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I love malt liquor and I drink 40s all the time. It's really one of my favorite beverages, and I prefer it over most of these so called, "Craft brews"

I don't need no craft brew, that expensive beer can fuck off, just get me a forty and a four loko

It's hard to pick favorties cause I love them all, but currently, it's Hurricane. However, I do love Colt 45. That's good shit.
Now, I used to say, "Old English 800"
but those dumbass's decided to make them these plastic bottles. Plastic? Does this look like Gatorade you idiots? It doesn't get as cold as glass. I like my 40s ice cold.
I wanna know which dumbass all of a sudden thought, "Let's use plastic bottles"

I mean, I like the widemouth bottles, those are cool. But still... it's a bitch to get them super cold. What were they thinking... Fortunately, I do find the glass Old English 800s from time to time. They're rare though.

So... what kind of malt liquor do you drink? Or are you a pussy who can't handle hobo beer?
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So... what kind of malt liquor do you drink? Or are you a pussy who can't handle hobo beer?


I haven't had a Mickeys in five years. I am a pussy who would rather drink a craft IPA, and thankfully I make that kind of money now.

Mad Dog and Mickeys are legendary, but if you're drinking Sol or Keystone Ice, you've missed the point.

I decided a long time ago that I'd rather fork over the extra money for two forties of beer than mess with that fortified garbage. It's the same reason I stopped drinking grain-alcohol based vodka, whiskey, and rum. Six years ago I was into Everclear.

It's not that I'm above it, it's that it doesn't do your body right.
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silversongwriter wrote:

So... what kind of malt liquor do you drink? Or are you a pussy who can't handle hobo beer?


I haven't had a Mickeys in five years. I am a pussy who would rather drink a craft IPA, and thankfully I make that kind of money now.

Mad Dog and Mickeys are legendary, but if you're drinking Sol or Keystone Ice, you've missed the point.

I decided a long time ago that I'd rather fork over the extra money for two forties of beer than mess with that fortified garbage. It's the same reason I stopped drinking grain-alcohol based vodka, whiskey, and rum. Six years ago I was into Everclear.

It's not that I'm above it, it's that it doesn't do your body right.


Ah man... It's been such a while since I drank mickeys. That stuff is awesome
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I used to do Mickeys now and then, OE800, Schlitz, Colt .45 and this stuff called Brew 900 (they don't make it any more)....

I've drank the gamut of beer and malt liquor from the barley-pop fizzy of Miller 64 to various craft brews that were around 8%...... I've pussied out a bit lately, Miller High Life seems to be the thing.... It tastes like Corona and it's basically just barley-pop. Most importantly it's dirt cheap, $7.38 for a half-rack (12)...

I might go and get me some Malt liquor again though... one of the things I liked about most all of them was that they were smooth. It's getting to be a spendy thing to drink lately, better beers are over $7 a sixer and that's just wrong... I remember when a half-rack of Rainier was only $4 and the first six-pack of Corona I had was only about $2.50... Money grubbing assholes making our brew too expensive to drink.

I think I can still get a 40 of OE 800 for about $3....

I guess my favorite was Mickey's
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I used to do Mickeys now and then, OE800, Schlitz, Colt .45 and this stuff called Brew 900 (they don't make it any more)....

I've drank the gamut of beer and malt liquor from the barley-pop fizzy of Miller 64 to various craft brews that were around 8%...... I've pussied out a bit lately, Miller High Life seems to be the thing.... It tastes like Corona and it's basically just barley-pop. Most importantly it's dirt cheap, $7.38 for a half-rack (12)...

I might go and get me some Malt liquor again though... one of the things I liked about most all of them was that they were smooth. It's getting to be a spendy thing to drink lately, better beers are over $7 a sixer and that's just wrong... I remember when a half-rack of Rainier was only $4 and the first six-pack of Corona I had was only about $2.50... Money grubbing assholes making our brew too expensive to drink.

I think I can still get a 40 of OE 800 for about $3....

I guess my favorite was Mickey's


If you like smoothness, get some King Cobra. However, it's not quite as smooth as Mickeys, but it's good shit.
Goes good with a blunt

Also, 3 dollars for Old English? Damn.....
Where I live it's like a dollar and something. But shit... muthafuckin' Colt 45 be like 2 dollars nowadays. I remember when it was a dollar and like 60 cents or 30 cents
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silversongwriter wrote:


morechunch wrote:


silversongwriter wrote:

So... what kind of malt liquor do you drink? Or are you a pussy who can't handle hobo beer?


