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Would you buy a Japanese Painful Toilet?
Posted 5/7/15

Japan’s poop lovers take pooping to the next level with “painful” toilets

We don’t spend much of our day on the toilet, but the overall cleanliness or ambience of the restroom makes those couple of minutes either pure bliss or complete torture. If you had a choice, obviously you would prefer to take a dump in a nice, cleanly environment, wouldn’t you?

To create the most conducive environment for one of life’s most important businesses, some decorate their restrooms with flowers, and some even leave a mini library of books and magazines in there. The Japan Unko Society, however, has a “painful” toilet fully decorated with anime-style characters!


We’ve seen many instances of vehicles painted with anime characters, commonly known as itasha (which literally translates to “painful car”), and plenty of other things decorated in the same fashion, such as snowboards, rooms and nails. But ita-toilets? That’s a first.

Before we even get into that, did you even know that Japan has a poop society? Unko means poo in Japanese, and the Japan Unko Society is on a mission to educate the population about all things poop-related, including the benefits of stool examination. It is said a multitude of health conditions, such as digestive problems and even colon cancer, can be identified through stool analysis. Just like any health checkups, taking the stool test regularly can be useful in detecting health changes and nipping any diseases in the bud before they complicate.

Last week, at the Niconico Chokaigi, an annual convention organized by Japan’s largest video sharing website Niconico Douga, the Japan Unko Society graced their event booth with their glorious ita-toilet in an attempt to reach out to the crowds.

They even provided free stool examination services at their booth to raise awareness towards the importance of checking your bowels. It’s hard to imagine anyone going to such an event with the intention of getting their feces tested, but having a toilet bowl sitting in the middle of your booth is probably quite the attraction if you ask us.

The characters featured on the decorated poop throne are original characters from their very own UnColle (Unko Collection), and are meant to be personified versions of bacteria that live in our intestines. Thank goodness they’re not poop people.

The characters sure look cute, but right now we don’t know what is weirder, bacteria girls, a toilet bowl decorated with bacteria girls, or the fact that a poop society exists to begin with.





What do you think about this ?
Will you buy one ?
Is this normal ?
So are those waifus literally shit?
Would you let somebody check your shit ?

I don't know where to even begin but I kind of want to buy the anime toilet.

Links. http://en.rocketnews24.com/2015/05/06/japans-poop-lovers-take-pooping-to-the-next-level-with-painful-toilets/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQK_BEaf170
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i like the girl's design on the left with the hair bow
also i'd steal that toilet seat
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What do you think about this ?

WTF?

Will you buy one ?

Nope.

Is this normal ?

LMAO. Japan. Normal. Good one!

So are those waifus literally shit?

I guess they are now...

Would you let somebody check your shit ?

Not unless they're a doctor and there's reason to believe checking my stool would help figure out whatever I have in me. Even so, it's still embarrassing having someone else digging in your shit.

The weirdness of Japanese products (and commercials) never ceases to entertain me.


On second thought, I wouldn't mind having a Jason (Tokyo Ghoul) toilet just so I can shit on him.
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I can understand the educative part of having regular health examinations as a lot of ailments can be found in the feces, and you can indeed leave it to Japan to make a show around it.

The thing that catches my attention the most however is that I know the left guy in the picture in the middle and I've met the right guy on several occasions.
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George_z wrote:

I can understand the educative part of having regular health examinations as a lot of ailments can be found in the feces, and you can indeed leave it to Japan to make a show around it.

The thing that catches my attention the most however is that I know the left guy in the picture in the middle and I've met the right guy on several occasions.


Isn't the old guy famous for dressing up as a school girl? Where on earth did you meet this man?!
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PhantomGundam Isn't the old guy famous for dressing up as a school girl? Where on earth did you meet this man?!


My first encounter was in London at Hyper Japan in 2013, after that I've met him in Nagoya several times during the World Cosplay Summit parades.
And yes, the man is kind of a celeb.

The left guy is one of the people organizing the World Cosplay Summit.
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PhantomGundam Isn't the old guy famous for dressing up as a school girl? Where on earth did you meet this man?!


My first encounter was in London at Hyper Japan in 2013, after that I've met him in Nagoya several times during the World Cosplay Summit parades.
And yes, the man is kind of a celeb.

The left guy is one of the people organizing the World Cosplay Summit.


That old guy is stalking you. He won't leave you alone until you buy one of his waifu toilets.
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their obsession with toilet astounds me. their toilet is more technological advanced than some people's phone.

so advanced that my mum couldn't find the flush button.

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I wouldn't. personally find it disrespectful to **** on my fav character? lol
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If I had a toilet that fancy I wouldn't use it.

That old man however knows what's good in the hood. lul
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Words escape me.

I guess that in some places parasites are a problem (tapeworms, etc), so medical exams are indicated.

(Maybe the people who painted that toilet watched Zombie Ass too many times.)
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LMAO but I guess I would think about buying just to laugh at it
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Cute.

What do you think about this?
I don't know, it's a toilet.

Will you buy one?
No. But I would probably poop in it.

Is this normal?
It's appears to be a toilet with pictures on it. There's probably weirder things out there.

So are those waifus literally shit?
My waifu smells worse than your waifu.

Would you let somebody check your shit ?
If I were in the hospital or have a bowel related disease, yes.
Or if my poop came out rainbow colored, I'd have to show someone.
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wonkywilla wrote:

Will you buy one?
No. But I would probably poop in it.



I imagined the scenario where a person walks into a toilet store and just shits in one then leaves.
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wonkywilla wrote:

Will you buy one?
No. But I would probably poop in it.



I imagined the scenario where a person walks into a toilet store and just shits in one then leaves.


Come on, don't divulge my master plan!
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