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What Will Be Inscribed On Your Tombstone
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M / Texas
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Posted 6/2/15 , edited 6/2/15
Here lies Isaac.
Dog lover, Pot lover, Ass lover
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Posted 6/2/15 , edited 6/2/15
Joke's over.

Let me out now!
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41 / M / USA
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Posted 6/2/15
I plan on being cremated so...yeah.
Ejanss 
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Posted 6/2/15 , edited 6/2/15
Get your stinking feet OFF a' me!

(No, that's too hostile, I'll settle for:
"Wish you were here.")
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Here lies Ayesha. Probably one of the most tsundere people you will ever meet. RIP 2000-2020, lmao.
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22 / M / The Heroes Associ...
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"be right back, currently having tea with the devil"
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27 / M / Canada
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Posted 6/2/15 , edited 6/2/15
Just this... If you have played DooM you will get it.
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28 / M
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Posted 6/2/15 , edited 6/2/15
"Will take offerings and hear prayers to haunt and curse your enemies."

Here is a list of acceptable offerings. *lists offerings*
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M / HTX
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Posted 6/2/15
Something similar to this
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26 / M / UK
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Posted 6/2/15 , edited 6/2/15
I know it's an obvious one, but...

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20 / M / United States
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Posted 6/2/15
"Here lies Justin Wood"

He failed at life and died.
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22 / M
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Posted 6/2/15 , edited 6/2/15
here lies the guy who left 40 Petabytes of research papers to anyone who wants it, and said " I left everything there, if need help grab my sign and summon be bro!"
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21 / M / Utopia
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Posted 6/2/15
He lived a good life. See ya later

Then I would have Tarly from Game of Thrones read my obituary or eulogy, he gives some great speeches. If you watch GoT, you will know what I'm talking about.
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23 / M / AZ
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Posted 6/2/15 , edited 8/31/15
omnia tempus habent et suis spatiis transeunt universa sub caelo
tempus nascendi et tempus moriendi tempus plantandi et tempus evellendi quod plantatum est
tempus occidendi et tempus sanandi tempus destruendi et tempus aedificandi
tempus flendi et tempus ridendi tempus plangendi et tempus saltandi
tempus spargendi lapides et tempus colligendi tempus amplexandi et tempus longe fieri a conplexibus
tempus adquirendi et tempus perdendi tempus custodiendi et tempus abiciendi
tempus scindendi et tempus consuendi tempus tacendi et tempus loquendi
tempus dilectionis et tempus odii tempus belli et tempus pacis
Posted 6/2/15
"I'm alone, all alone here... It was warm and friendly in my room but now I'm all alone."
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