The Quotes of Haruhi Suzumiya...
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...Yeah...Sooooooooooooo...I'll start...

Kyon: "Due to Asahina-san engaging me in lower-body exercises, I'm about to lose it and she has taken my ability to move, so i can't escape."

Kyon: "She must have been born dumb."

Kyon: "Sorry, to be honest, I can't get enough of that outfit. My passion is running wild."

Kyon: "Ponytails turn me on."


...What?.....Kyon is the one that says the most darnest things....


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P.S....Someone is forcing me to type, I'm being black-mailed, HELP...........Also, I like pie...
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Kyon for the win
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Posted 4/6/08
I'll the quote with Asahina's name.
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i collected some from the light novels. i posted this too on another haruhi group haha

Some people mumbled their way through it, a few had some pretty interesting introductions, while some tried to tell lame jokes that lowered the room's temperature by a substantial degree. - Kyon

......Hey, Haruhi! You've become a god already, oh my god! (Pun intended.) - Kyon

A normal high schooler who accidentally pressed a button that activated a time bomb, and is now being forced to carry that bomb around like a moron - that's me. - Kyon

As this Oolong tea was made by the gods, it must be as sweet as all the heavenly elixirs combined. - Kyon

I cannot completely convey this in words, and there may be discrepancies in the transmission of data. -Yuki

I'll give you a smaller sentence, go run ten laps around the school field naked and shout 'I'm being chased by little green men!' - Haruhi

Now let me set the record straight, I am an absolutely normal heterosexual male. My preference for "the same team" weighs less than that of a humming bird, in other words, it's non-existent. Whether subconsciously or unconsciously, my preference has been "straight". See? Aren't I right? My body would go hot just thinking about Asahina-san. If Koizumi had called me saying such stuff, I would've hung up already. By the way, I'm not bisexual either. Do I make myself clear? - Kyon

Classified information. - Yuki <~~Yes, she said it also.

And Kyon also appears to be more retarded than normal as he did not realise spring has already arrived.
- Haruhi
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heads will roll ^^
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"Amazing that was exactly one thousand" ~Itsuki

"It's amazing you actually kept count" XD ~Kyon

"Your face is really close what do you want"~Kyon
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Oh and my all-time favorite

"super size me!" ~ Kyon
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The funniest quote ever to be quoted...

"Super Size Me!" ~Kyon
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"They say good things come to those who wait. But I've grown tired of waiting....."-Haruhi
or something like that, from the anime....
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24 / at "ValKai" dude XD
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Posted 10/17/08

Kureme_Notomashi wrote:

The funniest quote ever to be quoted...

"Super Size Me!" ~Kyon


i agree :))
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