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Post Reply How many butts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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It must be a very talented butt if it can screw in a lightbulb.

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Two cheeks= one butt? Just one.... IF you are talking about a human butt....

NOw IF you are talking about a pork butt http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_butt if it's boneless, just one. Bone in? That's a tricky proposition....

NoW iF you are Talking about BUtt roLLs http://www.recycle.net/specs/gr120160.html?affilid=100029 . . . . it would depend on how long the core is and what diameter the core is and how much paper is left on the butt roll..... If you can stick your arm all the way through it; just one.... IF not; two possibly more.....

Any other types of butts would require more research and deliberation....

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This thread made my day.
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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw your butt?
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Harborcoat wrote:

This is the Spider-Butt thread now.



Only Spider-Man, butts, and Spider-Man's butt from here on out.


Quoting this to ensure that it's passed on the second page because it is very, very important.
Posted 4/16/15

Harborcoat wrote:

How many light bulbs can you screw into a butt?


LOL I think only the screw cap would fit...
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Dunno. Ask Tina.
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My anaconda don't.
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Akage-chan wrote:



Dunno. Ask Tina.


Tina nananana yeah

lol, sorry. Got that Fuze ODG song in my head now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_pbBkXQg20
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Well, if ya squeeze tight enough, I'm sure it's possible.
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what happen to using hands?
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who let the Gorilla in here?!
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zero1200 wrote:

what happen to using hands?


SomeHoboOffTheStreet comes from an alternate reality where people have butts where their hands should be, and hands where their butts should be. The cool thing is it looks like you're letting out a Kamehameha blast of poop when you go number two.
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Harborcoat wrote:


zero1200 wrote:

what happen to using hands?


SomeHoboOffTheStreet comes from an alternate reality where people have butts where their hands should be, and hands where their butts should be. The cool thing is it looks like you're letting out a Kamehameha blast of poop when you go number two.


(*≧▽≦)ノシ)) --- that's literally so disgusting that it's hilarious ^^
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