sorta shocked and angry, but I was able to keep my cool. Me and my cousin always hung out, ever since we were little kids, and everybody knows that I'm that type of person, so, that really pissed me off.
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Reading this topic makes me happy that I'm way too shy to work as customer service.
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Santera wrote:


pirththee wrote:

A co-worker,"Unicorns are and were real".



You are so mean. With genetic splicing, we can still hope!

I hope they grant wishes and run on rainbows....


Santera


Okay, wishes and rainbows it is.Then I won't tell you about how it's a metaphoric embodiment of medieval allegories or what that horn really represents.
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pirththee wrote:


Santera wrote:


pirththee wrote:

A co-worker,"Unicorns are and were real".



You are so mean. With genetic splicing, we can still hope!

I hope they grant wishes and run on rainbows....


Santera


Okay, wishes and rainbows it is.Then I won't tell you about how it's a metaphoric embodiment of medieval allegories or what that horn really represents.


Or that unicorns were said to be attracted to virgin girls.
Posted 4/2/15
A prostitute ask me and my cousin to have sex with her.

In a public place and busy street, in front of a pizzeria and with police officers nearby.

I just proceed to move the hell out of there.

She was the most obvious jail bait I have seen.

And I know this make me a bit of asshole but she was ugly as fuck. Why will she think I will or my cousin say yes to her in that situation ?

My cousin ask me to leave my house so he can have sex with his girlfriend. Temperature out side is below 30 and there raining on stop of it.

Dad friend tries to make me paid for DVD that was already broken even thou I only use once and a very long time have pass since I touch it.

Ask to be use to put make up by every female cousin I meet. And then do my hair and put it on Facebook.

People telling me about their sex problems and going into very deep details while I try to eat

People telling me dirty secrets even thou I never ask to know

Being ask for ID every time I go to buy something mature even thou I have a beard

Girl telling me why they hate man and then asking for my opinion even thou they say, they don't care what a man says

Being ask why human can't breath in space There no oxygen. but why can they breath on space

Girl saying guy bathroom are dirty than girls to only later on the day the girl have huge diarrhea on the bathroom, and unable to use it for days.

Being ask to walk in the cold and snow storm to buy food even thou the car is nearby.

People I don't know telling me weird shit and spend 2 hours or more there even thou I when
just to get a book in the cold !

Somebody leaving the their condom on from of my TV and then telling me I am gay for just getting rid of it

Girls that say she a lesbian because she hate guy even thou she have sex with a guy regularly

Complaining about being fat and then eating a steak

Parent saying their child is innocent even thou he just ask me about sex and he want to have sex, and use the F word more times than R rate movie.




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