I haven't had a Mickeys in five years. I am a pussy who would rather drink a craft IPA, and thankfully I make that kind of money now.

Mad Dog and Mickeys are legendary, but if you're drinking Sol or Keystone Ice, you've missed the point.

I decided a long time ago that I'd rather fork over the extra money for two forties of beer than mess with that fortified garbage. It's the same reason I stopped drinking grain-alcohol based vodka, whiskey, and rum. Six years ago I was into Everclear.

It's not that I'm above it, it's that it doesn't do your body right.


Ah man... It's been such a while since I drank mickeys. That stuff is awesome


If you're gonna screw with it, it's time to get into Tom Waits.

At least that's how it happened to me, and I'm very thankful for it.
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silversongwriter wrote:


GrateSaiyaman wrote:

I used to do Mickeys now and then, OE800, Schlitz, Colt .45 and this stuff called Brew 900 (they don't make it any more)....

I've drank the gamut of beer and malt liquor from the barley-pop fizzy of Miller 64 to various craft brews that were around 8%...... I've pussied out a bit lately, Miller High Life seems to be the thing.... It tastes like Corona and it's basically just barley-pop. Most importantly it's dirt cheap, $7.38 for a half-rack (12)...

I might go and get me some Malt liquor again though... one of the things I liked about most all of them was that they were smooth. It's getting to be a spendy thing to drink lately, better beers are over $7 a sixer and that's just wrong... I remember when a half-rack of Rainier was only $4 and the first six-pack of Corona I had was only about $2.50... Money grubbing assholes making our brew too expensive to drink.

I think I can still get a 40 of OE 800 for about $3....

I guess my favorite was Mickey's


If you like smoothness, get some King Cobra. However, it's not quite as smooth as Mickeys, but it's good shit.
Goes good with a blunt

Also, 3 dollars for Old English? Damn.....
Where I live it's like a dollar and something. But shit... muthafuckin' Colt 45 be like 2 dollars nowadays. I remember when it was a dollar and like 60 cents or 30 cents


Ohhh YeaH... I forgot about King Cobra .... I could do that too....

They tax the crap out of booze around here....
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Eons ago when I drank it was Colt .45.
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Four Loko always gets me loko.
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I'm more of a spirits person, but I have enjoyed a Dark Lord from time to time.
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I used to do the malt liquor thing when I cared more about the alcohol percentage to dollar ratio, but nowadays I'd rather drink really tasty stuff and preferably not get a buzz because it ruins my CounterStrike playing. Also if I'm going cheap there's really good bourbon options in the states. Anyway, my favorite is something called Natty Daddy. The black can of Steel Reserve isn't too bad, either.
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I'm not big on malt liquor since I don't actively seek them out. I usually go for dark beers (porters and stouts) and I don't really care what it is as long as it tastes like liquid shadow. If it tastes like roasted chocolate and dark red wine, I'm good and I'll drink that. Not a fan of lighter stuff and I can't stand IPAs and sour ales.
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silversongwriter wrote:

I love malt liquor and I drink 40s all the time. It's really one of my favorite beverages, and I prefer it over most of these so called, "Craft brews"

I don't need no craft brew, that expensive beer can fuck off, just get me a forty and a four loko

It's hard to pick favorties cause I love them all, but currently, it's Hurricane. However, I do love Colt 45. That's good shit.
Now, I used to say, "Old English 800"
but those dumbass's decided to make them these plastic bottles. Plastic? Does this look like Gatorade you idiots? It doesn't get as cold as glass. I like my 40s ice cold.
I wanna know which dumbass all of a sudden thought, "Let's use plastic bottles"

I mean, I like the widemouth bottles, those are cool. But still... it's a bitch to get them super cold. What were they thinking... Fortunately, I do find the glass Old English 800s from time to time. They're rare though.

So... what kind of malt liquor do you drink? Or are you a pussy who can't handle hobo beer?


ARE YOU F--KING SERIOUS?!!!

Just because I can handle that piss-water called cheap ass Malt Liquor doesn't mean I want to drink it.

Give me a nice craft beer any day of the week, as I ENJOY the taste!

Now If I just want to get shit-faced on the cheap, then I would consider the crap you listed!
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Lagavulin. A single malt whisky from Islay with a briney, iodine malt with a long smokey and peppery finish. The first time you try it you think your throat has been drycleaned, the second sip and it's bad medicine, the third is not so bad and then the rest is an epic journey of complex flavours.

It's a masterpiece!
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I really dont like malt liquor.
The ratio of how bad it taste to how drunk it makes u isn't big enough
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