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Post Reply If you were home alone, and you heard a fart, what would you do?
Posted 5/22/15
Sniff to find the source.
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Posted 5/22/15
Use the Flame-Fart-thrower chemical warfare is not enough in these days.
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Posted 5/22/15
i would get a jar and save the fart for evidence.
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Posted 5/22/15 , edited 5/22/15
Call the cops... and then bonk them in the head with a baseball bat screaming "YOU FARTED."
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Posted 5/22/15 , edited 5/22/15
Would fart again!
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Posted 5/22/15
grab my scorpion dagger, that thing would scare the shit out of anyone.
Posted 5/22/15
I'd go for the shotgun!
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Posted 5/22/15
look at my cat or dog
Posted 5/23/15
I start talking out loud to myself, each time getting more pissed and ending up with some next accent lol.
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Posted 5/23/15
Blame the ghost and tell them you're calling an exorcist if they do it again.
Posted 5/23/15
I would raise my defenses..
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Posted 5/23/15
easy, I would go full nude then search the house



and why nude you may ask, I raise you and ask why not nude????
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Posted 5/23/15
assume it was my dog and then be murdered by the person who just broke into my home.
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Posted 5/23/15
I'd wonder what I'd been eating lately!!
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Posted 5/23/15
you're home alone and someone farts ofc it's you lol
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