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i'll think back to my human days where the sight of brains makes me want to puke.
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Problem of a Bottomless Pit

Feed me more
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Posted 5/3/15
Kill me. I ain't got time for eating people.
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Posted 5/3/15
I'm weak sauce. I'd probably give in if I haven't killed myself first.
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qualeshia3 wrote:

Kill me. I ain't got time for eating people.


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Posted 5/3/15

kimchino wrote:


qualeshia3 wrote:

Kill me. I ain't got time for eating people.




Thank you!
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I would eat people, possibly start a zombie harem. Want to see if there is a difference between how male and females taste.(Maybe difference in the taste of flesh depending on age).
But in the First place, I wouldn't be infected, because I would be the Leader of a Harem of Zombie apocalypse survives. I would be the ultimate Parkourist.
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Posted 5/3/15
I feel like this could be the start up of a corny Hollywood movie about a vegetarian zombie who finds love...

Wait... isn't that already a movie? Something similar?

On a serious note, I have gone for 3 days without food, so I could go for that long as a zombie... my question is... Zombies are dead, so they don't digest, metabolize or anything right? Can't we just go and not eat your next door neighbors for a light brunch?
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Posted 5/3/15
Is the urge to eat a necessity to survive as a zombie? Would I retain my intellect? I would deem this a fantastic opportunity to get a spaceship and do exploration of other planets. Given time one would think technology would advance enough that the zombie me could have a clone made and memories downloaded.

I don't know if I could resist. I have a hard time not eating ice cream placed before me. Thus needing an environment, aka a spaceship, to remove temptations.
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Posted 5/4/15 , edited 5/4/15
Do I get enhanced strength, durability and stuff? If not, I'd still try to eat people, but I guess I wouldn't have much success in doing so.
What about retaining my intelligence?
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Posted 5/4/15
First I would gently take out my brain and hide it away in a chest and bury it on a remote island. Then I would eat like it was a buffet and conquer the world.
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Posted 5/4/15
I'd probably eat animals. Try to convince friends and family (assuming that they survived) that I'm myself, even though I'm a zombie.
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Posted 5/4/15
I'd probably eat all the mcdonalds if I could as a zombie to prevent others from eating there.
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Posted 5/25/15
you would have unlimited energy. so i would travel the world on foot eating people. seeing what different races taste like
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Posted 5/25/15
well, first thing id do is eat the vegitarians first. just cus.
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