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The Art of Girls Licking Doorknobs
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Posted 4/18/15 , edited 4/23/15
aha, girl is licking the doorknob. then suddenly, *someone opens door open* and breaks the girls teeth out.
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thanks, now i know that i need to wear gloves and carry around a can of lysol when i go to japan
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It looks like they are auditioning for opening up new doors for their futures.
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I must be getting old because this just sound strange and gross
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M / Planet Earth
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"Remember licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets." -Spongebob
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>tfw no door nob licking gf

In all seriousness this is actually pretty funny.
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"there can't be lewd things with doorknobs"
>rule 34

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humanity's ability to sexulize anything is impressive.
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^ lol


It makes me want to rig my doorknob with a wall outlet and pay a guy to do this.
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This is why the birthrate is so low. People rather get with doorknobs
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Kaeru69 wrote:

Next thing you know, they'll have a group of people defending it and saying, "they're just like us, but with different interests. Believe in them, these people are not the wrong, but they are those who have the right on what to do with there PATHETIC, FUCKING LIVES"


It's TUMBLR BITCH!

#fuckofftumblr
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There's a fetish for everything
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Slob on my knob. Like corn on the cob. Check in with me. And do your job. Lay on the bed. And gimme ...

<--- actual lyrics from 1999
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Posted 4/18/15 , edited 4/23/15
But germs.
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So this is a thing... For fuck sake...
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