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So at school today me and my friends were trying to remember really bad jokes that we used to say in junior school and was just wondering if anybody else had any?
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When is a door not a door? When it's ajar!

What do you call someone else's cheese? Na-cho cheese!

A neutron walked into a bar, the bartender says, "For you, no charge!"



Thank you, thank you!
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What's white and can't climb trees?


































A fridge.
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Do you like fish sticks? You're a gay fish.

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mdmrn wrote:

When is a door not a door? When it's ajar!

What do you call someone else's cheese? Na-cho cheese!

A neutron walked into a bar, the bartender says, "For you, no charge!"



Thank you, thank you!


The cheese one was hilarious
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DanteVSTheWorld wrote:

What's white and can't climb trees?



































A fridge.

That was so bad that i'm crying with laughter
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harutoharuta wrote:

Do you like fish sticks? You're a gay fish.



I remember that one and there was also a sausage one right?
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What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.

What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
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What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? Close the door I'm dressing.
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What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.

What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.


The stick one had me in stickches huh huh see what I did?
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pirththee wrote:

What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? Close the door I'm dressing.


HAHAHHAHA THAT IS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS
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pirththee wrote:

What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? Close the door I'm dressing.


HAHAHHAHA THAT IS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS


Courtesy of Elementary school circa 1961.The local TV station had a noon Howdy Doody look a like spin off called Cowboy Bob.This was the number one joke the kids would send in and this poor guy would have to read the same joke to the cameras daily.
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pirththee wrote:


Nairuzu wrote:


pirththee wrote:

What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? Close the door I'm dressing.


HAHAHHAHA THAT IS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS


Courtesy of Elementary school circa 1961.The local TV station had a noon Howdy Doody look a like spin off called Cowboy Bob.This was the number one joke the kids would send in and this poor guy would have to read the same joke to the cameras daily.


Hahahaha poor guy
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killerpanda3 wrote:

What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.


What's red and can hold water?
A red bucket.

Now what's blue and can hold water?
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What did the blanket say after it fell off the bed? Oh sheet. What do you call a sleeping bull? A "Bull-Dozer"!
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