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want to see that artist profile?



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Wasn't it already decided that he is a male succubus?


You mean an Incubus?


the band?
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So it appears though he wasn't made out of ash. Despite the fact that he admits that he gets his powers from his girl companions. This could be the biggest conspiracy theory of our generation.
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latinaloverTX wrote:


Terrance_Blaze wrote:


MysticGon wrote:

Wasn't it already decided that he is a male succubus?


You mean an Incubus?


the band?


i cant stop laughing stop it
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So it appears though he wasn't made out of ash. Despite the fact that he admits that he gets his powers from his girl companions. This could be the biggest conspiracy theory of our generation.


well traveling with girls for years.....there will be one of those nights if you know what i mean.
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He gathered the seven dragon balls and wished for a harem of 10 year old girls that have the power to make him look young whenever he's near them. Why do you think he's always with a female companion? That oddly specific wish he made to Shenron was the smartest decision of his life.
Posted 5/13/15

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would like to know what the "z" below his eyes mean.

that is the biggest secret of the universe






I've made my conclusion; Ash is really a 2000 year old immortal person whose goal is to collect 93248239 pokemon (and counting).
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Despite the allegations of what Ash may or may not have done with those girls in a locked Pokemon Center room, Serena, who actually wants to be with him, may have her work cut out for her:






Such competition!
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At first I thought maybe it was because each episode was equal to 1/3-1 day and maybe he could still be 10 but with almost 900 episodes he probably could at least be 11 or 12. Though if it was 3 episodes to a day then he would almost be 11.
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At first I thought maybe it was because each episode was equal to 1/3-1 day and maybe he could still be 10 but with almost 900 episodes he probably could at least be 11 or 12. Though if it was 3 episodes to a day then he would almost be 11.



Several months happen during the first season, entire summer vacations of episodes have happened there!









For those who don't know, the creator of Pokemon long ago decided that the Manga is the official Pokemon timeline, they let him create the Manga in exchange for full control over the Anime.

He sold Ash so he could make Red...and Red is fuckin beast guys. He had to battle Geovonni during an Earhquake IN A REAL UNDERGROUND ILLEGAL POKEMON GYMBATTLE OF ULTIMATE BADASSERY!



Or, to explain it better. In the Manga(Of which I've only read the first two arcs...never got around to finishing it), Red has to square off against Giovanni in his final Gym Battle.
The battle is rather epic and has to be seen, but Giovanni treats the battle like an actual fucking battle, aiming for the Trainer as well as the Pokemon. I mean, what faster way to end a pokemon battle than to kill the Trainer? He would trip Red up with Earthquake so he had free time to use more moves, he would hold you hostage with one Pokemon while beating the shit out of your's with another, and all those other small details that make him badass.

He even opens up with "People think it's all about the Trainer's ability to train a pokemon, or command the pokemon, or know the weaknesses of pokemon. Not enough people realize you need the physical speed and power to work with them for your victry!" line.

The Manga is straight badass yo.
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Red is too badass to be animated properly. That's why Origins turned into a commercial to sell X and Y. If they didn't do that, all the Japanese tv's and our computer screens would explode from how badass Red is. Then there would be no way to advertise the franchise anymore.

Only Ash can carry on the show in a way that's so boring that they can keep making the same story over and over again for two decades without anything exciting happening. Ash is the eternal pokemon salesman. He is the symbol of how pokemon never changes.

I pray that one day, we will enter an age in which the world of pokemon evolves(no pun intended) and becomes a breath of fresh air. One day, Ash will no longer need to stay 10 years old to sell the same damn game every year. However, the world is not ready for change. Our society is not yet ready for the hero named Red. When will that time come? No one knows. But when it does come, be prepared to see the color red - the color of blood.

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Felstalker wrote:
The Manga is straight badass yo.


Perhaps it is because I am a fan of the games, but I never have seen the appeal of the manga. People link me to the parts that are supposed to be "ZOMG! Dark!" and all that, and ... I don't see what the big deal is.

That being said, why is Ash always ten years old?

The answer is simple.

Bad writing.
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He is the symbol of how pokemon never changes.


See.....this is why pokemon has waned in popularity. No inovatuon! Its like, why make a bigger game? Perhaps one where you collect 16 total badges, have twice the land to cover, have battle towers and weekly events and around 2-hunerd Pokes in it! Even throw in a radio and shiznick.

But nooooooooooo, let the only innovation in 20 years be the ability to select you trainers skin color! That should work! Its not like we want more customization. We all like being 10 year old boys on Fancy jogging shorts, or sexualized 10 year old white girls in skirts.

So easy to improve upon....but they won't do it.
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I hear it's the result of a long time Pokemon tear addiction.

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