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Post Reply If you were home alone, and you heard a fart, what would you do?
Posted 5/21/15
A friend of mine recently asked me this question. I think I would just laugh, and like call the cops
Posted 5/21/15
look for the source
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Posted 5/21/15
I'd get off the sauce.
Posted 5/21/15

potentsativa wrote:

look for the source


Sniff out the source.
Posted 5/21/15

Harborcoat wrote:


potentsativa wrote:

look for the source


Sniff out the source.


Indeed
Posted 5/21/15
Call my neighbor to beat their ass for breaking into my home & farting outside the bathroom. That's unacceptable & rude. Not in my house.
Posted 5/21/15
So you're the one who's been eating all my baked beans...
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Posted 5/21/15
Call 911
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Posted 5/21/15
If it was mine . . . sniff....

I thought Osaka from Azumanga Daioh had something like that happen?


If it wasn't mine . . . . get my baseball bat....
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Posted 5/21/15
Call the cops.


Same scenario happened when there was a couple where the husband was telling a joke to his wife. The wife did not think it was funny but somebody upstairs was laughing about it. They called 911 afterwards.
Yea. It's a video titled 10 most stupid criminals.
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Posted 5/21/15 , edited 5/21/15
Fart louder to assert dominance.
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Posted 5/21/15
I fart all the time, if it was someone else, I'd simply go get a knife from the kitchen,,
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Posted 5/21/15
If it was mine (which it probably would be), I would ignore it. If I heard it outside my door I would get my lint roller and prepare to jab someone with the handle.
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Posted 5/21/15
it was probably me anyway.
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if it's not me, i probably go out ! #LOLAL
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