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Kneel down and kiss my hand.
Posted 4/19/15 , edited 4/19/15
I'm bored so I've decided I'm starting a cult Swedish Massage parlor/open bar. What you do is get down on one knee and kiss my hand and swear eternal fealty to me, then after drinking a cup of my blood, shout, Long live the queen!

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Edit: This thread is just for fun.
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Have you stock pilled your blood in preparation of this event?
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Posted 4/19/15
@sir_jamesalot lol
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Posted 4/19/15
My loyalty lays with the Pope
Dude is so cool that kings and queens kiss his hand
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Only if it comes with benefits and paid vacations.
Posted 4/19/15 , edited 4/19/15

Sir_jamesalot wrote:

Have you stock pilled your blood in preparation of this event?


Yes, in my willing followers who wish to become immortal. Mass drinking of my blood isn't allowed in which exsanguination is more likely. Now, down.


HuastecoOtaku wrote:

My loyalty lays with the Pope
Dude is so cool that kings and queens kiss his hand


The pope has my devotion. Separation of church and state. This vamp cult is a catholic non-religious cult-state, the first ever of its kind. . Immortality until we die, for then our bodies are no longer immortal, only our spirits!


saberfan94 wrote:

Only if it comes with benefits and paid vacations.


Of course. You can have all the sick days you wish.
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ErnieBC19821982 wrote:

@sir_jamesalot lol


do not laugh at our knight
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Dark_Childe wrote:
Of course. You can have all the sick days you wish.


Count me in then.
Posted 4/19/15
I'm already a member of an awful lot of cults, so until one is Waco'd I couldn't possibly join yours.
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everybody needs Jesus!
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PaperLord wrote:

everybody needs Jesus!


Spoken like a True Believer.

I'd have more followers if I left the cult part out. lol.
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Posted 4/19/15
Substitute "cult" with "Swedish massage parlor" or "open bar" and I'll consider it.
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Dark_Childe wrote:


ErnieBC19821982 wrote:

@sir_jamesalot lol


do not laugh at our knight


OK, I'll join your cause.
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I'll go first:
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!
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