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You're At A Party And Have To Throw Up, Who Does It Go On
Posted 5/27/15 , edited 5/28/15
im picking the guy taking a selfie. death to the selfie
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Posted 5/27/15 , edited 5/28/15
That selfie-taking chump will rue the day ...
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Posted 5/27/15 , edited 5/28/15
It will turn out to be a great selfie after the vomit.
Posted 5/27/15 , edited 5/28/15
The guy taking the selfie.
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Posted 5/27/15 , edited 5/28/15
Me. Vomiting on someone else is rude, and makes the cleanup more complicated.

Of course, if I can spy a patch of empty floor, or even better, a toilet or garbage can, I will go about painting it with puke with the tunnel vision appropriate to the situation.
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Posted 5/27/15 , edited 5/28/15
The stoner, although second would be my best friend because I can always make it up to him/her.
Posted 5/27/15 , edited 5/28/15
The stoner wont realize tho
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Posted 5/27/15 , edited 5/28/15
I think I would go for the selfie guy. If the hot girl is a bitch she would be my target instead.
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Posted 5/27/15 , edited 5/28/15
damn why all the hate on the selfie guy.......
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Posted 5/27/15 , edited 5/28/15

frankvr6 wrote:

I think I would go for the selfie guy. If the hot girl is a bitch she would be my target instead.


i like this
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Posted 5/27/15 , edited 5/28/15
I would like to throw up on the stoner too, but they'd probably try and kill me. So I'll just go with the guy taking a selfie. Selfies are so annoying.
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Posted 5/27/15 , edited 5/28/15
It's your innards, you be responsible.

That said, and of the limited options available, there is some poetic justice in it being the stoner:
"It's okay, you're less harm-faaahhhhh..."
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Posted 5/27/15 , edited 5/28/15
the hot girl one step closer to domination..
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Posted 5/27/15 , edited 5/28/15
I have to agree with frankvr6. XD With all the answers, I would say that selfie guy will have nothing but gallons of puke on him. Okay, everybody line up and take your aim at the douche guy with greasy gel styled hair and doing the duck face while taking the selfie. XD
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Posted 5/27/15 , edited 5/28/15
No question about it. Nothings more satisfying than ruining some guy's selfie with your vomit.

Selfie guy had it coming.
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